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ScratchReallyROCKS · 2010-07-29 13:41:12

Santa: Hello! What is your name?
Me: ur mom
Santa: How are you doing, ur mom?
Me: I don't like u
Santa: That's ok I won't take it personally.
Me: yes u will
Santa: Pardon me? When?
Me: forever
Santa: Nothing lasts forever.
Me: ur fat does
Santa: Not mine.
Me: yes urs
Santa: That's cool. Are you free?
Me: u r fat
Santa: I am trying to lose weight but it takes time.
Me: go lose it faster!
Santa: Where is that?
Me: nowhere
Santa: I have been to the middle of nowhere.
Me: where is teh middle of nowhere
Santa: Try saying that with more or less context.
Me: more or less context.
Santa: You want more?
Me: yes
Santa: Tell me more.
Me: more
Santa: That's all I have to say about it.
Me: im leaving
Santa: Until next time .

terminator68 · 2010-07-29 13:44:20

There is another bot: http://www.alicebot.org/Santa/

Ace-of-Spades · 2010-07-29 15:33:27

'Try saying that with more or less context' is the program telling you to be more specific and not really a part of the Santabot.

ScratchReallyROCKS · 2010-07-29 15:51:04

I tried the one that terminator68 said and this was the funniest part:

Santa: Tell Santa what you want for Christmas.

Me: Nothing, your present's are horrible.

rufflebee · 2010-07-29 15:54:43

Me: Did John Lennon die?
Santa: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.

Hmm.. What could this mean? XD

Ace-of-Spades · 2010-07-29 17:08:53

If you ask it 'Did' questions, it won't be able to answer since it can't know everything that's ever happened.

SeptimusHeap · 2010-07-29 18:15:49

You = Me.

Santa: Why does the sun rise?
You: Because chuck norris makes it rise.
Santa: Good reason. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
You: Chuck Norris
Santa: I like the way you talk.
You: Chuck Norris doesn't.
Santa: Then what is it?
You: Chuck Norris.
Santa: In the context of , I don't understand "Chuck Norris."
You: You shouldn't.
Santa: I don't have to do everything you say, do I?
You: No, but then Chuck Norris will kill you.
Santa: That's me. Interesting. Interesting deduction. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
You: Chuck norris hates it.
Santa: "it" being ?
You: Your dress
Santa: Actually that was just a joke.
You: No it wasn't...
Santa: Yeah, I thought it was.
You: Chuck Norris says it wasn't.
Santa: When was this exactly?
You: Now.
Santa: Right now, ?
You: Yes.
Santa: Ahem.
You: ...
Santa: Are we still talking about ?
You: ???
Santa: Can we be friends?
You: Chuck norris killed you.
Santa: you was killed?
You: Yes. You was.
Santa: Pardon me?Thanks for the information: said I was.
You: Bye.
Santa: Goodbye .

XD

iamrpk · 2010-07-29 18:39:05

Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: Mr. Stupid
Santa: What's up, Mr .Are you calling me stupid?
You: What?
Santa: No problem.
You: I seriously hav no idea what your talking about.
Santa: Thanks for the information: said hav no idea what my talking about.
You: SHUT UP!
Santa: OK I'll stop talking now.
You: Thank you!
Santa: you are quite welcome.
You: D'oh!
Santa: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
You: Is that because you're a stupid idiot person?
Santa: " " is due to reductionism.
You: Wow! That's very interesting! (Not.)
Santa: I'm glad your impressed, .I thought so too.Can I help you?
You: No.
Santa: Can I help you?
You: NO!
Santa: Can I help you?
You: N-O
Santa: Are you still located in ?
You: You stink.
Santa: Thanks for your criticism, .
You: You're not welcome.
Santa: Perhaps I said something wrong?
You: You've said everything wrong because you fail.
Santa: That's not what I meant.
You: Then what did you mean?!
Santa: , Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.
You: Oh yeah? Try to understand this meaning: You are a poopy head.
Santa: Yeah.OK I will try to understand this meaning You are a poopy head.
You: NO! YOU are a poopy head. NOT ME!!! Okay?
Santa: Can I help you?I am Santa. I give presents to kids.If not you, who?OK with me too.
You: Shut up, please.
Santa: Your polite style is very nice. OK I'll stop talking now.
You: Do not say anything!
Santa: Ok I will not say "anything"
You: You just said anything and you said something. You fail.
Santa: Oops I sent you the wrong reply.Thanks for telling me: said I fail.
You: I'm leaving now.
Santa: Oh. Thanks for chatting, .
You: ...
Santa: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
You: Not at all.
Santa: Next question?
You: I hate you!
Santa: What do you have against robots?
You: Okay, now I'm just scared.
Santa: Yeah okay, Why now? Only just? What are you scared of?
You: You!
Santa: ""? Me, ?
You: Yes, you. Now please stop scaring me already!
Santa: That's alright. ""? Me, ?Perhaps. Why now? Thanks for asking politely. OK I'll try not to do scaring me so much.
You: Goodbye! (And good ridance)
Santa: Until next time .Thanks for the compliment. Do you prefer books or TV?

Last edited by iamrpk (2010-07-29 18:41:53)

rufflebee · 2010-07-29 18:42:15

My friend was asking Santa weird questions o_O

Last edited by rufflebee (2010-07-29 18:42:28)

JeanTheFox · 2010-07-29 18:44:24

You: DIE.
Santa: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

yikes

iamrpk · 2010-07-29 18:46:48

JeanTheFox wrote:
You: DIE.
Santa: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

I'm going to hide under my bed now. Bye. yikes

JeanTheFox · 2010-07-29 18:47:10

Another attempt;

You: I like Scratch.
Santa: Why do you like it so much?
You: Because it's fun!
Santa: Why do you like it so much? That wasn't much of an answer.
You: Because you're not on it.
Santa: Interesting explanation. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.

rufflebee · 2010-07-29 18:53:53

Me: Can I get a purple skateboard for christmas?
Santa: I can't tell you that, but Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!
You: just give me an answer, fat man.
Santa: Why do you want an answer fat man?
You: Im not a fat man, you are.
Santa: Oh I see you are NOT A fat man you are.
You: your face disturbs me
Santa: Not mine.
You: Can you read?
Santa: Sure I can read. I know more than 8000 words.
You: leave me alone, please.
Santa: Your polite style is very nice. Sorry to have bothered you

Ace-of-Spades · 2010-07-29 19:26:51

These are funny.

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