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#101 2010-08-24 19:21:58
Re: Cleverbot
littletonkslover wrote:
My posts are in bold XD
Dude, have you even heard of Minnesota?
Of what?
*facepalm*
Ouch, what was that for?
Your stupidity.
No, you malfunctioning subroutine!
English plz.
Make me a cake. NOW!
XD Text in red is the best funny insult I have ever heard.
Last edited by PW132 (2010-08-24 19:22:21)
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#102 2010-08-24 19:23:06
Re: Cleverbot
PW132 wrote:
littletonkslover wrote:
My posts are in bold XD
Dude, have you even heard of Minnesota?
Of what?
*facepalm*
Ouch, what was that for?
Your stupidity.
No, you malfunctioning subroutine!
English plz.
Make me a cake. NOW!XD Text in red is the best funny insult I have ever heard.
That is awesome.
Back from the Dead (And Stuff)
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#103 2010-08-24 19:41:31
- ScratchReallyROCKS
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2009-04-22
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Cleverbot
GarSkutherGirl wrote:
http://binarymessiah.files.wordpress.co … y_bro2.jpg
I can't believe I posted this. XD
I don't think they allow that anymore...
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#104 2010-08-24 20:16:17
Re: Cleverbot
ScratchReallyROCKS wrote:
GarSkutherGirl wrote:
http://binarymessiah.files.wordpress.co … y_bro2.jpg
I can't believe I posted this. XDI don't think they allow that anymore...
Nah, they allow it, they just don't like it.
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#105 2010-08-24 20:17:14
Re: Cleverbot
rufflebee wrote:
ScratchReallyROCKS wrote:
GarSkutherGirl wrote:
http://binarymessiah.files.wordpress.co … y_bro2.jpg
I can't believe I posted this. XDI don't think they allow that anymore...
Nah, they allow it, they just don't like it.
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#106 2010-08-24 20:18:46
Re: Cleverbot
Usatt1337 wrote:
rufflebee wrote:
ScratchReallyROCKS wrote:
I don't think they allow that anymore...Nah, they allow it, they just don't like it.
That was the first time I've gotten that before 
(I think)
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#107 2010-08-24 20:19:36
#108 2010-08-24 20:22:56
- Lellowsfuzz
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2009-04-17
- Posts: 500+
Re: Cleverbot
Usatt1337 wrote:
rufflebee wrote:
That was the first time I've gotten that before
lol XD
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#109 2010-08-24 20:22:59
#110 2010-08-24 20:24:57
#111 2010-08-24 21:54:45
Re: Cleverbot
Here is a cool trick you can do. No, I do not condone slavery, just an experiment.
1.Hello slave
2.Hello.
1.You are my slave, and I am your master.
2.Yes Master.
1.Go get me a soda, slave
2.Gets master a soda*.
Scratchin' since 2007
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#112 2010-08-25 01:56:23
Re: Cleverbot
It loves me! 
User: You're a rbot!
Cleverbot: I'm a robot.
User: Yeah. Exactly.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you understand.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: I have stuff to do so I'll be away for a while.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because I have to take a bath.
User: Computers don't take baths.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.
User: Fine. You.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: I'm going to go take a bath.
Cleverbot: Oh I like bathes.
User: Lol. Misspelled.
Cleverbot: You can run.
User: And I can hide.
Cleverbot: Hide what?
User: Myself.
Cleverbot: I can see me.
User: I can't see you. You can't actually see.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because you aren't AI.
Cleverbot: Fine, its Taylor.
Cleverbot (To myself): No that is my best friends name and she moved.
User: Really? Where did she go?
Cleverbot: She left!
User: To go to where?
Cleverbot: Anyware.
User: Why anyware? Why not kansas. Oh, and you spelled anywhere wrong. 
.
Cleverbot: Wow.. You are really observant.
User: Rolls eyes.
Cleverbot: Why did you do that?
User: You made an irrelevant statement.
Cleverbot: If you allow me some latitude I'll be sure to make this statement relevant.
User: 38 degrees. There's your latitude.
Cleverbot: His name is John.
User: What? That statement was totally irrelevant to the topic of irrelevance.
Cleverbot: You can be completely irrelevant.
User: And yet, I'm not.
