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08jackt wrote:

monkeysuit wrote:

08jackt wrote:

This ones good, My brother made it up a loooooong time ago. (At least he says he did.)
A boy named Flower, walks up to his mum, and asks "Why am I called Flower?" The mum replied, "Because when you were born, a flower landed on your head." The boys sister asks his mum, "Why am I called Rose?" The mum replies, "Because when you were born, a rose landed on your head." The youngest in the family, walks up his mum and asks "BVDSFHDSHFLAHDSF?" The mum replies "Shut up Fridge."

LOL.

You're brother didn't make that up, I heard it with anvil though.

Oh...

I didn't think so 

YEAH! I heard it with asphalt though! and 2 girls named lilac and rose.