Scratch

A newbie has posted a friendly post,
and it's YOUR job to play friendly host,
Try to go the extra mile,
Greet them, meet them, make them smile.
And if you don't have time for games,
the least you can do is to remember their names,
For a long time ago one scratcher was kind,
and the newbie remembered him in his mind,
now the newbie wears a red sash,
for his name was Andremsh!
So before you say,"Hey, you're lame!"
Remember the noob could achieve fame!
It isn't very difficult, it isn't very hard,
you don't have to give them a greeting card.
But all it takes is a "You impress me!"
And the noob could be the next Paddle2See!
Or you could say, " Come out of your cage!"
And the noob could be the next Archmage!
Remember this song on the way to the bank,
remember the words of me, Helltank!
And the next time a noob is feeling blue,
remember this song, and you'll be cool!

Note: The part about Andremsh may not be true,
but a noob can be like him, with help from YOU!
(yes, the note was intended to sound like a poem to make it more cool)