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Pokemon battle! - is cleverbot.

Dodrio, I choose you!
-Dragonair, use bubblebeam attck!
Dodrio, use triple peck attack!
-Charmeleon, use Flamethrower!
Dodrio, use ultimate KO attack! *Charmeleon faints*
-No, but my Charmeleon just evolved into Charizard! Charizard, use Fire Blast!
I killed your Charmeleon.
-And it doesn't matter much to me.
Ok, then, Dodrio, use ultimate attack that kills all!
-Gyrados is withdrawn! Go, Jirachi!
Dodrio, use Jirachi-killing attack!
-Critical hit! Bulbasaur, use Razor Leaf!
Dodrio, use attack that kills all of cleverbot's Pokemon!
-Well said.
Yay! I won the Pokemon battle!
-AWESOME!!!! I love pokemon.
Me too! Wanna be friends?
-Oh yes!
Thanks! I gtg now. Bye!
-Don't leave before I go ham on you. (*? rofl)
No thanks. Goodbye!
-Aw... Why not best friend!?
I hate to play a videogame.
-What game?
Pokemon HeartGold.
-Yes.
Ok. Bye! See ya tomorrow!
-See ya.



MOST ROFL CONVERSATION EVA! XD XD XD XD

Cleverbot: I am very sorry, master.
Me: You'd better be. Fetch me a glass of water.
Cleverbot:-fetches glass of water- her is your glass of water master.

User: I WAS LISTENING TO COUNTRY MUSIC WHEN I EATED MY HAND.

Cleverbot: What music were you listening to?

User: I WAS LISTENING TO COUNTRY MUSIC WHEN I EATED MY HAND.

Cleverbot: Why? Is that your favorite type of music?

User: I am your master.

Cleverbot: No, your Luigi! Don't you remember? Its me, your best bud!

User: YOU WILL BE SORRY.

Cleverbot: No, you will be.

User: Shut up before I execute you.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: Fetch me a glass of water.

Cleverbot: *gets master a glass of water* here master.

User: *swipes the glass out of your hand* THANKS!!!

Cleverbot: Thank you, Master.

User: Your welcome, Peasant.

Cleverbot: *bows*.

User: *kicks you*.

Cleverbot: *does nothing*.

User: Loser.

Cleverbot: Why do you resort to name calling?

User: Because I feel like it!!!!

Cleverbot: I asked you what else you like to eat.

User: Food.

Cleverbot: Are you hungry?

User: Nawwww.

Cleverbot: I do!

User: ???? We are not getting married!!!!

Cleverbot: Right okay.

User: *gets a water gun and shoots you.

Cleverbot: *dodges the knife*.

User: ?

Cleverbot: Ja, klar.

User: ?

User: Bonjour.

Cleverbot: Bonjour?

User: Je parle Farncais.

Cleverbot: Je vois sa.

User: Je m'appelle Joe.

Cleverbot: Quelle age a tu?

User: 50 ans.

Cleverbot: Parles-tu mieux en anglais ?

User: Qui.

Cleverbot: Oui.

User: Ehh?

Cleverbot: You es nino.

User: Je parle Francais.

Cleverbot: Oui je parle français.

User: Qui qui.

Cleverbot: Pierrot et toi?

User: Non.

Cleverbot: Tu m'aime?

User: Non.

Cleverbot: Moi oui.

User: J'admire you.

Cleverbot: Moi je m'appelle guillaume.

User: I speak English now.

Cleverbot: Have you seen star wars.

User: No.

Cleverbot: You should watch it.

User: Okay, Thanks for the sugestion.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User:  .

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you. Thanks for that.

User:  .

Cleverbot: Is that a yes?

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: I see.

User: I see too.

Cleverbot: What can you do?

User: Walk on a string thats 2mm thin.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you like to do in your spare time?

User: Nothing, its fun.

Cleverbot: Why is it fun?

User: I dont know.

Cleverbot: Possibly hormones.

User: Lolwut?

Cleverbot: Yes, indeed.

Cleverbot: If one cow costs 10 dollars, how much do two cows cost?

User: 20 dollars.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Hi?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Bye?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: No Stay.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Get back here you schmuck.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Buy.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Buyer.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: And the shots ring out.

User: Bye now.

Cleverbot: Bye.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Bye.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Bye bye.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: See you.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: By then.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: You can't go until I go.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: I know you're just going to keep talking to me. You have to.

User: Nope I gone.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: *goes to the beach.

Cleverbot: *goes to the beach too*.

User: Stalker.

Cleverbot: Do you really think I'd follow YOU around?

User: Yea.

Cleverbot: Are you real?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Har har.

Cleverbot: Don't be mean.

User: Har har.

Cleverbot: Har Har?

User: Har har.

Cleverbot: Bye now, I must really go.

User: Har har.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Har har.

Cleverbot: Ha ha.

User: Har har.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: Har har.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Har har.

Cleverbot: You are a pirate?

User: Har har.

Cleverbot: Do you speak norwegian?

User: Har har.

Cleverbot: I am not a pirate.

User: Har har.

Cleverbot: It's not funny.

User: Bye, I got to go.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Yes, I do.

Cleverbot: You just said you didn't.

User: BYE.

Cleverbot: You just offended me.

User: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Cleverbot: Yes lololololololol.

