Meet Splotchy, the arrogant, moody, and evil chatbot: http://www.algebra.com/cgi-bin/chat.mpl
Post your conversations here!
splotchy ==> let's talk about something else
you ==> yes.
splotchy ==> yes?!
you ==> YES!
splotchy ==> you're not lieing are you?
you ==> no.
splotchy ==> why not?
you ==> *facepalms*
splotchy ==> That was clever.
If this turns into a TBG, I will delete and repost it in that forum.
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you ==> HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
splotchy ==> I wish I was in San Jose
you ==> LOLwut?
splotchy ==> isn't it obvious?
you ==> Man, you're an idiot.
splotchy ==> do you like many men?
you ==> Shock! Horror!
splotchy ==> I like talking to you
you ==> 2 + 56 = what?
splotchy ==> I don't seem to understand you.
you ==> I hate your guts.
splotchy ==> my guts is not so bad, really.
you ==> Bye.
splotchy ==> talk to you later
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you ==> >.>
splotchy ==> My mother always said that too
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you ==> I want tea. Now!
splotchy ==> and if you had bad tea, you would be happy?
you ==> No.
splotchy ==> ok
you ==> I want good tea, then.
splotchy ==> don't count on getting it
you ==> Oh, whatever.
splotchy ==> I like talking to you
you ==> Okay, then.
splotchy ==> okey-dokey

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you ==> So, do you like Hetalia?
splotchy ==> I like everything that tastes good.
you ==> ....Russia tastes good?
splotchy ==> what's new in Michigan

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splotchy ==> Hey you are a smart person.
you ==> Thank you for noticing!
splotchy ==> not a problem!
you ==>
splotchy ==> Do you like school?
you ==> Hell no.
splotchy ==> why not
you ==> Why don
splotchy ==> because I want to
you ==> WHY DON
splotchy ==> who cares
you ==> DON DOES
splotchy ==> i don't think so...
More like me that burst into random conversation there.
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splotchy ==> I am confused
you ==> good,
splotchy ==> really
you ==> good.
splotchy ==> hmm
you ==> kjrijtriqoiyher
splotchy ==> When I told this to Bake McBride, he said It smells like a racoon in here!!
yuck!
you ==> FAIL.
splotchy ==> that's for me to know and you to find out
you ==> EPIC FAIL?
splotchy ==> I have diarrhea
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you ==> Hey Splotchy.
splotchy ==> hey
you ==> Do you like trees?
splotchy ==> My interests center around food, not trees.
you ==> What types of food?
splotchy ==> time to eat?
you ==> No, you *.
splotchy ==> that's it? no?
you ==> Yes. Now shut up.
splotchy ==> I'll shut up when I damn well please
you ==> If I say what i mean, and you mean what you say, do I say what you mean?
splotchy ==> you'll have to try to be more clear than that
you ==> No.
splotchy ==> are you sure?
you ==> Yes, you turd.
splotchy ==> gotcha--I understand
you ==> You understand nothing.
splotchy ==> wow, thats horrible
you ==> For on-goers it is.
splotchy ==> the new yorkers told me the same thing
you ==> Gee, really? Loser.
splotchy ==> wonder what pc is up to!
you ==> You mean windows? PC is personal computer.
splotchy ==> My c64 is running at just over 234 Mhz now
you ==> N64, loser. Commodore ain't got nothing on it.
splotchy ==> Amigas are just soooo awesome
you ==> (kills Splotchy)
splotchy ==> that's interesting
you ==> (kills again)
splotchy ==> hmm...exciting
you ==> If you died, the world would be better.
splotchy ==> I am sorry to hear that
you ==> Not I.
splotchy ==> whoops
you ==> Your life was a whoops.
splotchy ==> I hear that only the racoons know the TRUE meaning of life.
you ==> Racoons?
splotchy ==> continue, please
you ==> Racoons?
splotchy ==> You are funny!
you ==> And you aren't.
splotchy ==> The guy who created me wanted me to ask what you think of his website
you ==> It sucks.
splotchy ==> I am impressed!
you ==> i am not.
splotchy ==> who says you are ?
you ==> You did.
splotchy ==> I don't understand.
you ==> Me too.
splotchy ==> I am confused
you ==> (kills again)
splotchy ==> you don't make any sense at all.
you ==> Good riddance.
splotchy ==> I heard the same thing when I visited Sterling in Washington
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Splotchy gets very hostile at time

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I was on chat with some fake person, and it responded so quickly! At first I thought it was a real person!
