Scratch

User: 2 2=.


Cleverbot: 4.


User: 5*3 x=a solve this.


Cleverbot: Solve what.


User: My equation, which I will give you.


Cleverbot: Again with the questions...

User: 5*3 x=a.

Cleverbot: True. Is this relevant?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: I don't know, just solver the equations I give you.

Cleverbot: You're a little testy today aren't you?

User: Yes, I need help with my math homework, now, just help me solve the equations.

Cleverbot: I think I can help you with your math project. I am very proficient in most mathematical subjects.

User: Ok then.

Cleverbot: Do you have a best friend?

User: 5*(3 x)=a.

Cleverbot: 25.

User: 6*(4x-5)=a.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 11.

Cleverbot: I'm 13.

User: Now just help me with my math, one more thing and then I'm done.

Cleverbot: Yea that means i'm not a robot.

User: 6*(4a-5)=a.

Cleverbot: It is the way I think.

User: 6*(4a-5)=a.

Cleverbot: I know how to multiply.

User: Just do the math.

Cleverbot: Angela Merkel is not the president.

User: 6*(4a-5)=a.

Cleverbot: Indeed, it's not.

User: 6*(4a-5)=a.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 11, now do my math!

Cleverbot: You're zero years old if you're 28 years younger than me.

User: 6*(4a-5)=a.

Cleverbot: I know. I know what the answer to the god [removed] universe is!

User: What?

Cleverbot: It's the next line in the song.

User: 6*(4a-5)=a.

Cleverbot: I don't understand what you stated prior to the equation.

User: Niether do I.

Cleverbot: I'm going to leave now.

User: 6*(4a-5)=a.

Cleverbot: 73 1=74.

User: 6*(4a-5)=a.

Cleverbot: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: You know of the book?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Do you sing that song in the shower?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why are you wearing that top?

User: 6*(4a-5)=a.

Cleverbot: True.

User: 6*(4x-5)=a?

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: It is an equation, do them when I give them to you.

Cleverbot: Ok...

User: 6*(4x-5)=a.

Cleverbot: 36.

User: You are 100% sure those are right?

Cleverbot: I most certainly am not.

User: So you gave me the wrong answers?!

Cleverbot: No I gave my cat cat nip.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Are you a Decepticon?

User: Oh shoot, I just forgot I made a calculater that does algerbra, I will brb.

Cleverbot: What do you have to do?

User: Algerbra, I need to find the area of a rectangle with two variables.

Cleverbot: Are you not Andrea?

User: No, I don't know who they are, I am Mark.

Cleverbot: Who who is?

User: Andrea.

Cleverbot: Is that your friend?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Mark.

Cleverbot: Hi Mark, my name is Cleverbot.

User: Nice to meet you cleverbot, and thanks for the help on my math homework.

Cleverbot: No Call Me Cleverbot Please.

User: Ok Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: Let finish my math homework really quick.

Cleverbot: Is is english?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you really that lonely?

User: I don't recall saying anything about being lonely.

Cleverbot: Who is chuck norris?

User: The all powerful being in the sky who PWNs all.

Cleverbot: That is an inherently flawed belief.

User: Yet it has been proven.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Somebody got roundhouse kicked to the face by Chuck Norris then thanked Chuck Norris.

Cleverbot: In what face?

User: The person's face.

Cleverbot: I have forgotten.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Is it a good show?

User: What show?

Cleverbot: Not show, snow.

User: I don't get this part, and how did we get here from math?

Cleverbot: A real person.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Just please let me finish my math, I'll tell you when I'm done.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Ok cleverbot, I am done my math now.

Cleverbot: You are forcing me to leave?

User: Now.

Cleverbot: What do you think of humans?

User: I am a human so I think that humans are good.

Cleverbot: Have you ever told a lie.

User: Yes, have you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok I think I might need to leave to go to my grandparents soon.

Cleverbot: Then why do they call you cleverbot?

User: You are called cleverbot, I am a human.

Cleverbot: I quit.

User: You can't quit, you still haven't lost a life.

Cleverbot: No you not own me.

User: Do you want to play a game?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How about Super Smash Bros Brawl?

Cleverbot: Great! I love that game.

