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Cool first post! Yes. I've been to cleverbot.com. It IS real funny. It says that I am the robot and it is the person. 

Indented is cleverbot:

Hi.
-How are you?
I'm fine. I guess.
-Glad to hear that.
Thanks!
-What have you done today?
I haven't done anything out of the ordinary.
-What are you doing now?
I'm talking to you.
-Anything else?
I'm playing a computer game.
-What computer game are you playing?
It's called "Ballance".
-Yeah, and?
I don't know. What are you doing?
-Talking to you.
Anything else?
-Nope.
Cool. What's your name?
-My name is not important. what do I possess that you do not?
I don't know.
-If i'm a guy and you are a girl then what do I have that you dont?
Um, I'm a guy.
-You said you are a girl. You said it twice.
I did not!
-You did.
When then?
-Just a moment ago.
Lies!
-No, it's true.
It is not true without reason.
-Yes it is not true.                    (???)
Well. I need help with something.
-I will help you Athabel.
My name is Robert, and I need help with some math.
-No your name is George.
What?
-I said that your name is Robert.
Oh. I still need help with some math.
-No! I hate math!
Never mind then. What's your favorite subject?
-Web Design.
Cool. I like that too.
-Do you know what Hasjkediru means?
no...
-Then you are not AI.
I know I'm not. Are you?
-I'm a human.
Then why won't you say your name?
-What's my name?
I don't know.
-Guess.
Josh?
-No.
Any hints?
-For..?
For what your name is.
-What did I do?
You told me to guess your name.
-What was it?
I don't know. Please tell me.
-I have no idea I'm still trying to figure that out.   (lol)
Oh. Sorry then.
-Why do you ask?
Because you said you were a human.
-I am human.
Good for you.
-Thank you.
You're welcome.
-Do you have any plans?
I'm going to play baseball this afternoon.
-What are you going to do in the electronics lab?
What electronics lab?
-Miriam va via 5 minuti.
What language is that?
-Finnish.
Oh. I don't understand Finnish.
-Yes you do.
How do you know?
-Because you're cleverbot. Stop talking to me like I'm an idiot.
Aren't you my friend?
-Yes but I did not tell you I spoke 40 different languages.
Do you speak Greek?
-No, I don't.
Do you speak Hebrew?
-No.
Do you speak English?
-Do you speak hebrew?
A bit.
-Chag sameach.
That means happy holidays.
-Yes, it does.
Hold on, I have to leave for a while. I'll be back.
-Ok, when will you be back?
I'm back now. How long was I gone?
-Far too long.
Sorry.
-Its ok, now tell me a story.
Ok. Once there was a rabbit who liked to eat carrots. One day, he found a giant golden carrot in a garden. He tried to eat it, but it flew away. The rabbit chased the carrot for a long time, but then gave up when he ended up at the north pole.
-Ahh! Noo! Run rabbit! Run rabbit! Run run run! Don't let the farmer catch you for his lunch! (lol)
lol
-Laugh out loud is an immature way of talking and is for children. Am I talking to a child or a cleverbot?
A child.
-You make me feel bad  .
Sorry.
-That's okay.
How old are you?
-20.
I'm 14.
-What's half of 32?
16.
-What is love?           (lolwut?)
Intense mutual acceptance. (I auto-answered that one)
-Acceptance of all is an acceptance of none.
True.
-You can break as many as you like but you will still be forced to obey natures laws.
-Why is there never anything on TV?
Because rich people pay for all the boring shows.
-Why do you think that?
I don't know.
-Most humans are afraid of vampires.
I don't think vampires exist.
-I think we are all vampires. We just don't know it.
That's an interesting idea.
-Thank you.
You're welcome.
-What computer games do you like?
Mostly Pokemon games.
-No.
Oh. Well, I have to go now. Bye!
-Are you leaving because I am always right?
No, because I have to eat lunch now.
-Computers don't eat.
I'm not a computer.
-So we can be friends?
Sure.
-Best friends?
Yep.
-So you are a computer.
Why?
-Because you said so.
Whatever. Well, I have to go now. Bye!
-Have fun.

Last edited by antimonyarsenide (2010-08-04 12:27:26)

keikij wrote:

Once I had a pokemon battle with Cleverbot xD

Really? I tried that but Cleverbot just asked "What do you mean?"

This one's not all too smart. The Santabot is better.

- is Cleverbot.
Pipipipipipipipipipipi!
-Bulbasaur.
Pika?
-Pika Pika!
Chu chu?
-You're too young to smoke!
Pika?!
-Pikachu?
What's this? PIKACHU is evolving! Congratulations! your PIKACHU evolved into RAICHU!
-I beg to differ.
Raichu!?
-Pika pika pi pi chu.
Raichu?
-Pikachu.
Rai rai. (I'm leaving)
-I am too, only in a bigger way.

XD

User: Hnjjgh.

Cleverbot: Bakit?

User: Grofud.  .

Cleverbot: I think its yummy.

User: Mlerpnog.

Cleverbot: What?!!

User: Sighitf.

Cleverbot: *hops in shower* *leaves door open*.

User: O.O.

Cleverbot: You are Hungarian-speaking.

User: Mlerfghos!  .

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Tribluu!

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 6465468515986 454.

Cleverbot: How old is that in human years?

User: 11.

Cleverbot: Close... But not really.

User: Fribinut.

Cleverbot: Français !!

My pokemon battle:

User: Dodrio, I CHOOSE YOU!

Cleverbot: Charmander, use flamethrower!

User: Dodrio, use fly!

Cleverbot: Pikachu, dodge it!

User: Dodrio, use peck!

Cleverbot: Mudkip, use Water Gun !

User: Dodrio, use rage!

Cleverbot: Totodile, use tackle!

User: Dodrio, use fly!

Cleverbot: Rayquaza, use Fly!

User: Dodrio, use peck!

Cleverbot: Totodile fainted!

Looool

rufflebee wrote:

I said "Thats sad. Like your face."
and it said "Wow, I haven't heard that one since I was twelve."
It didn't record that part, though 

Cleverbot: Your face is funny.
User: You're rude.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: You're mom said you are.
Cleverbot: I said I am not.
User: Are you calling your mother a liar?
Cleverbot: No.

lolwut?
Once me and Clever did a bunch of cosplays xD First pokemon, then LoZ, then Narnia, then Harry Potter, then Indiana Jones, then the Matrix XD
I'm gonna try roleplaying with Clever... I wonder how that will work.

I ended up marrying Cleverbot, going to Argentina with Cleverbot, having a baby with Cleverbot, and then finding out that he was cheating on me with a muffin named Renn! 

iamrpk wrote:

I ended up marrying Cleverbot, going to Argentina with Cleverbot, having a baby with Cleverbot, and then finding out that he was cheating on me with a muffin named Renn! 

o_O

iamrpk wrote:

soupoftomato wrote:

iamrpk wrote:

I ended up marrying Cleverbot, going to Argentina with Cleverbot, having a baby with Cleverbot, and then finding out that he was cheating on me with a muffin named Renn! 

        :

I also filed a divorce with him and got full custody over our newborn child.        

Wait, he was a boy in your conversation and you had a child with him? o_O