Scratch

if you move your moue to the upper right corner of your screen, look at his eyes XD

xX_Avri_Scarell_Xx wrote:

wiimaster wrote:

A convo:

Wiimaster: Am I your prisoner?
Kirk: Spock knows.
Wiimaster: I'm scared now.
Kirk: Do you mean your name is scared?
Wiimaster: No...?
Kirk: What is your name?
Wiimaster: Wiimaster
Kirk: Nice to meet you, Wiimaster.
Wiimaster: Ok...
Kirk: Wiimaster, try the 2G6 circuit.
Wiimaster: I wish I could... But I don't know how
Kirk: I'm sorry, Wiimaster. Do it by the book.
Wiimaster: what book? some kind of handbook or something?
Kirk: The obvious one, Wiimaster. Yes. A slip of the tongue.
Wiimaster: What about toungues?
Kirk: He's staying, Wiimaster. Kirk out.
Wiimaster: Ok.
Kirk: Have him find Cyrano Jones and hold him. Chris, if there's anything I can do for you. (flash, flash).
Wiimaster: Flash Flash?
Kirk: Put it on audio.
Wiimaster: Ok...
Kirk: Cancel Red Alert, Wiimaster.
Wiimaster: I will. Bye bye for now.
Kirk: How? Well, Wiimaster, goodbye.. Wiimaster, take care of yourself.

Flash Flash? xD

I had know idea what he meant XD

He kept pronouncing my name as Why-Master

wiimaster wrote:

xX_Avri_Scarell_Xx wrote:

wiimaster wrote:

A convo:

Wiimaster: Am I your prisoner?
Kirk: Spock knows.
Wiimaster: I'm scared now.
Kirk: Do you mean your name is scared?
Wiimaster: No...?
Kirk: What is your name?
Wiimaster: Wiimaster
Kirk: Nice to meet you, Wiimaster.
Wiimaster: Ok...
Kirk: Wiimaster, try the 2G6 circuit.
Wiimaster: I wish I could... But I don't know how
Kirk: I'm sorry, Wiimaster. Do it by the book.
Wiimaster: what book? some kind of handbook or something?
Kirk: The obvious one, Wiimaster. Yes. A slip of the tongue.
Wiimaster: What about toungues?
Kirk: He's staying, Wiimaster. Kirk out.
Wiimaster: Ok.
Kirk: Have him find Cyrano Jones and hold him. Chris, if there's anything I can do for you. (flash, flash).
Wiimaster: Flash Flash?
Kirk: Put it on audio.
Wiimaster: Ok...
Kirk: Cancel Red Alert, Wiimaster.
Wiimaster: I will. Bye bye for now.
Kirk: How? Well, Wiimaster, goodbye.. Wiimaster, take care of yourself.

Flash Flash? xD

I had know idea what he meant XD

He kept pronouncing my name as Why-Master

Sometimes he adds random words after    He went on a rant about the computer knowing the answer to life...it was weird.

gettysburg11 wrote:

Part of my conversation:

Lieutenant: Soccer is epic
Kirk: Prepare to beam down to the planet surface fast.
Lieutenant: Peanut Butter Jelly Time!
Kirk: Summation.
Lieutenant: What is your name
Kirk: James Tiberius Kirk.
Lieutenant: What is your quest?
Kirk: I want to contact my ship. Where are my communicators?
Lieutenant: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Kirk: The answer is obvious.
Lieutenant: African or European?
Kirk: Thank you, Science Officer. Come to one eight one mark seven.
Lieutenant: I have the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
Kirk: This way.
Lieutenant: What is your name?
Kirk: I am James Kirk, of the Starship Enterprise.
Lieutenant: What is your quest?
Kirk: I won't hurt you. Do you understand? I won't hurt you.
Lieutenant: What is your favorite color?
Kirk: Green.
Lieutenant: No, wait!
Kirk: Lieutenant, compute course and speed necessary for compliance.. He'll be all right now.
Lieutenant: Bye Bye
Kirk: You're not going to leave?.. Good night, Lieutenant. Very impressive.

Monty Python much?

Lieutenant: what?
Kirk: Find the man at the other end of the phone.
Lieutenant: I'm not on a phone
Kirk: We're real enough.
Lieutenant: okay...
Kirk: Computer don't kill a half million people.
Lieutenant: that's way off topic!
Kirk: That's assuming they got here three days ago.
Lieutenant: huh?
Kirk: Lieutenant, you have the conn.
Lieutenant: WHAT IS A CONN
Kirk: You must create the good. That is the will of Landru, nothing else.
Lieutenant: I don't know who Landru is
Kirk: Lieutenant, how is he?
Lieutenant: WHO IS HE?
Kirk: A Starfleet officer.
Lieutenant: okay
Kirk: Cancel battle stations. All decks, standby alert.
Lieutenant: OMG * is happening?
Kirk: All right, Lieutenant. I'll handle it down here. Stand by.
Lieutenant: but what is happening?
Kirk: Standing by.
Lieutenant: you creep me out, bye
Kirk: We have freed him from the cruelty of your Oracle.. Goodbye, Lieutenant, take care of yourself.

*?

Avri: My name is Avri
Fake Spock: Welcome aboard, Avri.
Avri: you are illogical
Fake Spock: Avri, I see no reason to stand here and be insulted.
Avri: I do
Fake Spock: Check.
Avri: CHECK WHAT
Fake Spock: Computer, linguistic bank. Definition of following word. Redjac.
Avri: ...what?
Fake Spock: Sodium chloride. Not a trace of it.
Avri: Sodium Chloride? What does that have to do with anything?
Fake Spock: It turned and attacked, Avri. Its method was well-considered and intelligent. Unknown.
Avri: Unknown
Fake Spock: Spock to Avri.
Avri: Avri to Spock
Fake Spock: Deflector shields at full power. They can't take much more of this.
Avri: I don't care
Fake Spock: Neural neutraliser. Can you explain that, Avri Van Gelder?
Avri: I never said anything about my last name being Van Gelder
Fake Spock: How does one obtain the power?
Avri: I don'y knoe
Fake Spock: You have one minute and twenty three seconds.
Avri: ...to live? D:
Fake Spock: Chart 14A, sir? Humans smile with so little provocation.



spock is somewhat smarter than Kirk.