Scratch

Quite weird.

Strange.

And here's one I thought of:
   Once upon a time, in a far away land called Scratch, there were many not-so-ordinary people. All was well in Scratch until something happened that changed it forever. It was a horrible turn for the worst, and very few survived. I am one of the survivors, and I'll tell you what happened.
   One day, we were all minding our own business when a small rabbit came. We ignored it, after all we had work to do. The rabbit suddenly got bigger and blue. And then it turned into a cat. Ignoring it was the worst thing some of us have ever done. Well, some of us have done worse things, but I'm not going into that now. Anyway, the blue cat grew wings and a tail... It put on a suit... And started randomly singing. The singing was so horrible that most of the people's heads exploded. The survivors were clutching their heads and running away from the terrible sound of that tone-deaf blue cat with wings and a tail. Then, a HUGE blue sword appeared in the cat's hand, and it went on a rampage.
   Nothing survived, houses were destroyed, people were eaten, food was put in the fridge (the one that has lasers in it, not the normal fridge). In the end, there was only one way to stop it. We all went up to it and gave it a score out of 10. It got a 1/10 from all of us. After that strange attempt to stop it, it began to cry and run away.
   We were saved! Apart from the fact that scratch was totally destroyed, almost everybody was eaten and there's no food left.
My story owns yours in randomness.

Last edited by juststickman (2010-04-27 15:10:56)

Stickman704 wrote:

juststickman wrote:

And here's one I thought of:
   Once upon a time, in a far away land called Scratch, there were many not-so-ordinary people. All was well in Scratch until something happened that changed it forever. It was a horrible turn for the worst, and very few survived. I am one of the survivors, and I'll tell you what happened.
   One day, we were all minding our own business when a small rabbit came. We ignored it, after all we had work to do. The rabbit suddenly got bigger and blue. And then it turned into a cat. Ignoring it was the worst thing some of us have ever done. Well, some of us have done worse things, but I'm not going into that now. Anyway, the blue cat grew wings and a tail... It put on a suit... And started randomly singing. The singing was so horrible that most of the people's heads exploded. The survivors were clutching their heads and running away from the terrible sound of that tone-deaf blue cat with wings and a tail. Then, a HUGE blue sword appeared in the cat's hand, and it went on a rampage.
   Nothing survived, houses were destroyed, people were eaten, food was put in the fridge (the one that has lasers in it, not the normal fridge). In the end, there was only one way to stop it. We all went up to it and gave it a score out of 10. It got a 1/10 from all of us. After that strange attempt to stop it, it began to cry and run away.
   We were saved! Apart from the fact that scratch was totally destroyed, almost everybody was eaten and there's no food left.
My story owns yours in randomness.

I thought you were relating to art on scratch then 

Cool art is awesome though.

Edit: ohh ughhh sorry doody. Your art can be awesome in a nice  cartoony way though.

Nope. I was thinking of a blue cat.

juststickman wrote:

And here's one I thought of:
   Once upon a time, in a far away land called Scratch, there were many not-so-ordinary people. All was well in Scratch until something happened that changed it forever. It was a horrible turn for the worst, and very few survived. I am one of the survivors, and I'll tell you what happened.
   One day, we were all minding our own business when a small rabbit came. We ignored it, after all we had work to do. The rabbit suddenly got bigger and blue. And then it turned into a cat. Ignoring it was the worst thing some of us have ever done. Well, some of us have done worse things, but I'm not going into that now. Anyway, the blue cat grew wings and a tail... It put on a suit... And started randomly singing. The singing was so horrible that most of the people's heads exploded. The survivors were clutching their heads and running away from the terrible sound of that tone-deaf blue cat with wings and a tail. Then, a HUGE blue sword appeared in the cat's hand, and it went on a rampage.
   Nothing survived, houses were destroyed, people were eaten, food was put in the fridge (the one that has lasers in it, not the normal fridge). In the end, there was only one way to stop it. We all went up to it and gave it a score out of 10. It got a 1/10 from all of us. After that strange attempt to stop it, it began to cry and run away.
   We were saved! Apart from the fact that scratch was totally destroyed, almost everybody was eaten and there's no food left.
My story owns yours in randomness.

Id give that a... 7/10

webgal15 wrote:

Midnight.
   It was dark, and nobody could see. Or eat. Or drink. Or walk. Or run, jog, speedwalk, limp, sprint, sneak up, die, or anything of the sort. Everybody was asleep.
   The silence was broken when a kid screamed as loud as a jumbo jet taking off. His parents ran into his room, and he said that a monster ate him, but then threw up.

                                        THE END

Edited slightly.

webgal15 wrote:

BWOG wrote:

webgal15 wrote:

Midnight.
   It was dark, and nobody could see. Or eat. Or drink. Or walk. Or run, jog, speedwalk, limp, sprint, sneak up, die, or anything of the sort. Everybody was asleep.
   The silence was broken when a kid screamed as loud as a jumbo jet taking off. His parents ran into his room, and he said that a monster ate him, but then threw up.

                                        THE END

Edited slightly.

I like this version.

Little Billy Sailorpants wants to be a sailor

Oh no his ship is being taken over by pirates

They are taking his spices

Now they've deserted him on a flaming rescue boat

Guess you'll have to try again tomorrow, Little Billy

webgal15 wrote:

You find yourself in a plate of peas. As you look over at the fork next to you, you close your eyes tightly. I had a good life. Maybe not a long one, but a good one. You think to yourself.

    But, ignoring what you just thought, you jump off of the plate. You use a napkin as a parachute somehow. You then race out the dog door. You then find a portal to ant land (an ant hill o.o), so you jump into it.