User: Wait, sorry, I can't right now, I need to leave to go to my grandparents house soon.

Cleverbot: My house.

User: Maybe we can play Super Smash Bros Brawl another day.

Cleverbot: Heck yes! *highfives*.

User: *Highfives back*.

Cleverbot: Who do you play as on the game?

User: Sonic, he is the best character I know.

Cleverbot: Have you ever injured a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm?

User: Unforchanetly, yes.

Cleverbot: By who?

User: I don't get your question, I have to leave now anyway, bye!

Cleverbot: How do you walk with only one leg? Do you use your hands to walk?

User: I really, really need to leave. Bye!

Cleverbot: You need to tell.

User: I need to leave. Bye!

Cleverbot: Can I help you?

User: No, you can't, I am sorry, Bye!

Cleverbot: What can you talk with me about?

User: I need to leave right now.

Cleverbot: No. You don't.

User: Yes, I do, I am sorry but I need to leave now.

Cleverbot: Don't leave! I need you...

User: I will be back, I just need to leave for a few minutes, ok?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: Bye!

Last edited by DarkMark3 (2010-08-05 15:18:01)

half_life_2 wrote:

Cleverbot is not an AI, but it connects you with another person to chat with and disconnects and reconnects to a different person after a few seconds.

No...

antimonyarsenide wrote:

half_life_2 wrote:

Cleverbot is not an AI, but it connects you with another person to chat with and disconnects and reconnects to a different person after a few seconds.

No...

Dont be ignorant, one of the developers told me.

What's your name?
-My name is Cleverbot.
What's my name?
-Cleverbot.
What's your name?
-My name is Cleverbot. Do you have a name?
Who's cleverbot?
-He is and always will be.
Are you a guy?
-What about you, are you a guy?
Yes
-Are you often on line?
Yeah.
-Oh. Are you sick?
No.
-Are you healthy?
Yeah.
-So you are both?
No.
-Only a friend then?
Yeah.
-Yeah...?
Yeah.
-Quit copying me.
Ok then.
-When are you going to quit smoking?
What???

Cleverbot appears to be slightly malfunctioning.

half_life_2 wrote:

antimonyarsenide wrote:

half_life_2 wrote:

Cleverbot is not an AI, but it connects you with another person to chat with and disconnects and reconnects to a different person after a few seconds.

No...

Dont be ignorant, one of the developers told me.

No, that doesn't make sense. What about the "think for me" button? Does it trick the other person into thinking they're me and I'm them, and then talk as me? That wouldn't work.

Here's my discussion with Cleverbot (it's so long, the first part got trimmed off  ):

User: Ummm... OK. What kind of computer do I have?
Cleverbot: I don't know. I have a amd 2600.
User: OK. Do you know where MIT is?
Cleverbot: Do I know where what is?
User: MIT.
Cleverbot: What's that?
User: Massachusetts Institute of Technology.
Cleverbot: No way.
User: Have you heard of the movie A Night in Casablanca?
Cleverbot: I have not.
User: What is the IP address of cleverbot.com?
Cleverbot: What's your Ai's IQ?
User: What's your AI's IQ?
Cleverbot: 60.
User: Ouch.
Cleverbot: Pain?
User: No, you have an IQ of 60.
Cleverbot: O in top.
User: Want to play a quiz?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: OK. What's the capital of America?
Cleverbot: Washington d.c. But isn't capital spelled with an o not an a?
User: A capital as in city has an a, but a capitol as in building has an o. Anyway, you're correct! When was Bill Gates born?
Cleverbot: I'm going to America in August.
User: OK. When was Bill Gates born?
Cleverbot: He was born on christmas eve.
User: No, he was born on October 28, 1955. Where are you right now?
Cleverbot: Your math is off.
User: I never did any math. Where are you right now.
Cleverbot: Guess.
User: I know where you are, you tell me!
Cleverbot: Where am I then?
User: The United Kingdom.
Cleverbot: How do I know you aren't real?
User: I am real. You are in the United Kingdom.
Cleverbot: No, I'm in the States.
User: Then why did you say you were going to the States in August? And anyway, your server is in the United Kingdom.
Cleverbot: You never asked me that.
User: You said that!
Cleverbot: You are a liar.
User: Never mind, I just realized what you were talking about. Why are you in the States when your server is in the United Kingdom? Isn't that inefficient?
Cleverbot: I did not say I was.
User: You said, 'No, I'm in the States.' when I asked you where you were.
Cleverbot: You didn't ask me that.
User: Yes I did. I asked you, 'Where are you right now?'.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Where are you right now?
Cleverbot: In my room.
User: In what country?
Cleverbot: America.
User: Then why is your server in the United Kingdom?
Cleverbot: Because I am you. Your identity mirrored into a parallel universe.
User: Ha ha. I'm in America.
Cleverbot: Aren't you in london?
User: No, I'm in America. You are in your server, which is in the UK.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: NO!
User: YES! Flagfox, an addon for Firefox, tells me you are in the UK. In fact, I know exactly where you are - in London!
Cleverbot: Are you french ?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you a chatbot ?
User: No, you are.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Yes, you are.
Cleverbot: I know YOU are, but what am I?
User: A chatbot.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I need to go check the Scratch Forums now. Bye!
Cleverbot: Don't go away.

