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Second one's a little inappropriate, but a very interesting topic. 

xD I laughed at most of these, although some people will obviously point out the second one should probably be removed.. 

What's inappropriate?

What was question 2? Also, shouldn't these be called "ponderables"? Because [i]I can ponder them all I want.

DarkForce1998 wrote:

☼ How can you tell if you are out of invisible ink? Go look in a mirror
☼ I have removed this one as it is inappropriate for some people if you want to know what this one is, just ask!
☼ How do 'Keep off the grass' signs get there?
☼ If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way doen to the core of the earth?
☼ If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what's baby oil made from? Umm... babies?
☼ If I save time do I get it back? No
☼ If one synchronised swinner drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? Yes
☼ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? Green
☼ What do chickens think we taste like?
☼ What do little birdies see when they get knocked out? Stars
☼ Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I'll squeeze these dangly things things here and drink whatever comes out"?
☼ What do sheep count when they can't go to sleep? Themselves
☼ What happens when you get scared half to death twice? You die
☼ What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of a plane? GERONIMO!
☼ Why are there disabled parking spaces in front of an skating rink?
☼ Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
☼ Why can't a women put on mascara with her mouth closed?
☼ Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? He was to lazy
☼ Why do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the desks?
☼ Why do they lock petrol stations toilets? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
☼ Why do we buy hot dogs in packs of ten and buns in packs of eight? We're stupid
☼ Why do wait until a pig is dead to 'cure' it?


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DarkForce1998 wrote:

☼ How can you tell if you are out of invisible ink? I can't.
☼ I have removed this one as it is inappropriate for some people if you want to know what this one is, just ask! I ask!
☼ How do 'Keep off the grass' signs get there? In no way.
☼ If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way doen to the core of the earth? The word "doen" does not exist.
☼ If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what's baby oil made from? From babys.
☼ If I save time do I get it back? Yes
☼ If one synchronised swinner drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? The word "swinner" does not exist.
☼ If you choke a Smurf, what colour does it turn? Green
☼ What do chickens think we taste like? Candies
☼ What do little birdies see when they get knocked out? Stars
☼ Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I'll squeeze these dangly things things here and drink whatever comes out"? Me
☼ What do sheep count when they can't go to sleep? Humans
☼ What happens when you get scared half to death twice? Don't know
☼ What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of a plane? Nothing
☼ Why are there disabled parking spaces in front of an skating rink? Don't know
☼ Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? Don't know
☼ Why can't a women put on mascara with her mouth closed? Dunno
☼ Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Dunno
☼ Why do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the desks? Dunno
☼ Why do they lock petrol stations toilets? Are they afraid someone will clean them? Dunno
☼ Why do we buy hot dogs in packs of ten and buns in packs of eight? Dunno
☼ Why do wait until a pig is dead to 'cure' it? Dunno


More coming soon...