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#26 2010-08-04 18:27:08
Re: Cleverbot
User: Want to roleplay?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who will you role play as?
Cleverbot: No one because the vote for president already happened.
FAIL
I'm gonna try again.
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#27 2010-08-04 18:35:26
Re: Cleverbot
keikij wrote:
User: Want to roleplay?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who will you role play as?
Cleverbot: No one because the vote for president already happened.FAIL
I'm gonna try again.
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#29 2010-08-04 18:38:24
Re: Cleverbot
User: I am the evil wizard Hex and I have come to destroy your pathetic little village, hero!
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.
User: Silence mortal! *throws fireball at you*.
Cleverbot: Ugg... That was mean! *steals the pencil you threw at me*.
User: SO you'll fight with a pencil? Nice trick, turning the fireball into a pencil... But how about this? *summons 10 zombies and they run after you*.
Cleverbot: Haven't heard that phrase before.
User: You fail at life, you know that?
Cleverbot: Fine lets talk about mental health.
What the fail?
Clever just doesn't get it.
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#33 2010-08-04 18:42:50
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#34 2010-08-04 18:46:34
Re: Cleverbot
ThePCKid wrote:
You have to copy and past it, the link doesn't work.
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#36 2010-08-04 19:00:03
Re: Cleverbot
Aww, it stopped working! 
And it was a good one, too...
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#38 2010-08-04 19:55:58
Re: Cleverbot
djm111 wrote:
It knows both verses of the Pokemon Theme tune. I tried the second verse because a a lot of people only know the first verse and chorus.
It knows Never Gonna Give You Up!!!!!!!!!!
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#39 2010-08-04 19:57:24
- soupoftomato
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- Registered: 2009-07-18
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Re: Cleverbot
iamrpk wrote:
djm111 wrote:
It knows both verses of the Pokemon Theme tune. I tried the second verse because a a lot of people only know the first verse and chorus.
It knows Never Gonna Give You Up!!!!!!!!!!
It knows Don't Stop Believin', but I didn't know all of it so I couldn't finish.
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#40 2010-08-04 19:58:35
Re: Cleverbot
soupoftomato wrote:
iamrpk wrote:
djm111 wrote:
It knows both verses of the Pokemon Theme tune. I tried the second verse because a a lot of people only know the first verse and chorus.
It knows Never Gonna Give You Up!!!!!!!!!!
It knows Don't Stop Believin', but I didn't know all of it so I couldn't finish.
I didn't know all the lyrics to Never Gonna Give You Up, so I googled it.
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#41 2010-08-04 20:00:06
- antimonyarsenide
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Re: Cleverbot
It asked me "What is love?" It also asked me "If I'm a guy and you're a girl, what do I have that you don't?" O_O Even though I already told it I was a guy.
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#42 2010-08-04 20:07:54
- soupoftomato
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Re: Cleverbot
I've gotta get to the Bellagio. 
Gettin' married tommorrow.
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#44 2010-08-04 21:17:40
- Star_the_fox
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Re: Cleverbot
He doesn't know the last bit of Don't stop believing, and NONE of Super Sonic racing.
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#45 2010-08-04 21:57:28
- Ace-of-Spades
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Re: Cleverbot
antimonyarsenide wrote:
keikij wrote:
antimonyarsenide wrote:
Really? I tried that but Cleverbot just asked "What do you mean?"It works for me. I just start by saying "[pokemon], I choose YOU!" and it will choose a pokemon or attack xD
Pikachu, I choose you!
-Pikachu! I choose you!
Pikachu, use thunderbolt!
-Pikachu, use Volt Tackle NOW !
Pikachu, use Iron Tail!
-Pikachu, use Quick Attack!
Pikachu fainted!
-I choose you Mewtwo
I choose you, Lugia.
-Pikachu, use thunderbolt! (?)
Lugia, use Aeroblast!
-Pikachu fainted.
Lugia, use Rain Dance!
-Use Tri Attack!
Use Weather Ball!
-What is football?
FAIL.
I think it's because you tried to capture his pokemon. Or is Weather ball some kind of attack? Maybe it's not in the version he's been programmed to play. Or maybe it's 'weatherball'.
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#46 2010-08-04 21:58:45
- Ace-of-Spades
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Re: Cleverbot
antimonyarsenide wrote:
It asked me "What is love?" It also asked me "If I'm a guy and you're a girl, what do I have that you don't?" O_O Even though I already told it I was a guy.
Haha
God bless the Cleverbot trolls
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#47 2010-08-05 00:59:37
- Silverspines
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Re: Cleverbot
Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot.
Me: Okay then, what may I call you?
Cleverbot: My name is Kristi
Me: Nice name.
Kristi: House car cat pie lol Attic rat moon wallet.
Me: Oh no! A fit!
Kristi: Okay...
Me: It looks like you've recovered.
Kristi: You are the one... The one who will bring peace to the universe!
Me: Really? How?
Kristi: The two forces have waged war for centurys...
Me: Yes...
Kristi: At the Zoo!
Color Pong! Simple but fun.
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#48 2010-08-05 01:26:18
Re: Cleverbot
Silverspines wrote:
Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot.
Me: Okay then, what may I call you?
Cleverbot: My name is Kristi
Me: Nice name.
Kristi: House car cat pie lol Attic rat moon wallet.
Me: Oh no! A fit!
Kristi: Okay...
Me: It looks like you've recovered.
Kristi: You are the one... The one who will bring peace to the universe!
Me: Really? How?
Kristi: The two forces have waged war for centurys...
Me: Yes...
Kristi: At the Zoo!
xD
Epic win.
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#50 2010-08-05 12:06:36
- antimonyarsenide
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Re: Cleverbot
Oh no!
-Oh yes!
No, you don't understand!
-What is love.
Forget it.
-Baby don't hurt me.
Don't hurt me.
-No more.
O_O
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