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#1 2010-05-26 15:15:15
- zawicki1fromyoutube
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Funniest Zork Scripts
Ok, Zork was the very first text adventure game. It's very confusing, but depending on what you type it will give some hilarious results. Such as:
>Quit
You can't quit now.
>Why not?
I do not understand this.
>Quit
You can't quit now.
>All I want to do is quit.
Huh?
So basically, just go here: http://thcnet.net/zork/index.php and then copy down what you typed, and the funny results are.
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#3 2010-05-26 15:24:19
- zawicki1fromyoutube
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Re: Funniest Zork Scripts
I got one:
>Open Mailbox
It is already opened.
>Close mailbox
Closed.
>Open Mailbox
Opened.
>Close Mailbox
Closed.
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#4 2010-05-26 16:24:55
Re: Funniest Zork Scripts
Code:
Welcome to Zork (originally Dungeon). This version created 11-MAR-91 (PHP mod 03-AUG-05) There are 13 users playing Zork. Of those, 13 have not logged in. There are 55202 registered adventurers. You are in an open field west of a big white house with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here. > score Your score is 0 [total of 585 points], in 1 move. This gives you the rank of Beginner. > open mailbox Opening the mailbox reveals: A leaflet. > collect leaflet I don't understand that. >
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#5 2010-05-26 22:43:58
- zawicki1fromyoutube
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Re: Funniest Zork Scripts
ThePCKid wrote:
Code:
Welcome to Zork (originally Dungeon). This version created 11-MAR-91 (PHP mod 03-AUG-05) There are 13 users playing Zork. Of those, 13 have not logged in. There are 55202 registered adventurers. You are in an open field west of a big white house with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here. > score Your score is 0 [total of 585 points], in 1 move. This gives you the rank of Beginner. > open mailbox Opening the mailbox reveals: A leaflet. > collect leaflet haha. XD yea, you gotta say grab leaflet. I don't understand that. >
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#6 2010-05-26 23:46:26
- cheddargirl
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Re: Funniest Zork Scripts
Ah, I just tried it out, some of the stuff is hilarious (note here I had a sword on me):
Oh no, you've walked into the fangs of a slavering grue!
> kill grue with sword
I've known strange people, but attack a lurking grue?
EDIT: And... apparently you can escape from the grue. 
Here's another funny one (after finding a bottle):
>Open Bottle
Opened
>Drink Bottle
I don't think that bottle would agree with you
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#7 2010-05-26 23:47:23
- Cartoonish
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Re: Funniest Zork Scripts
Haha i Said Win and it said Naturally
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