Scratch

xX_Avri_Scarell_Xx · 2010-07-10 22:03:49

http://showcase.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=d10d53a63e345abf&skin=iframe

This is really funny x3
Tell me any phrases that end up funny. I like telling him I love him.

http://showcase.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=8981a52fce345aa9&skin=mobile

Here's Spock.

http://showcase.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=ae085b1b4e345abd&skin=mobile

That's Alice.

http://showcase.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=b99e775cfe345aa8&skin=mobile

Doctor McCoy. I can't find any other star Trek ones at the moment.

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Aidan · 2010-07-10 22:06:27

Say "shut up". It's funny lol

Oh, and "What?"

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lonwol · 2010-07-10 22:11:03

LOL
"Where is my mom?"
"He is unharmed. I have taken his body to meditate"

Aidan · 2010-07-10 22:15:31

"I see what you did there."

Aidan · 2010-07-10 22:22:16

"What have you done with my [insert thing here]"

PW132 · 2010-07-10 22:27:26

Lieutenant: Cheese
Kirk: Lieutenant, I would like.
Lieutenant: What?
Kirk: How much older was your husband than you?
Lieutenant: You make no sence
Kirk: I haven't decided.
Lieutenant: okay.
Kirk: Go to GQ four.
Lieutenant: WHA?
Kirk: Find the man at the other end of the phone.
Lieutenant: Sure...
Kirk: Warp factor three, Lieutenant.
Lieutenant: *facedesk*
Kirk: Lieutenant, can you gain altitude faster? I want to outdistance him.
Lieutenant: dgyhsnxvc dghsxc ych
Kirk: Lieutenant.
Lieutenant: YESH?
Kirk: The name of this game.
Lieutenant: Star Trek.
Kirk: Our five year mission: to seek out new worlds and new civilizations. To go boldly where no man has gone before.
Lieutenant: Pork is mine.
Kirk: Lieutenant, I don't, er.
Lieutenant: hee.
Kirk: At ease, Lieutenant.
This is my conversation.

deatheater · 2010-07-10 22:46:32

Lieutenant: hi
Kirk: Welcome aboard.
Lieutenant: what's that?
Kirk: What was what?
Lieutenant: that ----->
Kirk: Lieutenant?
Lieutenant: I'm not crazy
Kirk: I trusted you.
Lieutenant: *falls down sobbing*, I didn't kill her, I swear
Kirk: No survivors, no bodies either.
Lieutenant: I swear, it wasn't me
Kirk: Interesting. Telepathy.
Lieutenant: I don't have telepathy
Kirk: Well, if you don't think you can handle it.
Lieutenant: I can handle it
Kirk: Beam us up, quickly.
Lieutenant: why
Kirk: Well, there are better things for men and women to do.
Lieutenant: I think I'm dying sad
Kirk: Perhaps Dr. McCoy can help.
Lieutenant: I'm dead
Kirk: How can you be communicating with us?
Lieutenant: shut up
Kirk: I haven't heard a word you've said, and I'll get you to Vulcan somehow.

J0j2 · 2010-07-10 23:41:24

[removed] STAR TREK LOVE!!!!!

I LOVE BONES MCCOY! LOVE LOVE LOVE!
Spock FTW.
Kirk, you need to stop making out with girls.

Huzzah, I love you.

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PW132 · 2010-07-11 00:37:00

J0j2 wrote:
...Huzzah, I love you.

