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Chapter I: Introduction
Hello. I am Jack Weddings, son of Wayne Weddings and Haley Gurt. I am supposedly the "Chosen One" to save the world when I´m 16. It´s May 21, 2009, my 13th Birthday, today. I´m supposed to save the world from the horrible prophecy of 2012. No, not the silly one from the Maias, the real one, where cannibals, nuclear wars, and terrorist attacks will destroy. You see, I was born with a don. When I was 5, the people saw something in me. Something different. Something obscure. I had no nerves. If someone was burning me, I wouldn´t notice, but I would be getting burnt. I was also smart- I smarter than the average 14 year-old, and I was only 11 at that time. I have a girlfriend named Sofia Grape, and a brother who´s 15 years older than me named Andres. My favorite quotes are "To be, or not to be" and "Cake and food or death, Cake and food or death, little red cookbook little red cookbook". I am pretty twisted and corrupted, but I think I´m an average human. Well, socially, I guess. I live in 524 Bakers´ street, in London. My parents work in a funeral home, so I´m used to going to many funerals, then weddings of those who befriended my dad when their loved one died. My life may seem great, but it´s not. I wish I were another human, any other, for I hate my life, but I think suicide is a stupidity. To the contrary of human belief, it´s "When the world gives you life, throw attempts at it" not "When life gives you lemons, squirt it at ___ ___".

Chapter II: Happy Birthday

It´s my 13th Birthday. On a regular event, this would be wonderful, but in my case, it´s a step closer to the start of a new paradise, evading facts, or the end of the world.
"Happy birthday..." My parents say. "Here´s your gift..." I get a knife, and a .42 revolver.
"I´m guessing I will need this for when I´m 16, right?" I ask.
"Yes. Train hours a day with these. We bought targets as well. Please do as we say. We want the world to... Not be destroyed, lets say." They reply. I forgot to tell you. Supposedly, if I fail to save the world, I will be the cause to make a mistake, launching 15 nuclear bombs at all 7 the continents; 3 times at Asia, and twice at the others. So the world pretty much depends on me.


So, there´s the preview to my new series I´ll be releasing every Friday, Jack Weddings. Give me feedback, and I´ll return the favor with a cookie. Yeah, right, the cookie´s mine. Well, feedback would be great, compliments too, and the best would be constructive criticism.