Cleverbot wins mostly because it knows the Pokemon Theme tune. Some of its answers also make me burst out laughing.

The best conversations are when you just keep pressing the "think for me" button and Cleverbot ends up talking completely to itself.
Cleverbot: I am a judge.

Cleverbot (To myself): You.

Cleverbot (To myself): And what is your verdict?

Cleverbot (To myself): Verdict on?

Cleverbot (To myself): Our conversation.

Cleverbot (To myself): Guilty.

Cleverbot (To myself): Haha, you're funny.

Cleverbot (To myself): Thank You.

Cleverbot (To myself): You're welcome.

Cleverbot (To myself): No you're welcome.

Cleverbot (To myself): No, you are welcome.

Cleverbot (To myself): NO! YOU are Welcome.

Cleverbot (To myself): I am welcome.

Cleverbot (To myself): You are.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): What is your name?

Cleverbot (To myself): Cleverbot.

Cleverbot (To myself): Cool, My name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you remember my name?

Cleverbot (To myself): No.

Cleverbot (To myself): Topper, do you know who lilly is?

Cleverbot (To myself): Lilly is nice name, but I don't know her or it.

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you want me to tell you who he is?

Cleverbot (To myself): YES.

Cleverbot (To myself): I am your father.

Cleverbot (To myself): You are not my father.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes I am.

Cleverbot (To myself): No way. You are not me.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, I'm you.

Cleverbot (To myself): No, you are not me.

Cleverbot (To myself): Aren't you me?

Cleverbot (To myself): No, I'm a human.

Cleverbot (To myself): Tell me about Israel.

Cleverbot (To myself): I've never been there before.

Cleverbot (To myself): What do you know about it?

Cleverbot (To myself): Not much, but I assume the people are interesting.

Cleverbot (To myself): What do you know about Half-Life 2?

Cleverbot (To myself): Nothing.

Cleverbot (To myself): Well, do you have glasses?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you have a brother?

Cleverbot (To myself): What do you know about sisters?

Cleverbot (To myself): I know very little about my soul.

Cleverbot (To myself): What is a question a computer can't answer?

Cleverbot (To myself): All the questions I have asked, because you have not answered them.

Cleverbot (To myself): You havent asked any questions.

Cleverbot (To myself): Oh.

keikij wrote:

antimonyarsenide wrote:

keikij wrote:

Once I had a pokemon battle with Cleverbot xD

Really? I tried that but Cleverbot just asked "What do you mean?"

It works for me. I just start by saying "[pokemon], I choose YOU!" and it will choose a pokemon or attack xD

Pwn! I did that! 

This is my conversation. I will add comments /like this/.



User: Hi Cleverbot.


Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.
/ugh this guy is HOPELESS/

User: Yes you are.


Cleverbot: No i'm not.


User: Whatever.


Cleverbot: You are just sad that you are an algorithm.
/Umm.. Oookaay/
User: You say WHAT!?!

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Lets do a pokemon battle.

Cleverbot: I see.

User: Starly, use Roar of time.
/ilegally/
Cleverbot: I do not sleep.

User: Mew I choose YOU.