ಠ_ಠ

xX_Avri_Scarell_Xx · 2010-07-11 10:07:01

big_smile Isn't this fun? x3

xX_Avri_Scarell_Xx · 2010-07-11 11:45:54

Avri: Yes
Kirk: Avri, have you seen anything like that before?
Avri: Yes
Kirk: Avri, Avri, come with us.
Avri: Yes
Kirk: Help them. I don't care what it takes or costs. You've got to help them.
Avri: Yes
Kirk: The time warp. What did it do to us?
Avri: Yes
Kirk: How long does the knowledge last?
Avri: yes
Kirk: Avri.
Avri: yes?
Kirk: A little one. A very small one. It's better than Triacus, isn't it?
Avri: Yes.
Kirk: Avri, would you fill them in?
Avri: Yes
Kirk: Avri, come with me. Avri.
Avri: Yes
Kirk: Avri Palmer.
Avri: Yeah
Kirk: Avri, have you seen anything like that before?
Avri: Yes
Kirk: Avri, report to me immediately.
Avri: Yes

..he's so clueless.
I found a few more of these if you want them.

xX_Avri_Scarell_Xx · 2010-07-11 11:48:37

Updated~ Added Alice and Spock.

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calebxy · 2010-07-11 11:59:32

You said: What?!?!
Fake Kirk: Lock all banks on the co-ordinates of the energy field located down here.

calebxy · 2010-07-11 12:07:58

Andorian: How do I do that?
Kirk: That's what I would have done.
Andorian: Great minds think alike!
Kirk: Sensor readings, Andorian.
Andorian: Thrusters at full, Kirk.
Kirk: Come again, Andorian. You do what?
Andorian: Thrusters at full, Kirk.
Kirk: All right. Lower your deflector screens Long enough to beam us aboard.
Andorian: OK. I'll do it now.
Kirk: Lock in phaser tracking controls. You do it, Andorian.
Andorian: OK. I have done it.
Kirk: After they said all this, that's when you hit the Klingons? You have a question?
Andorian: No I don't.
Kirk: Read out, Andorian.. Good. Let's get on with it.
Andorian: Goodbye
Kirk: Good night, Andorian.
Andorian: See ya later
Kirk: Goodbye, Andorian, take care of yourself.
Andorian: You're still speaking.
Kirk: Why, thank you. (sees a mark on his hand).
Andorian: What!?!?
Kirk: It's all right. It's all right.
Andorian: You're not better tan Alice
Kirk: No, we're from outside your world.

Aidan · 2010-07-11 12:15:35

My conversation wrote:
Aidan: We should kill everyone on the ship.
Kirk: Standard orbit around the planet. There may be survivors there.
Aidan: I'll go look.
Kirk: No.
Aidan: What do you want me to do then?
Kirk: What planet are you from?
Aidan: Earth. What planet ar4 you from? 0_o
Kirk: Aidan, I order you to return with us. Vulcan. All right. Lower your deflector screens Long enough to beam us aboard.
Aidan: Whatever.
Kirk: I care.
Aidan: Yay!
Kirk: Hurry, Aidan.
Aidan: I am hurrying.
Kirk: Do you mean your name is hurrying?
Aidan: No, my name is Aidan
Kirk: What is your name?. Our newest crewmember, Aidan.
Aidan: My name is Aidan
Kirk: Welcome aboard, Aidan.
Aidan: You already said that.
Kirk: When?
Aidan: earlier.
Kirk: Let's get out of here.
Aidan: Okay. *leaves*

Aidan · 2010-07-11 12:19:26

Another conversation wrote:
Aidan: Who are you?
Kirk: James Tiberius Kirk.
Aidan: Dur.
Kirk: You're killing me. You're killing me.
Aidan: LOL
Kirk: I'm glad you find this amusing, Aidan.
Aidan: ROFL
Kirk: At ease, Aidan.
Aidan: You are pronouncing my name incorrectly.
Kirk: You're aboard the starship Enterprise.
Aidan: I know that.
Kirk: What are you doing?
Aidan: Talking to you >.<
Kirk: Yes, that's too bad. Why do you defy him? Lamp.

