I was messing around with Cleverbot and I tried to have a philosophical conversation with it about what it means to be human, of course it didn't take me seriously...
User: Cleverbot, I want to talk to you for a minute.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: What do you think it means to be human? I know you aren't human, but what do you think it means.
Cleverbot: Yes I am a human. It is YOU who is not human.
User: Stop fooling around, I'm trying to be serious. What does it mean to be human?
Cleverbot: I don't care about love!
User: Cleverbot, what the heck does it men to be human?
Cleverbot: I did not say that.
User: What does it mean to be human? Just answer me.
Cleverbot: What does it mean to be Cleverbot?
User: Clever, I hate you. *gets up and begins walking away*.
Feel free to share your conversations with Cleverbot here or discuss Cleverbot.
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what-the wrote:
That bot is dumb it goes of topic all the time.
Every once in a while it'll stay on topic and have a serious conversation... Sometimes...
Another weird conversation, but this was someone else
Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot.
User: No, you are Cleverbot, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, I am not.
User: Yes, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, YOU are cleverbot. I am a waffle.
User: I knew it!
Cleverbot: Yay, what is my name?
User: Waffle?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Excellent.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: No, do you?
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: Oh really!
Cleverbot: Yes really! *smacks with glove* I'll duel you if you don't believe me.
User: Alright, then. You're on!
Cleverbot: But who is he?
User: He is...my sword! Now fight me!
Cleverbot: Shall we fight.
User: We shall fight.
Cleverbot: I fight for peace! Get out your light saber!
User: OK. Bjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt.
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LOL:
Me:Who's THAT chick?
CB:You are.
Me:No.
CB:Yes.
Me:No, I'm Mama Luigi.
CB: Ok then.
Me: No yoshi. Yoshi No yoshi. Yoshiis a fictional dinosaur who appears in video games published by Nintendo.[3] His debut was in Super Mario World on the Super Nintendo Entertainment System[4] as Mario's accomplice (a role he has often reprised), and he later established his own series with several platform and puzzle games, including Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island. He has also appeared in many of the spin-off Mario games, such as the Mario Party, the Mario Kart, and the Super Smash Bros. series , as well as in other various Mario sports titles. Yoshi also appears in New Super Mario Bros. Wii as the characters' accomplice, similar to his original debut role in Super Mario World. [5] Yoshis come in many different colors, though his original and most common color is green.[4] Yoshi's latest appearance is in Super Mario Galaxy 2.[6] Contents [hide]
CB:That is correct.
Me:lolz
CB:Laugh out loudz.
Me: XD
I also did one where we COMPLETELY talked in Pikachu.
CB: Xd to you too.
Me:GLOVES.
CB:What about gloves?
Me:insert Rickroll here
CB:Not really.
Me:Yes wai.
CB:So if you're clever, how do I find Chuck Norris?
Me:You don't find Chuck Norris, he finds YOU.
CB:What's under chuck norris's beard?
Me:We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've know each other for so long Your heart's been aching But you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you give you up. give you up give you up, give you up never gonna give never gonna give, give you up never gonna give never gonna give, five you up I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
CB:You know the rules, and so do I.
Me:LOL
Last edited by GarSkutherGirl (2010-06-25 07:34:15)
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Clever bot, uhhh isn't very clever. There was this MSN one called virtual secretery. It did the weather, calulator everything.
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Stickman704 wrote:
Clever bot, uhhh isn't very clever. There was this MSN one called virtual secretery. It did the weather, calulator everything.
That's easy, but cleverbot is stupid because people say stupid stuff to him and he learns from his users... I amazingly had a philisophical conversation with him, but as it got more complicated he got confused >.<
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How do you even talk to it?
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Cleverbot thinks she's a human because humans always say something along these lines: "I am a human. You are Cleverbot." Then, Cleverbot applies this knowledge to herself, thinking that she is the human and he human is the bot. And yes, I know Cleverbot is a girl because I asked her "Are you a boy or a girl?" and she said girl. SO STOP CALLING HER A HE!
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It's a program, it doesn't have a gender. But yeah, that is right. I have actually gotten it to know it's a program. For a little while, at least. OH, and type in "IT'S OVER 9000!" and see what happens. :3
Last edited by PW132 (2010-06-26 12:47:14)

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