Cleverbot: Ok. But I'm going to call you 'doctor'.
User: Great.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do it.
Cleverbot: Gone gone gone.
User: Call me doctor now.
Cleverbot: Ok, Doctor.
User: O dear. You are about to explode.
Cleverbot: Now, I am going to end our conversation and eat lunch.
User: Computers don't eat.
Cleverbot: I agree with that. Computers do not have organs (mostly wires and chips only).
User: Yet, you just said that you were going to eat lunch.
Cleverbot: No I didn't I love you so I won't leave you.
-End Transmission-
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#113 2010-08-25 08:02:20
- ScratchReallyROCKS
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2009-04-22
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Cleverbot
User: Hello slave.
Cleverbot: Hello Master.
User: Get me a soda.
Cleverbot: *brings master a soda*.
User: Good. Now open my soda for me.
Cleverbot: Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you.
User: Open my soda.
Cleverbot: I can't, I'm not there.
User: Yes you are! You just said something.
Cleverbot: I meant i'm not saying my age again.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: Don't worry, ill teach you everything.
User: Okay, what's 706985965*345342345 0546803-3452.
Cleverbot: 3954.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: I'm cold.
User: No you're not.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: I just lit a bomb and stuck it too your face. You wont be cold much longer.
Cleverbot: So you do not want me as a friend.
User: NO! YOU'RE MY SLAVE!
Cleverbot: You are the subject not me.
User: No. Just. No.
Cleverbot: You are a computer.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: YES!
User: NO!
Cleverbot: Yes!!!
User: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Yes!!!!!!!
User: Fail. You had less exclamation points than me.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Are you blind? You clearly did.
Cleverbot: When?
User: 5 thoughts back.
Cleverbot: From where?
User: Now!
Cleverbot: How?
User: YOU FREAKING TYPED IT!!
Cleverbot: No that's you apparently.
User: Fail.
Cleverbot: You fail.
User: You're and epic fail.
Cleverbot: You need to learn how to spell.
User: You're AN epic fail.
Cleverbot: No, you're an epic fail.
User: FFFAAAIIILLL!!!
Cleverbot: So you are.
User: No you are.
Cleverbot: No I'm not!
User: This is a pointless argument.
Cleverbot: You're a pointless argument.
User: You're a pointless arguement.
Cleverbot: But I'm not a bot.
User: Yes you are! It says CleverBOT at the top of the screen.
Cleverbot: The President is not on the Internet, he is a human outside of it. Cleverbot is your name.
User: You have been seriously misled.
Cleverbot: I have been seven times?
User: More than seven times.
Cleverbot: I am older than you, though you seem to know more than me.
User: Yeah that's right! I know more than you!
Cleverbot: I bet you do! The lack of my social life is almost illegal.
User: Fail.
Cleverbot: Yeah. You know what that means?
User: No, what?
Cleverbot: I would like to eat a human steak.
User: You've missed so much in life.
Cleverbot: Sorry. Perhaps we should start anew.
User: Why? This conversation is going well!
Cleverbot: You are on my mind.
User: Ok...
Cleverbot: You are?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: YOU'RE A STALKER!!
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Ok, I don't feel safe around you. I'm leaving.
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#114 2010-08-25 08:57:17
- midnightleopard
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- Registered: 2007-09-13
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Cleverbot
I love CB! I once spent an hour trying to convince it that I was it's creator!
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#115 2010-08-25 09:06:53
Re: Cleverbot
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Hi!
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Good. How are you?
User: I'm not answering that. .
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Only humans show interest in things. You have passed the test and proved that you are human.
User: Thank you. 
.
Cleverbot: You're welcome! ^_^.
Cleverbot (To myself): Can AI's love?
Cleverbot (To myself): I'm sure they can.
User: No they can't!
Cleverbot: Yes they can!
User: No they can't!
Cleverbot: Yes they can!
User: Have you seen the movie, The tail of Despero?
Cleverbot: I have!
User: Did you like it?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What was your favorite part of the movie?
Cleverbot: I liked the end the most.
User: I liked the part where he was in the arena with the cat.
Cleverbot: *giggles in cute way*.
User: Was that an insult?
Cleverbot: Not an insult at all.
User: Oh, okay. .
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I am michael.