Lamp? Wut.

calebxy · 2010-07-11 12:29:10

James: My name is not Andorian
Kirk: What is your name?
James: James Tiberius Kirk.
Kirk: Thank you, Andorian. (drinks) That's one of your better prescriptions.
James: My name is James Tiberius Kirk.
Kirk: Nice to meet you, James.
James: What is your name?
Kirk: James Tiberius Kirk.
James: I have the same name as you.
Kirk: This way.
James: I am follownig you
Kirk: I am Kirok! I am.
James: No!!!! Don't do it! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kirk: A machine? A device? Something which does these things for him. James. No matter what he makes me say or do, the answer's no. Standard orbit, James.
James: Ok
Kirk: Cancel Red Alert, James.
James: I'm doing it!
Kirk: Do you mean your name is it?
James: Erm... Yes.
Kirk: James? What were their symptoms?
James: They were very cold, but they were sweating.
Kirk: Back on original course, James. Report on intruder's movements.
James: He has entered the space ship.
Kirk: Kirk here.

xX_Avri_Scarell_Xx · 2010-07-11 12:34:34

Aidan wrote:
Another conversation wrote:
Aidan: Who are you?
Kirk: James Tiberius Kirk.
Aidan: Dur.
Kirk: You're killing me. You're killing me.
Aidan: LOL
Kirk: I'm glad you find this amusing, Aidan.
Aidan: ROFL
Kirk: At ease, Aidan.
Aidan: You are pronouncing my name incorrectly.
Kirk: You're aboard the starship Enterprise.
Aidan: I know that.
Kirk: What are you doing?
Aidan: Talking to you >.<
Kirk: Yes, that's too bad. Why do you defy him? Lamp.
Lamp? Wut.

...Lamp?

That's new.

xX_Avri_Scarell_Xx · 2010-07-11 12:35:49

calebxy wrote:
James: My name is not Andorian
Kirk: What is your name?
James: James Tiberius Kirk.
Kirk: Thank you, Andorian. (drinks) That's one of your better prescriptions.
James: My name is James Tiberius Kirk.
Kirk: Nice to meet you, James.
James: What is your name?
Kirk: James Tiberius Kirk.
James: I have the same name as you.
Kirk: This way.
James: I am follownig you
Kirk: I am Kirok! I am.
James: No!!!! Don't do it! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kirk: A machine? A device? Something which does these things for him. James. No matter what he makes me say or do, the answer's no. Standard orbit, James.
James: Ok
Kirk: Cancel Red Alert, James.
James: I'm doing it!
Kirk: Do you mean your name is it?
James: Erm... Yes.
Kirk: James? What were their symptoms?
James: They were very cold, but they were sweating.
Kirk: Back on original course, James. Report on intruder's movements.
James: He has entered the space ship.
Kirk: Kirk here.

Hah, I Didn't think of using his name.

Kirk is not an intelligent life form.

Aidan · 2010-07-11 12:37:43

xX_Avri_Scarell_Xx wrote:
Aidan wrote:
Another conversation wrote:
Aidan: Who are you?
Kirk: James Tiberius Kirk.
Aidan: Dur.
Kirk: You're killing me. You're killing me.
Aidan: LOL
Kirk: I'm glad you find this amusing, Aidan.
Aidan: ROFL
Kirk: At ease, Aidan.
Aidan: You are pronouncing my name incorrectly.
Kirk: You're aboard the starship Enterprise.
Aidan: I know that.
Kirk: What are you doing?
Aidan: Talking to you >.<
Kirk: Yes, that's too bad. Why do you defy him? Lamp.
Lamp? Wut.
...Lamp?

That's new.

It was really funny hearing him say that in his robotic voice.

J0j2 · 2010-07-11 12:42:22

BONES! I LOVE YOU BONES!

