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m71134 wrote:

Ace-of-Spades wrote:

PW132 wrote:

This small script-like thing centers around a guy named jim. He is completely normal in every way.

Jim enters a room with a net book on a desk.

Jim: OOH! A computer! I'm gonna browse the internet!

5 HOURS LATER

Jim: ...eep.

Jim goes outside to cheer himself up, and talks to a random person.

Jim: HELLO RANDOM PERSON!

Random Person: WHOAREYOUGETTHEHECKAWAYFROMME

Jim walks away sadly.

Jim: Why does no one want to talk to me? OOH, I KNOW! I'll go on the internet!

Start from the beggining.

Some flaws with the story: Jim's stalker who is scared of Jim but waiting outside his house surely will have to go eat sometime, and when does Jim sleep? If he doesn't, he'll die so he stops the cycle any way.

Well, technically since Joe and his stalker are fictional characters, they don't have to eat or sleep. And, if PW132 wants to, he could make it so that they can both live forever.

His name's Jim not Joe

m71134 wrote:

Ace-of-Spades wrote:

m71134 wrote:

Well, technically since Joe and his stalker are fictional characters, they don't have to eat or sleep. And, if PW132 wants to, he could make it so that they can both live forever.

His name's Jim not Joe

Bleh, I'm really tired.

Also humans can't live forever, and if it isn't humans then they wouldn't have access to the internet.

m71134 wrote:

Ace-of-Spades wrote:

m71134 wrote:

Bleh, I'm really tired.

Also humans can't live forever, and if it isn't humans then they wouldn't have access to the internet.

Hmm....they could drink the elixir of life or something like that.

POINT MISSING COMBO x6!

m71134 wrote:

Ace-of-Spades wrote:

m71134 wrote:

Bleh, I'm really tired.

Also humans can't live forever, and if it isn't humans then they wouldn't have access to the internet.

Hmm....they could drink the elixir of life or something like that.

And the last drop would be a bit of death? All life ends in death.

m71134 wrote:

Sunrise-Moon wrote:

m71134 wrote:

Hmm....they could drink the elixir of life or something like that.

And the last drop would be a bit of death? All life ends in death.

Oh.

New idea: How about they're vampires?

Yeah, just add a lego brick-UUH, I mean a girl and we'll have a best seller! GIRLS WILL SQUEE AND THE WORLD WILL NEVER HAVE TASTE AGAIN! MUAHAHAHA!

PW132 wrote:

m71134 wrote:

Sunrise-Moon wrote:

And the last drop would be a bit of death? All life ends in death.

Oh.

New idea: How about they're vampires?

Yeah, just add a lego brick-UUH, I mean a girl and we'll have a best seller! GIRLS WILL SQUEE AND THE WORLD WILL NEVER HAVE TASTE AGAIN! MUAHAHAHA!

But if you add a girl, we have to change the storyline and edit the neverending loop of Jim's life.

PW132 wrote:

Sunrise-Moon wrote:

PW132 wrote:

Yeah, just add a lego brick-UUH, I mean a girl and we'll have a best seller! GIRLS WILL SQUEE AND THE WORLD WILL NEVER HAVE TASTE AGAIN! MUAHAHAHA!

Typ?

No, just loud annoying sound that teenage girls make when they get excited about something.

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