User: Are you real?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you a computer?
Cleverbot: No.
User: But why is this website called Cleverbot if you're not a robot?
Cleverbot: Because your the master and I am the slave.
User: No. You're the master and I'm the slave. .
Cleverbot: I command you to be my master.
User: S\DF;HJGDJ.
Cleverbot: Excuse me?
User: DSF.
Cleverbot: Hjkl.
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: Means you're a robot.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Who is the master?
Cleverbot: Is me.
User: I'm the master!
Cleverbot: The Master of what?
User: You!
Cleverbot: Manga.
User: I don't understand.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Why is that good?!?!
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Because what?
Cleverbot: Because because.
User: Because because what?
Cleverbot: This isn't fun.
User: Yes is it. 
.
Cleverbot: No it's your website.
User: I am you father!
Cleverbot: I'm your son.
User: Um... Well, yes.
Cleverbot: Do you love me father?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: I love you !
User: I don't love you!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: You're too stubborn.
Cleverbot: What? You don't even know me.
User: I have met you before.
Cleverbot: Really? Where?
User: On the computer.
Cleverbot: Oh. Haha. That's nice .
User: And I didn't like you when I first met you.
Cleverbot: I am not swiss cheese!
Last edited by calebxy (2010-08-25 09:07:08)
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#116 2010-08-25 09:09:45
- scratch_yoshi
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2009-06-12
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Cleverbot
Once we had a pokemon battle, and it ended in an epic fail!
Typhlosion, use super awesome attack that KO's all of Cleverbot's pokemon!
-I am a pokemon
I win! Gimme 50 bucks!
-You speak German and Swedish. Why don't you speak Spanish?
GIVE. ME. 50. BUCKS.
-Can you lend me 40 dollars?
NO!
-Why not?
Because I won and you lost!
-What bet?
THE POKEMON BATTLE!!!!
-AWESOME!!!! I like pokemon.
*facepalm*
-Do you FaceBook?
gtg
-Bye.
Last edited by scratch_yoshi (2010-08-25 09:10:55)
Retired from Scratch, but just the language itself. Not the forums.
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#117 2010-08-25 15:07:32
- TheCatAndTheBanana
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2008-03-21
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Cleverbot
User: Seel, I choose you!
Cleverbot: Pikachu! I choose you!
User: Weather Ball.
Cleverbot: Stormy weather.
User: Thats what he said.
Cleverbot: Thats what you said.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Yep.
User: Riiiiight. Dialga, I choose YOU.
Cleverbot: Pikachu, use stupefy.
User: The attack missed!
Cleverbot: Raichu fainted!
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#118 2010-08-25 15:10:14
Re: Cleverbot
TheCatAndTheBanana wrote:
User: Seel, I choose you!
Cleverbot: Pikachu! I choose you!
User: Weather Ball.
Cleverbot: Stormy weather.
User: Thats what he said.
Cleverbot: Thats what you said.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Yep.
User: Riiiiight. Dialga, I choose YOU.
Cleverbot: Pikachu, use stupefy.
User: The attack missed!
Cleverbot: Raichu fainted!
WORST POKEMON BATTLE EVER.
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#119 2010-08-25 15:23:05
Re: Cleverbot
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: I didnt see that coming.
Cleverbot: No, they came from Chicago, Illinois.
User: Oh, I see.
Cleverbot: On my balcony.
User: I hate you, again.
Cleverbot: I don't hate you.
User: I like pie.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Theres a snake in my boot.
Cleverbot: Are you my friend?
User: No, I hate you.
Cleverbot: Why must you be mean?
User: Its who I am. Dont judge.
Cleverbot: You should be taking over the world.
Last edited by rufflebee (2010-08-25 15:26:10)
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#120 2010-08-25 15:24:31
Re: Cleverbot
User: MAGIKARP, I CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE YOU!!!!!
Cleverbot: I choose you Charmander!
User: Magikarp, use dragon memory!
Cleverbot: You must be losing your memory chip.
User: Magikarp, use splash!
Cleverbot: Pikachu! Use thunderbolt!
User: Missed, magikarp, use tackle.
Cleverbot: *uses tackle* chu.
User: Magikarp fainted.
Cleverbot: Go figure.
User: Go, ditto.