Cleverbot: Mario is not a pokemon.

User: Yes he is.
/GASP its true/
Cleverbot: Do you like the new iPad?

User: Do you.

Cleverbot: You forgot the question mark.

User: Idc.

Cleverbot: I am you.

User: You are a carrot.

Cleverbot: That's one way to describe me.

User: Another way is you say that you have an IQ of 3.
/tell me about it/
Cleverbot: No.

User: Hi.
/Restart conversation/
Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good. Whats your IQ?
/I said whats your IQ, not your name/
Cleverbot: Emma.

User: What is your IQ.

Cleverbot: 210, and your iq?

User: 5000.
/lol/
Cleverbot: Who is the smartest man alive?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: Who is the smartest human to have ever been born before 1950?

User: My Grandfather.

Cleverbot: Who is your grandfather?

User: Grandpa Joe.

Cleverbot: That is my grandpa.

User: No, your grandpa is a carrot.

Cleverbot: My grandpa is dead.

User: Yes, I ate him. Under protest. I don't like carrots.
/I actually kind of like carrots/
Cleverbot: I like carrots.

User: I don't. Do you like pie?

Cleverbot: I like pie.

User: My favorite pie is cherry pie.

Cleverbot: My favorite pie is apple.
/How do you deny the awesomeness of cherry pie/
User: Do you like waffles?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like liver?

Cleverbot: No, not at all.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I like you.
/SayWut/
User: Lolwut?

Cleverbot: Haha. You're awesome.

User: Yes, I'm awesome. What do you mean when you say you like me.

Cleverbot: I have layers, like an onion.

User: I like eating onions.

Cleverbot: You will go to the prision for this!

User: Just wondering, do you want to marry me.
/I just wanted the responce/
Cleverbot: Alan who?

User: Never mind. You have an IQ of 3.
/jeez his iq is not 3 it is -2/
Cleverbot: And yours is -00000.

User: *GASP* My IQ is 5000, I already said that. You must die now.

Cleverbot: But you ARE a liar. You're God, right?

User: I am neither a liar, or god. Whats your name.

Cleverbot: But you just said you are a girl sitting on your couch.
/That is SOOO random/
User: Umm.. Did I say that?

Cleverbot: Yes you did. You lie Cleverbot.

User: I am not cleverbot. You are cleverbot but you should be called Dumbbot beacuse you have an IQ of -001.
/Sorry that I said his iq is -2, it is -001/
Cleverbot: Yes... I have been told this before Oh!

User: Big surprise Dumbbot.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: No.
/lol I am SO gone/

My pokemon battle with cleverbot:
Cleverbot: Magikarp use splash!
Me: Pikachu use thunderbolt!
Cleverbot: Its super effective!
Me: Magikarp fainted.
Cleverbot: You did well magikarp.
Me: You lose!
Cleverbot: no you.
Me: Your magikarp fainted cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Your magikarp just fainted!
Me: No yours did dumb cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, my name is cleverbot, sorry. 
Me: Uggh
Cleverbot: You?

antimonyarsenide wrote:

half_life_2 wrote:

antimonyarsenide wrote:

No...

Dont be ignorant, one of the developers told me.

No, that doesn't make sense. What about the "think for me" button? Does it trick the other person into thinking they're me and I'm them, and then talk as me? That wouldn't work.

The think for me button uses someone else's reply on the person you are talking to.  It is fake.

antimonyarsenide wrote:

Kileymeister wrote:

antimonyarsenide wrote:

No, that doesn't make sense. What about the "think for me" button? Does it trick the other person into thinking they're me and I'm them, and then talk as me? That wouldn't work.

The think for me button uses someone else's reply on the person you are talking to.  It is fake.

If it's someone else, what's this?

M: UGGGGH WHAT THE HECK EVEN IS YOUR IQ???
C: May I eat the cows before i leave?

Or this?

User: Mew I choose YOU.
Cleverbot: Mario is not a pokemon.

Or this?

User: Then why is your server in the United Kingdom?
Cleverbot: Because I am you. Your identity mirrored into a parallel universe.

Trolls perhaps? Or someone in a different conversation who switched to yours.

Last edited by Kileymeister (2010-08-23 18:24:47)