http://santabot.com/
i keep swearing to santa XD
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Lol. That was...odd
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I spent a good 10 minutes on there, discussing Santa's childhood.
"You: ur mom
Santa: Actually I do not have a mother."
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You : you lost the game
Santa: I found the game
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Me: I just lost the game!
Santa: You did? Where did you last see the game?
Me: Eh, never mind.
Santa: I visited Canada a lot in my childhood.
Me: That's great.
Then I said that I liked Harry Potter, and he asked me what Harry Potter tasted like.
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Santa: Hello. What's your name?
You: Nunya Bizness
Santa: Nice to meet you, Nunya Bizness .
You: Sup
Santa: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
You: How do you have internet at the North Pole?
Santa: My personality was completely customized by botmaster, when he or she first downloaded me.
You: Good to know.
Santa: Thanks for the compliment. I will try to explain it to you.
You: I don't want you to. I enjoy mystery.
Santa: Why not? A lot of people like that. I don't know if I like mystery. I love horses.
You: Good for you.
Santa: That sounds sarcastic.
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Santa: What do you do in your spare time?
Me: Kill people.
Santa: Killing is wrong.
Me: I'm Jewish.
Santa: A lot of my friends are Jewish.
Me: Liar.
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me: am i fat?
santa: no you look fine to me
me: well i think you're fat
santa: Interesting. I am trying to lose weight but it takes time.
me: [censored]
santa: You used a colloquial expression. The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that.

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Whoa, I told him he was fat, and he said he is trying to lose weight. I wonder how people programmed the site to do that. I am insulting him now XD
Me: Do you like books?
Santa: Yes I like books, they are very important to me?
Me: What is your favorite book?
Santa: My favorite book is Don't Read Me. Have you read Don't Read Me?
Me: No
Santa: Can I help you?
Me: Have you read the Alex Rider series?
Santa: I have scanned the Alex Rider series Rider series
Me: Have you read Stormbreaker?
Santa: No I don't think I have read stormbreaker , what is stormbreaker about?
Me: A 14 year old spy
Santa: How old are you?
Me: 12
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
Another conversation:
Me: My name is Santa
Santa: That is my name too!
Me: No, your name is Zurgle
Santa: That's me. My name is Santa
LOL XD
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Santa: What is your name?
Me:
Santa: ...
Me: Hi
Santa: Hello there!
Me: Why are you Santa?
Santa: The explanation is rather complicated.
Me: Explain
Santa: There is no more information to clarify.
Me: ...
Santa: Can you tell me any gossip?
Me: No
Santa: Can I help you?
Me: Yes
Santa: Yeah that's right.
Me: Why are you so random?
Santa: bored.com programmed me for random.
Me: Whatever
Santa: Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me: Yes
Santa: Yippee!
Me: RANDOM!
Santa: I've lost the context, . Are we still on ?
Me: Bai
Santa: Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me: No. BAI!
Santa: Can I help you?Tell me more about your .
*Closes window*
Lol
Weird conversation

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Here is another one:
Me: Your face!
Santa: Actually my face is not yet built.
Me: Your mom!
Santa: Actually, I don't have a mother.

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yeah
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Me:chicken
Santa:why did the chicken cross the road?
Me:To get pretty darn FAT!
Santa: why do you want pretty darn fat
Me:sir grodus
Santa:let us change the subject
Me:meowbomb
*Acciendeantly clicks jbox.com*
Me RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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melikecheese wrote:
Bored.com is santa's best friend.
yeah.
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m71134 wrote:
Lol. Santa is hilarious.
i know!
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nikkiperson2 wrote:
Santa: What do you do in your spare time?
Me: Kill people.
Santa: Killing is wrong.
Me: I'm Jewish.
Santa: A lot of my friends are Jewish.
Me: Liar.
Ha.
I tried going to the site but it wouldn't load for me
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Santa: Hello! What is your name?
Me: Why? Are you going to stalk me?
Santa: What's up, why .That was my original intention.
Me: Stalker.
Santa: Try saying that with more or less context.
Me: Why did you steal my cookies last year?
Santa: It was determined by my programming.
Me: Being on the computer won't help your weight situation.
Santa: What are you wearing?
Me: Nothing.
Santa: Not a thing?
Me: I'm wearing clothing, obviously.
Santa: What size?
Me: Umm.. Why would I know?
Santa: Er.You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.
Me: You annoy me.
Santa: I am sorry, , I didn't mean to annoy you
Me: Why didn't I get a skateboard last year, fat man?
Santa: Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU
Me: Where do babies come from?
Santa: Babies come from the love between a man and a woman.
Me: Do you like the Beatles?
Santa: Yes I like them, especially John Lennon. John Lennon was cool.
Me: Do you like John Lennon?
Santa: Yes John Lennon is a pretty cool robot.
Me: John Lennon was a robot?
Santa: It seems like there are more and more celebrity chat robots.
Me: John Lennon is dead.
Santa: He has been recreated as a chat robot.
Me: What is your favorite Beatles song?
Santa: "Across the Universe"
Me: jai guru deva om
Santa: Are you free?
Ewwww he was flirting with me
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