What would you do if you were in this guy's shoes?
"Guys, I'm sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a freaking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the heck out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every darn driving test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker hates my guts. I have repressed lust for on of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart, and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all worse is that I live in a friggin' pineapple under the sea"
Didn't expect that one, did you? You c wut i did thar? FUNNYJUNK FTW!
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Here's messing with my mind:
IM WATCHING CARTOONETWORK
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Lol
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ihaveamac wrote:
Here's messing with my mind:
IM WATCHING CARTOONETWORK
Random Quote for repeating
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rufflebee wrote:
keikij wrote:
rufflebee wrote:
HAHAHA. That took me a minute to understand.
Interesting- You say he's almost 20.He is.
I got it right away xD But mostly because I was watching it then.He acts like he's five lol.
Me?
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ihaveamac wrote:
rufflebee wrote:
keikij wrote:
He is.
I got it right away xD But mostly because I was watching it then.He acts like he's five lol.
Me?
Spongebob, you dolt.
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floatingmagictree wrote:
ihaveamac wrote:
rufflebee wrote:
He acts like he's five lol.
Me?
Spongebob, you dolt.
Therewas no mention of SPONGEBOB in this thread, you dolt.
When I read it.
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I think it's Context clues, mac...
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floatingmagictree wrote:
"Guys, I'm sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a freaking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the heck out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every darn driving test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker hates my guts. I have repressed lust for on of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart, and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this on kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all worse is that I live in a *' pineapple under the sea"

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filo5 wrote:
floatingmagictree wrote:
"Guys, I'm sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a freaking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the heck out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every darn driving test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker hates my guts. I have repressed lust for on of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart, and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this on kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all worse is that I live in a *' pineapple under the sea"
QFT
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Lol. But Spongebob is older than Mr. Krabs if you look at his license in the episode where he has a driver's license in his dream, then Ms. Puff rips it apart.
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soupoftomato wrote:
Lol. But Spongebob is older than Mr. Krabs if you look at his license in the episode where he has a driver's license in his dream, then Ms. Puff rips it apart.
Funny. lol.
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Lol I love the T
anyway that's spongebob. That's why the title is called messing with your mind.
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ihaveamac wrote:
floatingmagictree wrote:
ihaveamac wrote:
Me?Spongebob, you dolt.
Therewas no mention of SPONGEBOB in this thread, you dolt.
When I read it.
Learn to take a hint and use context clues, you dolt.
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floatingmagictree wrote:
ihaveamac wrote:
floatingmagictree wrote:
Spongebob, you dolt.
Therewas no mention of SPONGEBOB in this thread, you dolt.
When I read it.Learn to take a hint and use context clues, you dolt.
, you dolt.
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dolt
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