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The Kingdom of Tomicool

“One is the best, one is not.”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights: Below Average
Economy: Very Strong
Political Freedoms: Very Good
Location: United Kingdom

Regional Influence: Minnow

The Kingdom of Tomicool is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 10 million are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27%. A small but healthy private sector is led by the Soda Sales industry, followed by Gambling and Beef-Based Agriculture.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, military spending recently hit a new high, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and employers may fire workers without giving any reason. Crime is a serious problem. Tomicool's national animal is the Bird Of Freedom, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Tomic.

Tomicool is ranked 18,340th in the world for Fastest-Growing Economies.

iCode-747 wrote:

MyRedNeptune wrote:

http://www.nationstates.net/nation=sibardas

xD

"...ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator..."

^,^ Apparently my people don't know that I created the nation only to destroy it once it reaches its peak of development, even though the motto clearly suggests it. They must have thought I was talking about their enemies.

Pssh, that makes it even more fun. ^^

MyRedNeptune wrote:

iCode-747 wrote:

MyRedNeptune wrote:

http://www.nationstates.net/nation=sibardas

xD

"...ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator..."

^,^ Apparently my people don't know that I created the nation only to destroy it once it reaches its peak of development, even though the motto clearly suggests it. They must have thought I was talking about their enemies.

Pssh, that makes it even more fun. ^^

I just want a APH statue in my capital's library ._.

The Debate

"The fact is, the gray wolf population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Faith Rubin. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have gray wolf kebabs, gray wolf pies, gray wolf-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."


"I agree that something needs to be done about gray wolf over-population," says random passer-by Hack Mistletoe, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."


"I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Chastity Jefferson. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The gray wolfs were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The gray wolf is part of what makes New Soviet Nation a great nation!"


New dilemma. I just say we eat tamales and chocolate all out lives.

soupoftomato wrote:

littletonkslover wrote:

illusionist wrote:

No.

I have completed your demand oh great master.

Lemme see 

littletonkslover wrote:

The Debate

"The fact is, the gray wolf population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Faith Rubin. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have gray wolf kebabs, gray wolf pies, gray wolf-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."


"I agree that something needs to be done about gray wolf over-population," says random passer-by Hack Mistletoe, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."


"I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Chastity Jefferson. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The gray wolfs were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The gray wolf is part of what makes New Soviet Nation a great nation!"


New dilemma. I just say we eat tamales and chocolate all out lives.

At least my people have reasonable debates and issues. 

Except for that one guy that supported free speech for Nazis . . . 

When I learned about the KKK, and how they were allowed to speak, I didn't care if we're a free country, racist views should be outlawed.

Just this day, my friend and I were discussing how we should boycott DirectTV Black Cinema until we get a White Cinema.

soupoftomato wrote:

littletonkslover wrote:

soupoftomato wrote:

I have completed your demand oh great master.

Lemme see 

I inserted the frown there, what were you expecting?

Yey. I was too lazy......er, busy.....to do it.


Running a country is hard. Cookie for you.

Last edited by littletonkslover (2010-05-26 16:23:27)

soupoftomato wrote:

littletonkslover wrote:

soupoftomato wrote:

I inserted the frown there, what were you expecting?

Yey. I was too lazy......er, busy.....to do it.


Running a country is hard. Cookie for you.

*eats*

I wonder what my country thinks about me eating cookies when I could be helping them?

Newspapers:
SOUPOFTOMATO'S SNACK SCANDAL REVEALED

I'm making my country addicted to Hetalia >:3

The Issue
A loose coalition of sartorially-challenged individuals known as "Let It All Hang Out" has called on the government to relax public nudity laws.

The Debate
"For too long, our bodies have been trapped in these prisons of cotton and polyester!" yelled protester Steffan Jong-Il, while apparently developing a nasty case of sunburn. "We must repeal the puritanical laws that make public nudity a crime. My body--my choice to dangle!"



"I agree," mused sociology professor Larry Bush. "But I don't think the protestors are going far enough. Public nudity shouldn't be an option: it should be compulsory. Nudity is highly liberating. And it would put that disgusting "Hooters" out of business once and for all."



"Whoa, whoa," says noted accountant Freddy Fellow. "Are these people serious? The last thing I want to see when I'm out for a coffee is some lumbering, over-weight nudist coming down the sidewalk toward me. If people want to get naked, they can do it in the privacy of their own homes. Think of the children!"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.




....
I chose the third one.

I joined the scratch region.

The corrupt dictatorship of Tyranak has now joined the Scratch region 

Doesn't sound that fun, no Realwarfare