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#1 2010-08-19 19:35:25
- samurai768
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Immmature people who want a certificate come here
Have you ever thought to yourself "I'm an awesome person. Why can't people give a certificate to me for that?"
Well, maybe not, but you still want a certificate right?
Here are some things you can do to get a certificate mailed to you saying you're an awesome person:
Mail a message in a bottle answering the following questions without using the letters P or O:
1. What do alot of dogs do when they see a water hydrant?
2. What color is this: ♥
3. What are those guys called who patches over their eyes and say arrrgh and around in ships?Snap your finger 24 times. One hand. See if you can beat 4.5 seconds, and email it.
Flip a coin until you get heads or tails five times straight. Measure how long it takes you, and see if you can beat 72 seconds.
Make a sentence that no has ever used before in the history of time with REAL words, and mail it on the bottom of a flipflop.
This is from the Enclyclopedia of Immaturity 1-2, so credit to them.
This their mailing address:
Klutz
450 Lambert 94306
Palo Alto, CA
Their email is on the klutz site 
Have fun getting your certificates of awesomeness!
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#2 2010-08-19 19:36:54
- antimonyarsenide
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Re: Immmature people who want a certificate come here
1. Urinate.
2. Magenta.
3. Scalawags.
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#3 2010-08-19 19:38:23
- samurai768
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Re: Immmature people who want a certificate come here
antimonyarsenide wrote:
1. Urinate.
2. Magenta.
3. Scalawags.
You have to mail it in a plastic bottle to the mailing address in the first post to get your certificate xD
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#4 2010-08-19 19:40:50
- soupoftomato
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Re: Immmature people who want a certificate come here
samurai768 wrote:
Make a sentence that no has ever used before in the history of time with REAL words, and mail it on the bottom of a flipflop.
Anyone want to see me make my normally well recited pointless short story of complete and utter death into a long run on sentence, kind of like, and kind of like this, and kind of like this, and kind of like this, and even kind of like this.
I'm glad to think that the community will always be kind and helpful, the language will always be a fun and easy way to be introduced into programming, the motto will always be: Imagine, Program, Share - Nomolos
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#5 2010-08-19 19:41:18
- Telemachus
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Re: Immmature people who want a certificate come here
antimonyarsenide wrote:
1. Urinate.
2. Magenta.
3. Scalawags.
We prefer the term Buccaneers.
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#6 2010-08-19 19:42:02
- samurai768
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Re: Immmature people who want a certificate come here
soupoftomato wrote:
samurai768 wrote:
Make a sentence that no has ever used before in the history of time with REAL words, and mail it on the bottom of a flipflop.
Anyone want to see me make my normally well recited pointless short story of complete and utter death into a long run on sentence, kind of like, and kind of like this, and kind of like this, and kind of like this, and even kind of like this.
Well now you've used, so now when you mail the flipflop, you have to pick a different sentence xD
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#8 2010-08-19 19:44:45
- soupoftomato
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Re: Immmature people who want a certificate come here
samurai768 wrote:
soupoftomato wrote:
samurai768 wrote:
Anyone want to see me make my normally well recited pointless short story of complete and utter death into a long run on sentence, kind of like, and kind of like this, and kind of like this, and kind of like this, and even kind of like this.
Well now you've used, so now when you mail the flipflop, you have to pick a different sentence xD
No, it's a story I made up with my friend that I was going to turn into a run-on.
I'm glad to think that the community will always be kind and helpful, the language will always be a fun and easy way to be introduced into programming, the motto will always be: Imagine, Program, Share - Nomolos
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#9 2010-08-19 19:45:05
- samurai768
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Re: Immmature people who want a certificate come here
soupoftomato wrote:
samurai768 wrote:
soupoftomato wrote:
Anyone want to see me make my normally well recited pointless short story of complete and utter death into a long run on sentence, kind of like, and kind of like this, and kind of like this, and kind of like this, and even kind of like this.Well now you've used, so now when you mail the flipflop, you have to pick a different sentence xD
No, it's a story I made up with my friend that I was going to turn into a run-on.
Oh
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#11 2010-08-19 19:47:06
- samurai768
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Re: Immmature people who want a certificate come here
fg123 wrote:
I knew it was from that encyclopedia. I have 1. I want to get #2 though.
GETIT
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#12 2010-08-19 19:51:53
- soupoftomato
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Re: Immmature people who want a certificate come here
samurai768 wrote:
fg123 wrote:
I knew it was from that encyclopedia. I have 1. I want to get #2 though.
GETIT
^Agreed
I'm glad to think that the community will always be kind and helpful, the language will always be a fun and easy way to be introduced into programming, the motto will always be: Imagine, Program, Share - Nomolos
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#15 2010-08-20 11:33:29
Re: Immmature people who want a certificate come here
I'll go for the sentence:
When Twenty-Two people go on the scratch forums and 2467 people log out there would have had to have been at least 2467 people on, because 22 of those people could have just logged on.
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