    There is a war between red ants and, your kind, black ants, but that's down on the other side of Land, so you don't have to worry about getting into that. But some red ants were sent over to where you are, so watch out. One of those spy red ants walked over to you. It attacked your head multiple times. It attacked the other parts of your body even more. It chased you all over your little city. So far that you crossed the finish like of a marathon that you're not even in. But those people that started that don't know that, so they give you a trophy. Then, a red ant hits you with a baseball bat. After that...

    You wake up in a plate of peas. You then find yourself holding on to a pea that is attached to a fork for your life. You then find yourself in front of shiny white blocks. And then they seemed to close together on you. Then everything faded.

    The End, You're Dead

    Or so you thought. You then find yourself airborne. "EW EW EW EW AN ANT" a voice shouted. You then found yourself flying out to that dog door. You flew through the portal (ant hill o.o) and onto a red ant's back. At first, it was mad. Then, you tamed it. You were now riding through Ant City on a red ant. You ride into a person's house, and they give you all their cookies. After eating the cookies that you collected, you close your eves for no reason...

    Then you wake up in your bed for ants.

    The Real End, You're Disappointed

    You then fall back asleep again. You then wake up in your human bed. You go to school. Somehow, you transport to lunch time quickly. You then find food in your face. You throw your food in the person that threw it at your face's face, but you aim incorrectly and hit the principal's face. The principal was possessed by Stayyuuy, so it hit you in the face. You then find yourself bounce-rolling (lol) over the many tables, therefore ruining a bunch of innocent kids' lunches. They all turn on you.

    You then wake up in therapy.

    Okay, This Is The Real End, I Swear

I like this version the best:

KK. Once upon a time there was a boy nammed Jack. He was a good little boy who got straight A's, and his parents were a rich upper-class family. But one day, as Jack lay asleep in his comfortable bed, he had a dream that his parents were brutally murdered by a killer known as "The ScratchR". He saw his parents brutally scratched and stabbed by a young boy. He couldn't quite make out the face, and he was terrified.

     When he awoke, he was so sure that the dream was real that he was about to call 9-1-1, when suddenly-"Good morning Jack. How are you honey?" His mom said, greeting her beloved child. Jack was sure that she was a ghost that he screamed and ran downstairs to grab a knife; he had heard that knife could kill ghosts. "Jack are you okay?" his mother said. He ran back upstairs to his bewildered mother and stabbed her three times. He then began brutally scratching his mother's face until she wore a red mask. She was dead. His father had heard his wife screaming upstairs and came up to check it out. "Jack what-"  Barely getting the words out, Jack lunged at his father and stabbed him three times. He then began brutally scratching his face until he showed no signs of life.
   

      After a few minutes, Jack had come to his senses and realized that these were no ghosts. He realized that, in fact, he was The ScratchR. The ScratchR, so grieved by his loss, now roams the streets of the world brutally murdering people. It has been reported that he was last seen in a neighborhood near you.

  You like?

BWOG wrote:

I got lost after the "he woke up 2 years later" part.

It means he's a primitive monkey that had a dream of being a boy and dying, but had never even seen a human in real life-- and never would. Nor anything humanly created or modified 

I think that's what he's saying...

or it could be a monkey man lol

webgal15 wrote:

BWOG wrote:

webgal15 wrote:

Midnight.
   It was dark, and nobody could see. Or eat. Or drink. Or walk. Or run, jog, speedwalk, limp, sprint, sneak up, die, or anything of the sort. Everybody was asleep.
   The silence was broken when a kid screamed as loud as a jumbo jet taking off. His parents ran into his room, and he said that a monster ate him, but then threw up.

                                        THE END

Edited slightly.

I like this version.

You find yourself in a plate of peas. As you look over at the fork next to you, you close your eyes tightly. I had a good life. Maybe not a long one, but a good one. You think to yourself.

    But, ignoring what you just thought, you jump off of the plate. You use a napkin as a parachute somehow. You then race out the dog door. You then find a portal to ant land (an ant hill o.o), so you jump into it.

    There is a war between red ants and, your kind, black ants, but that's down on the other side of Land, so you don't have to worry about getting into that. But some red ants were sent over to where you are, so watch out. One of those spy red ants walked over to you. It attacked your head multiple times. It attacked the other parts of your body even more. It chased you all over your little city. So far that you crossed the finish like of a marathon that you're not even in. But those people that started that don't know that, so they give you a trophy. Then, a red ant hits you with a baseball bat. After that...

    You wake up in a plate of peas. You then find yourself holding on to a pea that is attached to a fork for your life. You then find yourself in front of shiny white blocks. And then they seemed to close together on you. Then everything faded.

    The End, You're Dead

    Or so you thought. You then find yourself airborne. "EW EW EW EW AN ANT" a voice shouted. You then found yourself flying out to that dog door. You flew through the portal (ant hill o.o) and onto a red ant's back. At first, it was mad. Then, you tamed it. You were now riding through Ant City on a red ant. You ride into a person's house, and they give you all their cookies. After eating the cookies that you collected, you close your eves for no reason...

    Then you wake up in your bed for ants.

    The Real End, You're Disappointed

    You then fall back asleep again. You then wake up in your human bed. You go to school. Somehow, you transport to lunch time quickly. You then find food in your face. You throw your food in the person that threw it at your face's face, but you aim incorrectly and hit the principal's face. The principal was possessed by Stayyuuy, so it hit you in the face. You then find yourself bounce-rolling (lol) over the many tables, therefore ruining a bunch of innocent kids' lunches. They all turn on you.

    You then wake up in therapy.

    Okay, This Is The Real End, I Swear

Lol woah 0.0 nice randomness lol