Scratch

Now let me warn you when I say, these are really random, and really short.

Story 1
Noooooooooooooooo! I cried as I ran. A whole mob chased. It was terrifying, it was horrific, it was torture, it was my punishment for stealing Freds taco.
It started last Friday. It was casserole day at my school, bleh, casserole. But luckily for me, Fred brought his own lunch. And his mom is the best taco cook in the world. I stole with a swift movement, and left him to frown at my casserole.
And now I'm here, being chased by an angry mob . . . they wanted to steal it.

Story 2
No, no, no. George was too stupid. Just too stupid. How could he have done it, out of all people, why him. We humans had contemplated it for hundreds to thousands of years. But we just couldn't agree. Now George, of all people, got to take the fame for figuring it out. I had been working on my theory then . . . THIS!
At least we know 2+2=5 now.

Story 3
Pie. What does it really mean? It has two forms. Pi and pie. It can be a number, and it can be a bakery dessert. But what really is pie. No one has figured out what pie is. Pie is one thing, pi another. I misewell call the waiter over her. "Sir!" "What's wrong, I hope everything is fine?" "This is pi."

Story 4
Mexican jumping bean.

Last edited by soupoftomato (2010-05-02 10:31:20)