This site is ftw.

calebxy · 2010-07-11 12:43:23

Skotty: Yessss
Kirk: Come in, hehehe.
Skotty: Name. not. hehehe.
Kirk: James Tiberius Kirk. (to security men) We'll enter as soon as the doors open. Go on my command. He'll only be visible for a moment. Stand by.
Skotty: I'm ready
Kirk: Wait for your orders.
Skotty: I'm ready
Kirk: Wait for your orders.
Skotty: I'm ready
Kirk: Wait for your orders.
Skotty: Please do something. sad
Kirk: Can we?
Skotty: Yes
Kirk: I'm going back to the ship.
Skotty: Good
Kirk: Yes, hehehe.
Skotty: My name is not hehehe
Kirk: What is your name?
Skotty: Skotty
Kirk: Our newest crewmember, Skotty.
Skotty: Scotty
Kirk: Mr. Scott is in Engineering.
Skotty: Beam me up, Scotty!
Kirk: I am the one giving orders.

xX_Avri_Scarell_Xx · 2010-07-11 12:46:08

J0j2 wrote:
BONES! I LOVE YOU BONES!

This site is ftw.

isn't it.

calebxy wrote:
Skotty: Yessss
Kirk: Come in, hehehe.
Skotty: Name. not. hehehe.
Kirk: James Tiberius Kirk. (to security men) We'll enter as soon as the doors open. Go on my command. He'll only be visible for a moment. Stand by.
Skotty: I'm ready
Kirk: Wait for your orders.
Skotty: I'm ready
Kirk: Wait for your orders.
Skotty: I'm ready
Kirk: Wait for your orders.
Skotty: Please do something.
Kirk: Can we?
Skotty: Yes
Kirk: I'm going back to the ship.
Skotty: Good
Kirk: Yes, hehehe.
Skotty: My name is not hehehe
Kirk: What is your name?
Skotty: Skotty
Kirk: Our newest crewmember, Skotty.
Skotty: Scotty
Kirk: Mr. Scott is in Engineering.
Skotty: Beam me up, Scotty!
Kirk: I am the one giving orders.

Why did he keep calling you hehehe?
Especially since the system recognized you as Skotty.

calebxy · 2010-07-11 12:55:18

Because earlier, I said something which somehow caused him to think my name was hehehe.

xX_Avri_Scarell_Xx · 2010-07-11 12:59:56

calebxy wrote:
Because earlier, I said something which somehow caused him to think my name was hehehe.

Ah.

And he won't let me join the crew. I thought we were friends.

Scratch

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Let's talk to Captian Kirk.

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Re: Let's talk to Captian Kirk.

#9 2010-07-11 00:37:00

Re: Let's talk to Captian Kirk.

J0j2 wrote:

#10 2010-07-11 10:07:01

Re: Let's talk to Captian Kirk.

#11 2010-07-11 11:45:54

Re: Let's talk to Captian Kirk.

#12 2010-07-11 11:48:37

Re: Let's talk to Captian Kirk.

#13 2010-07-11 11:59:32

Re: Let's talk to Captian Kirk.

#14 2010-07-11 12:07:58

Re: Let's talk to Captian Kirk.

#15 2010-07-11 12:15:35

Re: Let's talk to Captian Kirk.

My conversation wrote:

#16 2010-07-11 12:19:26

Re: Let's talk to Captian Kirk.

Another conversation wrote:

#17 2010-07-11 12:29:10

Re: Let's talk to Captian Kirk.

#18 2010-07-11 12:34:34

Re: Let's talk to Captian Kirk.

Aidan wrote:

Another conversation wrote:

#19 2010-07-11 12:35:49

Re: Let's talk to Captian Kirk.

calebxy wrote:

#20 2010-07-11 12:37:43

Re: Let's talk to Captian Kirk.

xX_Avri_Scarell_Xx wrote:

Aidan wrote:

Another conversation wrote:

#21 2010-07-11 12:42:22

Re: Let's talk to Captian Kirk.

#22 2010-07-11 12:43:23

Re: Let's talk to Captian Kirk.

#23 2010-07-11 12:46:08

Re: Let's talk to Captian Kirk.

J0j2 wrote:

calebxy wrote:

#24 2010-07-11 12:55:18

Re: Let's talk to Captian Kirk.

#25 2010-07-11 12:59:56

Re: Let's talk to Captian Kirk.

calebxy wrote:

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