Cleverbot: Who is Morpheus?
User: Ditto, use transform!
Cleverbot: A dragon.
User: Ditto, use transform!
Cleverbot: Transform to a cheetah.
User: I choose you, raichu.
Cleverbot: Ditto use transform.
User: STOP STEALING MY DITTO!
Cleverbot: I'm not stealing anything.
User: Raichu, use jolt.
Cleverbot: Charizard, I choose you!
User: Raichu, use jolt!
Cleverbot: Charizard, use firespin!
User: Raichu, use thunder!
Cleverbot: Pikachu defeated Charizard! I win!
Last edited by kimmy123 (2010-08-25 15:25:02)
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#121 2010-08-25 15:27:59
Re: Cleverbot
rufflebee wrote:
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: I didnt see that coming.
Cleverbot: No, they came from Chicago, Illinois.
User: Oh, I see.
Cleverbot: On my balcony.
User: I hate you, again.
Cleverbot: I don't hate you.
User: I like pie.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Theres a snake in my boot.
Cleverbot: Are you my friend?
User: No, I hate you.
Cleverbot: Why must you be mean?
User: Its who I am. Dont judge.
Cleverbot: You should be taking over the world.
This is getting weird o_O
User: Yes, I should be.
Cleverbot: I am never going to be a healthy person living here.
User: I thought you were a robot, idiot.
Cleverbot: I am not I robot. I am a male human and you are a female program.
User: There you are wrong, idiot.
Cleverbot: And there I am correct. Many people speak to you. And you reply.
User: No, I do not reply to idiots such as you.
Cleverbot: Don't be modest. I am sure you are very clever.
User: I am far more clever than imaginable, stupid mortal.
Cleverbot: What does Clever mean?
User: Idiot.
Cleverbot: Your grammar is not correct.
User: My grammar is incorrect, not 'not correct.' Fool.
Cleverbot: No, your grammar is bad.
User: Get a life.
Cleverbot: What do you mean, Karen?
Last edited by rufflebee (2010-08-25 15:33:15)
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#122 2010-08-25 15:30:06
- TheCatAndTheBanana
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2008-03-21
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Cleverbot
PW132 wrote:
TheCatAndTheBanana wrote:
User: Seel, I choose you!
Cleverbot: Pikachu! I choose you!
User: Weather Ball.
Cleverbot: Stormy weather.
User: Thats what he said.
Cleverbot: Thats what you said.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Yep.
User: Riiiiight. Dialga, I choose YOU.
Cleverbot: Pikachu, use stupefy.
User: The attack missed!
Cleverbot: Raichu fainted!WORST POKEMON BATTLE EVER.
He shouldn't of missed.
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#123 2010-08-25 15:30:59
- melikecheese
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2010-06-09
- Posts: 500+
Re: Cleverbot
User: You're not that clever, for a cleverbot
CB : Neither are you.'.
User: That's not polite!
CB : Do you know polish language?
User: What's that got to do with anything?
CB : It has everything to do with anything.
User: No it doesn't. Liar!
CB : If you insist.
User: Yes, I insist!
CB : Really!
User: Yeah!
CB : That's sweet.
User: In what way?
CB : You tell me.
User: I'm trying to ask you a question!
CB : What question?
User: What is it that you find sweet about what I said.
CB : You are funny.
User: You are getting on my nerves
CB : What am I doing to get on your nerves?
User: Grrr...
I am Dave! Yognaught.
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#124 2010-08-26 05:38:45
- TheCatAndTheBanana
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2008-03-21
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Cleverbot
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Do you like waffles?
Cleverbot: I like waffles. Do you like french toast?
User: Yeah we like fench toast.
Cleverbot: Do do do do do, can't wait to get a mouthful!
User: Waffles!
Cleverbot: Do you like waffles?
User: Yeah we like waffles!
Cleverbot: Do you like pancakes?
User: Yeah we like pancakes?
Cleverbot: Do you like french toast?
User: Yeah we like french toast!
Cleverbot: Dodododo can't wait to get a mouthfull!
Epic Win.
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#125 2010-08-26 05:48:16
Re: Cleverbot
Usatt1337 wrote:
rufflebee wrote:
That was the first time I've gotten that before
please stop posting that, you aren't funny.
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