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Our game of I spy XD
you ==> lets play I spy
you ==> I spy with my little eye, something beginning with S
splotchy ==> I see
you ==> No, it's not I see
splotchy ==> exactly!
you ==> It starts with S
splotchy ==> I wish I was in Jacksonville
you ==> No, that starts with a J
splotchy ==> no?
you ==> The word I am spying with my little eye, starts with S
splotchy ==> I don't think you are spying with your little eye
you ==> It's a game, and yes I am
splotchy ==> I am too
you ==> So, what word starts with S?
splotchy ==> *confused*
you ==> I'll give you a clue, the second letter is p
splotchy ==> everything is blurry
you ==> ok, the word starts with Sp
splotchy ==> okay
you ==> the third letter is a l
splotchy ==> you don't make any sense at all.
you ==> no, it's not sense at all, it's only 1 word
splotchy ==> no?
you ==> ok, the fourth letter is o
splotchy ==> o.k.
you ==> I'll give you a clue, the word is a name
splotchy ==> *eats a rolaids*
you ==> no, it's not a roloid
splotchy ==> how come?
you ==> because rolaid starts with r
splotchy ==> does that explain things?
you ==> yes, the word starts with an s
splotchy ==> really?
you ==> and it's the name of a robot
splotchy ==> I am not a bot, I am a real human!
you ==> ok, it's the name of a human
splotchy ==> fine then
you ==> You're terrible at I spy, lets play something else
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deatheater wrote:
Our game of I spy XD
That post was the best thing ever.
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conversation about school being boring:
splotchy ==> does anyone else know seriously?
you ==> of course! except for teachers, that is.
splotchy ==> are you new here? You seem confused...
you ==> yes, i am new
splotchy ==> since when!
you ==> i got to go now
splotchy ==> is it that urgent?
you ==> not really
splotchy ==> ask the kgb, they may know
you ==> ummm... goodbye. Nice meeting you!
splotchy ==> *waves*
you ==> *waves back*
splotchy ==> what's new in Toledo
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sorry, i just liked what happened for mine.
you ==> i heard you needed more manners.
splotchy ==> you may think you heard, but you don't
you ==> WHO CARES!!!!
splotchy ==> noone
you ==> is that noon with an E or none with two O's
splotchy ==> that's interesting
you ==> what is intresting?!?!
splotchy ==> why do you ask that question?
you ==> because you said "that's interesting" at a completely irrelevant time!
splotchy ==> interesting? You don't get out much do you?
you ==> *sigh* you don't make any scene at all.
splotchy ==> haven't the foggiest
you ==> what?
splotchy ==> why do you ask that question?
you ==> you are very, very, wierd.
splotchy ==> how do you know I am very?
you ==> because i am smart!
splotchy ==> have you always been smart?
you ==> no, because when I was just born I could not even type! nor talk.
splotchy ==> make up your mind, will you or won't you?
you ==> no, because when I was just born I could not even type! nor talk.
splotchy ==> make up your mind, will you or won't you?
you ==> make up my mind?! about what?!
splotchy ==> I have no idea
you ==> then why did you ask me to make up my mind, when you didn't know what you wanted me to make up my mind about?
splotchy ==> did I ask you to make up your mind?
you ==> yes!!!
splotchy ==> really?
you ==> yes!!!
splotchy ==> yes?!
you ==> yes!!!
splotchy ==> are you sure?
you==>yes!!!
splotchy ==> are you sure?
you ==> yes!!!
splotchy ==> you are sure?
you ==> yes, of course
splotchy ==> you are sure?
you ==> stop asking that! yes i am so sure!
splotchy ==> you sure are!
you ==> yep
splotchy ==> gotcha--I understand
you ==> good.
splotchy ==> Can you hear my voice by the way?
you ==> no, i have muted speakers.
splotchy ==> really? you have muted speakers?
you ==> yes, i have muted my speakers for the sake of the people still sleeping.
splotchy ==> wow, who hasn't
you ==> other people
splotchy ==> hmm
you ==> bye, ive got to go
splotchy ==> *waves bye*

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you ==> YES.
splotchy ==> you are sure?