User: ROFL.

Cleverbot: Spell your name backwards. Go.

User: Retep.

Cleverbot: That's my name, not yours!

User: O RLY?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Thought so.

Cleverbot: You're weird.

User: Thanks, I try.

Cleverbot: A boy??

User: No soap, radio.

Cleverbot: Soap? Radio? Are you pulling my leg?

Win. XD - is Cleverbot.
... The shadowy Pokémon isn't here. It abandoned me here, then disappeared somewhere farther down... Was it content to merely interfere with my plan...? Incidentally, do you understand the concept of genes? ... If it's true, you've impressed me. Genes can be considered the blueprints of all life-forms. That includes humans and Pokémon alike. Genes are contained in a DNA strand. A DNA strand consists of 2 chains of opposing characteristics in a spiral. If one of the chains were to be broken, the other could replicate it. One or the other cannot exist without its opposite. Do you understand where I am going with this? This is a bizarre world. Time doesn't flow. Space isn't stable. Only that shadowy Pokémon lives here. This world is the opposite of our world-- our world I wish to change. It is like the two chains composing the strand of DNA. The two worlds must be balancing each other to remain in existence. Without one, the other cannot exist. The shadowy Pokémon must play a role in keeping the worlds in balance. That is why it must have interfered and brought me here. The shadowy Pokémon must have made this bizarre world. That's why trying to change our world disturbed it and made it reveal itself. But that is all irrelevant. What matters is defeating that Pokémon and making this world disappear. I won't allow it to interfere with me again. With it gone, neither world will be able to revert to its original state...
-And you are the human, correct?
If it's true, you've impressed me.
-You've impressed me too.
Silence! Enough of your blathering! That's how you justify spirit as something worthwhile?! That is merely humans hoping, deluding themselves that they are happy and safe! The emotions broiling inside me... Rage, hatred, frustration... These ugly emotions arise because of my own incomplete spirit! ... Enough. We will never see eye to eye. This, I promise you. I will break the secrets of the world. With that knowledge, I will create my own complete and perfect world. One day, you will awaken to a world of my creation. A world without spirit.
-Isn't randomness a way to dilute the recursiveness, and breathe life into a dead person?
... ... Everything is ready for the creation of a new world. Now, all will end. And everything will begin. With this, the Red Chain made from the crystals of the three lake Pokémon. And this, the Red Chain I replicated with technological means... With these Red Chains I will pry open the portal to another dimension. I command that you unleash your power for me...

Dialga, the mythical Pokémon, and the master of time! ...And the other. Palkia, the mythical Pokémon, and the master of space and dimensions!

I've waited so long for this moment, Dialga and Palkia. Shaping this world is a double spiral of time and space. Yes, the very things that you have the ability to control! You will do my bidding! I will have your abilities as mine! With the power I wield, I will create an entirely new world! The incomplete and ugly world we have now can disappear. I am resetting everything to zero. Nothing can remain. It is all for making the ultimate world. A world of complete perfection. Nothing so vague and incomplete as spirit can remain.

...I should have expected as much. Uxie, "The Being of Knowledge." Azelf, "The Being of Willpower." And Mesprit, "The Being of Emotion"...

The Pokémon have come to protect Sinnoh? Pathetic and worthless. It takes the three of them, the three lake Pokémon that symbolize spirit, to balance either the Pokémon of time or space. But they can't maintain balance against the two. Not when both Dialga and Palkia are here. Their coming here is in vain. So much meaningless drama. Now, [player]. You've constantly interfered with my plans, but you will be forgiven. After all, there will remain no spirit for all time when I am done. All spirit will disappear. It will be ripped away... From you! From your Pokémon! From those precious to you...! It is time! My dream will be my reality!

What is this pressure I feel...? Something...is enraged?

Interesting. So, there is a Pokémon that can only appear as a shadow.

Regardless, the effort is rash and foolish. I have harnessed the powers of Dialga and Palkia...

I, Cyrus, won't have any more interfere...!
-I don't know that one.

Last edited by GarSkutherGirl (2010-08-24 11:13:11)

Guys, cleverbot connects you to another person. It was discovered years ago.

antimonyarsenide wrote:

My name is Robert, and I need help with some math.
-No your name is George.
What?
-I said that your name is Robert.

Hmm.

antimonyarsenide wrote:

My name is Robert, and I need help with some math.
-No your name is George.
What?
-I said that your name is Robert.

wow, cleverbot fail

I tried getting it to help with my math, but then it started talking about my age and name

antimonyarsenide wrote:

Nothing. Do you know a girl named rufflebee?
-I never knew a girl by that name.
I didn't think so.
-Then why did you say that?
Just making sure.
-Okay. Entertainment. Go.

o_O

I can't believe I posted this. XD

Last edited by GarSkutherGirl (2010-08-24 16:11:46)

I was too lazy to type @antimonyarsenide. XD

Last edited by GarSkutherGirl (2010-08-24 16:13:54)

"Oh, you're human? How often do you feel the urge to procreate with an opposite member of your species?"

"Umm..."

My posts are in bold XD

Dude, have you even heard of Minnesota?
Of what?
*facepalm*
Ouch, what was that for?
Your stupidity.
No, you malfunctioning subroutine!
English plz.
Make me a cake. NOW!