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#1 2010-07-11 04:47:24

ihaveamac
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10 Lies Parents Always Tell Their Children

1. If you tell the truth you won’t get in trouble.

2. You are the prettiest girl/most handsome boy in the world

3. The existence of Santa, the Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy

4. Do this or you’re not going to get “your birthday/Christmas/family vacation

5. Mommy and daddy are taking a “nap”

6. Eating your vegetables will make you grow up big and strong

7. The link below has it.

8. If you keep making that face, your face will stay that way

9. The police arrest children who swear

10. The ice cream van only play music to let children know it has run out of ice cream


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#2 2010-07-11 04:58:01

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Re: 10 Lies Parents Always Tell Their Children

I eyetwitched at the 5th one...
The 7th... Why did you have to add that?
And * at the 10th?


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#3 2010-07-11 05:02:36

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Re: 10 Lies Parents Always Tell Their Children

keikij wrote:

I eyetwitched at the 5th one...
The 7th... Why did you have to add that?
And * at the 10th?

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#4 2010-07-11 05:04:05

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Re: 10 Lies Parents Always Tell Their Children

ihaveamac wrote:

keikij wrote:

I eyetwitched at the 5th one...
The 7th... Why did you have to add that?
And * at the 10th?

From facebook

I know, but still xD


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#5 2010-07-11 05:05:01

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Re: 10 Lies Parents Always Tell Their Children

keikij wrote:

ihaveamac wrote:

keikij wrote:

I eyetwitched at the 5th one...
The 7th... Why did you have to add that?
And * at the 10th?

From facebook

I know, but still xD

From Facebook
I Did Not Type This


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#6 2010-07-11 05:05:26

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Re: 10 Lies Parents Always Tell Their Children

ihaveamac wrote:

keikij wrote:

ihaveamac wrote:


From facebook

I know, but still xD

From Facebook
I Did Not Type This

I KNOW!!!


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#7 2010-07-11 05:06:29

ihaveamac
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Re: 10 Lies Parents Always Tell Their Children

keikij wrote:

ihaveamac wrote:

keikij wrote:

I know, but still xD

From Facebook
I Did Not Type This

I KNOW!!!

Then what are you trying to say.


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#8 2010-07-11 05:07:59

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Re: 10 Lies Parents Always Tell Their Children

ihaveamac wrote:

keikij wrote:

ihaveamac wrote:


From Facebook
I Did Not Type This

I KNOW!!!

Then what are you trying to say.

Why did you have to include the 7th one xD I don't think it's exactly scratch appropriate


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#9 2010-07-11 05:09:00

ihaveamac
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Re: 10 Lies Parents Always Tell Their Children

keikij wrote:

ihaveamac wrote:

keikij wrote:


I KNOW!!!

Then what are you trying to say.

Why did you have to include the 7th one xD I don't think it's exactly scratch appropriate

Are you happy now?


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#10 2010-07-11 05:10:27

keikij
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Re: 10 Lies Parents Always Tell Their Children

ihaveamac wrote:

keikij wrote:

ihaveamac wrote:


Then what are you trying to say.

Why did you have to include the 7th one xD I don't think it's exactly scratch appropriate

Are you happy now?

lol, yesh x3 That was weird.. My parents have never told me that xD And I've never heard anyone else say it. xD


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#11 2010-07-11 05:12:59

ihaveamac
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Re: 10 Lies Parents Always Tell Their Children

keikij wrote:

ihaveamac wrote:

keikij wrote:

Why did you have to include the 7th one xD I don't think it's exactly scratch appropriate

Are you happy now?

lol, yesh x3 That was weird.. My parents have never told me that xD And I've never heard anyone else say it. xD

Be happy it says that and not http://i29.tinypic.com/xf2qyp.png.


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#12 2010-07-11 05:15:07

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Re: 10 Lies Parents Always Tell Their Children

ihaveamac wrote:

1. If you tell the truth you won’t get in trouble.

Depends on the kind of parents you have. For example, my dad would ground me for downloading movies off torrent. My mother would simply give me her wishlist.

2. You are the prettiest girl/most handsome boy in the world

That's a lie.

3. The existence of Santa, the Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy

It's a harmless one, but still worth mentioning. Will fade away when you're 8.

4. Do this or you’re not going to get “your birthday/Christmas/family vacation

Meh.

5. Mommy and daddy are taking a “nap”

...and lock their soundproof door. Nine months later... "Hey! You've got a new brother!"

6. Eating your vegetables will make you grow up big and strong

Nope. That would be meat. As in proteins.

7. If you play with your (people thought it's creepy)privates it too much, they’ll drop off

This lie is only heard in orthodox and super-religious families

8. If you keep making that face, your face will stay that way

This is a 4-6 lie.

9. The police arrest children who swear

Only the Internet Police on kid sites.

10. The ice cream van only play music to let children know it has run out of ice cream

That's a 3-5 lie.

Verdict: Too obvious.

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#13 2010-07-11 05:16:05

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Re: 10 Lies Parents Always Tell Their Children

filo5 wrote:

7. http://i29.tinypic.com/xf2qyp.png

This lie is only heard in orthodox and super-religious families

Get rid of 7's words. They are freaking us out.

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#14 2010-07-11 05:18:35

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Re: 10 Lies Parents Always Tell Their Children

I thought "privates" are allowed, depending on context.


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#15 2010-07-11 05:19:39

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Re: 10 Lies Parents Always Tell Their Children

filo5 wrote:

I thought "privates" are allowed, depending on context.

It's creepy reading it here. We have it on FB.


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#16 2010-07-11 06:48:27

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Re: 10 Lies Parents Always Tell Their Children

ihaveamac wrote:

5. Mommy and daddy are taking a “nap”

lol LITERALLY!!!!

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#17 2010-07-11 07:06:14

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Re: 10 Lies Parents Always Tell Their Children

Hmmm.  This seems like it is touching on some subjects that might be too mature for our younger members.  Plus, when I tried to follow the link to see what number 7 was, it tried to force me to take some kind of commercial survey (I hate Facebook apps!).  Commercial advertisements of any sort are not allowed on Scratch.  For these two reasons, I'm closing this.


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