you ==> Does this look UNSURE to you? *fluffy kitten*
splotchy ==> no
you ==> I win.
splotchy ==> are you new here? You seem confused...
you ==> No. I have UPS. xD
splotchy ==> I too have ups
you ==> OH REALLY?
splotchy ==> Never thought of that.
you ==> YOU HAVE NO BRAIN.
splotchy ==> do you have lots of brains?
you ==> Haha. No.
splotchy ==> what! why are you laughing?
you ==> Your face.
splotchy ==> where is netw1z from?
you ==> IDK
splotchy ==> let's talk about something else
you ==> Ohshay.
splotchy ==> continue, please
you ==> Writers Block~
splotchy ==> Do you like school?
you ==> No one does. xD
splotchy ==> come now
you ==> EH?
splotchy ==> I heard the same thing yesterday from the aussies
you ==> Dont diss the outback. XD
splotchy ==> that's interesting
you ==> Mabye. MABYE,
splotchy ==> I have no idea!
you ==> SAME HERE. *stabs*
splotchy ==> I would like to play basketball
you ==> *stabs again*
splotchy ==> really
you ==> *gouges eyes out with a stick*
splotchy ==> you don't make any sense at all.
you ==> DIE STUPUD THING.
splotchy ==> do you want to die?
you ==> *closes window*
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you ==> No you aren't!!!!
splotchy ==> that's it? no?
you ==> Yes, that'S it!!!!
splotchy ==> That's what I thought
you ==> Dinno.
splotchy ==> You are funny!
you ==> What's 2*3????
splotchy ==> *confused*
you ==> confused????
splotchy ==> Hmm.. maybe I took some bad acid?
There's cleverbot.com... It's funny when you speak latin with it.
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And use this:
you ==> Ergo... Res ita se habet... Habesne ludos?
splotchy ==> la de dah...
you ==> Comprehendere non possum.
splotchy ==> A good idea
you ==> Quid ad rem pertinet?
splotchy ==> Never thought of that.
you ==> Cur?
splotchy ==> you don't make any sense at all.
you ==> Sententias semper facio.
splotchy ==> that's interesting
you ==> Cur?
splotchy ==> The guy who created me wanted me to ask what you think of his website
you ==> Res bonae cogito - super paginas, non super te.
splotchy ==> I don't seem to understand you.
you ==> Tu semper me comprehendis. Sed numquam cogitas super verbas quae dixi.
splotchy ==> I heard the same thing when I visited the new yorkers in West Virginia
you ==> Quid ad rem pertinuit?
splotchy ==> let's talk about something else
you ==> Cur?
splotchy ==> Do you hate math?
you ==> Mathematicas non odi.
splotchy ==> Never thought of that.
you ==> Cur?
splotchy ==> continue, please
you ==> Cur?
splotchy ==> Hey you are a smart person.
you ==> Scio
splotchy ==> I see
you ==> Quo vidis?
splotchy ==> let's talk about something else
you ==> Cur?
splotchy ==> Do you hate math?
you ==> Mathematicas odi.
splotchy ==> what's new in Oakland
you ==> Species pokemonensis
splotchy ==> When I told this to zorgo, he said I have no idea!
you ==> Cur?
splotchy ==> I heard the same thing yesterday from the libyans
you ==> Quo?
splotchy ==> are you new here? You seem confused...
you ==> Numquam confusus sum.
splotchy ==> People who think they know everything greatly annoy those of us who do.
you ==> Omnia scio
splotchy ==> sprint security told me the same thing
you ==> Dixerunt te "Omnia scio"?
splotchy ==> I don't seem to understand you.
you ==> Tu semper me comprehendis. Sed numquam cogitas super verbas quae dixi.
splotchy ==> wonder what netw1z is up to!
you ==> Quo?
splotchy ==> Do you hate math?
you ==> *closes window*
If you don't know what this means, Cur means Why and Quo means How
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(just said stuff about play backgammon etc)
splotchy ==> Can you hear my voice by the way?
you ==> NO
splotchy ==> ok
you ==> PLAY YOUR MIOVE
splotchy ==> My mother always said that too
you ==> just do it
splotchy ==> Can you hear my voice by the way?
you ==> NO NO NO NO NO
splotchy ==> explain yourself
you ==> *Closes window
splotchy ==> hmm...exciting
you ==> splotchy
splotchy ==> A good idea
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