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In books:
"You just jumped off an exploding helicopter, watched your father die, and you're bored?"
"Yes."
"Eh."
(In War III: Master of Disguise, Retelin (DaGamez) talking to Star (Star_The_Fox)

In life, best Tray jokes:
"Give me a tray... Wet. Another... Wet. Another, Wet. Another... Wet. Where'd you dry these, in a rainforest?"

"I could kill you with a single thought... Ah, screw it, I'll use a tray." (That's how I imagine Darth Vader talking to a cafeteria-dude)

In life, best GrubbFather jokes:
"Drop the gun... Grab the cannoli."
"No." *Shot*

In life, best War jokes:
"Miller, do me a favor."
"What do you want, Miller?"
"I want a better gun, Miller. I have a god-darn pistol without bullets."
"You're not important enough to have a better gun, Miller."
"I'm Sergeant, Miller."
"We need to stop the stereotype of every soldier being named Miller, Miller."
"Yeah, god-darn Call of Duty."