Okay, here's a really bad limerick I wrote a few months ago.
The once was a vampire named Edward
Who one day decided to go southward
He set off in a jiff
But fell off a cliff
So very far south went Edward

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Am I the only one? COME ON, PEOPLE! WRITE SOME POEMS!

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Ok here is one that doesn't ryme. I'M IMPROVISING PEOPLE!! It's called Voldemort.
A soul flies
Across the
Painted cloudy sky.
Rain falls
Quietly
As if everything is
Normal.
But no
A body lies
on
the ground
Killed by the evil
VOLDEMORT.
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Musicstar888 wrote:
Ok here is one that doesn't ryme. I'M IMPROVISING PEOPLE!! It's called Voldemort.
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A soul flies
Across the
Painted cloudy sky.
Rain falls
Quietly
As if everything is
Normal.
But no
A body lies
on
the ground
Killed by the evil
VOLDEMORT.
Oooh... good! I like Harry Potter, too.

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i wrote a little one just now because i didn't have anything else to do.
Passion
the rush of energy, excitement
electricity connects you both, hand in hand
each breath shared with another
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Can I do another one? Ok.
Happieness is...
Me walking on a breezy spring day
With flowers blooming, the colors bursting, practically SCREAMING at my tanned face.
A strawberry milkshake, the pink color like bubblegum was mushed in.
A Coke, the millions of bubbles fizzing, the sharp taste tingling on my tongue.
A friend, smiling and cheering you on with a hug and the sense of total encouragement
Your true love, holding your hand on a romantic sunset beach, color flooding onto the glistening water, the great feeling...
Love. It's happieness. Did you like it?
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Reopened by request of owner!
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Thanks
I'll post a few poems I wrote for school as soon as I find them
Last edited by waveOSBeta (2010-06-09 17:01:21)
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There once was a man named Beef Stu,
But not like the food that you chew.
And because of this name,
He got covered in fame,
But then he left town for Peru.
Oh how I love limericks! Here's another one that is a lot worse:
There once was an eagle named Drew,
Who wanted somebody to sue.
So he filed a lawsuit
and lost all his gold loot,
by suing a cow for saying "Moo."
These are my only poems I have memorized, but I will post some more (S'more lol) when I get them.
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WAAAIIIIT! I found another in my room. PS I will come back with a bunch more on friday.
Johnny
Johnny's an outlaw,
A crazy,
A fool.
I wonder why some people
Think that he's cool.
What's wrong with him?
I really
Don't know.
Maybe it might be
the stuff that he throws.
Rocks,
Socks,
Sticks,
Ticks,
Snow,
Crows,
Boat oars,
Fish Lures,
Stuff that's yours,
And a lot more.
So that's Johnny,
Some stuff that he throws.
Now if you get hit by things,
Surely you'll know,
It was Johnny who threw,
But the good thing is,
You knew it was Johnny,
You already knew.
Ok so that was an OK poem, just at the end I was inquiring that You knew it was johnny because you read this poem.
Yeah.
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TheGenius95 wrote:
Okay, here's a really bad limerick I wrote a few months ago.
The once was a vampire named Edward
Who one day decided to go southward
He set off in a jiff
But fell off a cliff
So very far south went Edward![]()
I love Twilight!
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a limerick by mee
:
There once was a kid named Binky,
Whose feet were mighty stinky.
When they were let loose,
they killed a goose,
and knocked out his aunt pinky.
Last edited by rufflebee (2010-06-09 21:34:35)

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Uh... I have one for the 60 second rule... XD:
60. 60 is absurd!
0 is better.
Still not
Enough.
Come and see the message blazing
On my screen!
Now, now, let's not get fussy.
Dealing with this is a part of life.
Reeking of craziness,
Undo this rule!
Lie, lie, not many spammers come here.
Everyone knows about the 60 second rule!
XD

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I made one, but I'd get banned for posting it. I wish I could share RP statements :B

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There one was a dentist named Chuck
A man gave poor Chuck a big truck
Chuck could not drive
The doofus was 5
And he sold it for merely a buck.
Last edited by GirWaffles64 (2010-06-11 18:59:14)
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