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#101 2010-04-06 14:32:16

floatingmagictree
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Re: Bad Translator!

I am floating magic tree. I float. I have magic. I am a tree. Now you know.

...10 translations later we get:

"Swimming magic tree. I drove. My charm. I am a tree. Now you know."

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#102 2010-04-06 14:33:01

juststickman
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Re: Bad Translator!

"I like to program in scratch, and I am learning actionscript."
25 later...
"I want to know something."

"Katanas are awesome and can cut you in half, and narwhals are epic!"

54 translations later...

"Promise a 30 -"

Some things just don't make sense...

I'm calling you swimmingmagictree from now on FPT  tongue

Waffles turned into arts...

Last edited by juststickman (2010-04-06 14:34:54)


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#103 2010-04-06 14:53:11

ThePCKid
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Re: Bad Translator!

Original text:

"Google Bing'd Yahoo"

...54 translations later we get:

"Analysts shall Bing 'W."

LOL

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#104 2010-04-06 15:19:08

TheCatAndTheBanana
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Re: Bad Translator!

Hammer Bros Own"

...54 translations later we get:

"Especially Bruce Hammer."


Now that i laughed at.


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#105 2010-04-06 16:59:34

Vista4563
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Re: Bad Translator!

Original text:

"This serves as an example to how data is lost through translation."

...54 translations later we get:

"Such as data loss."

...54 more translations later we get:

"How to lose data."

So, how do you lose data? Through translation.


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#106 2010-04-07 08:57:18

poppy640
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Re: Bad Translator!

demosthenes wrote:

Quite excellent ^^

Die!

Becomes

Is this a question?

no "are you a question?"


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#107 2010-04-07 10:17:26

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Re: Bad Translator!

"I don't have a mac"

Becomes

"Sorry"

and

"Will the Earth end in 2012?"

becomes

"War in 2012?"


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#108 2010-04-07 10:32:51

rocket101
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Registered: 2009-08-21
Posts: 500+

Re: Bad Translator!

Original text:

"THIS TRANSLATOR IS STUPID!!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Translation Devil Dog!"

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#109 2010-04-07 12:02:12

poppy640
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Posts: 100+

Re: Bad Translator!

rocket101 wrote:

Original text:

"THIS TRANSLATOR IS STUPID!!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Translation Devil Dog!"

i think they just called dogs stupid...Oh no they didn't


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#110 2010-04-07 17:50:23

GirWaffles64
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Registered: 2009-08-09
Posts: 1000+

Re: Bad Translator!

Original text:

"Your underwear is very purple today, sir or madam."

...54 translations later we get:

"Now, blue pants and a large number of friends."

(THX to Hyperion23)


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#111 2010-04-07 17:53:11

GirWaffles64
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Re: Bad Translator!

"For whom is this letter reading; "I am a stupid poopy head" to? To Hamlet?"

...54 translations later we get:

""Hamlet," a new animal for one, right?"

(THX to Hyperion23)


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#112 2010-04-07 18:34:39

Vista4563
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Registered: 2009-07-20
Posts: 500+

Re: Bad Translator!

Original text:

"However, "general idea" isn't exactly accurate; the translator literally translates (word for word) the text which often results in grammatically incorrect, if not completely incoherent, text. We've developed Bad Translator!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Real impact. (It) is very important to write a Grammatical error in the first and the translation!"

Bad translator is forcing us to use bad grammar?!?


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#113 2010-04-09 15:24:21

rocket101
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Re: Bad Translator!

"I really wish that they would fix this translator!!"

...54 translations later we get:

"I want change!"

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#114 2010-04-10 19:11:57

poppy640
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Registered: 2010-02-02
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Re: Bad Translator!

rocket101 wrote:

"I really wish that they would fix this translator!!"

...54 translations later we get:

"I want change!"

it's supposed to be bad


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#115 2010-04-10 20:18:15

svinnik
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Re: Bad Translator!

I put in "You just got rick rolled." 25 translations later I get "Rick roll now.


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#116 2010-04-10 20:22:10

svinnik
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Re: Bad Translator!

I also put in "pokemon are demons" and I got "pokemon wind".


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#117 2010-04-10 20:22:18

floatingmagictree
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Re: Bad Translator!

"Be a part of Scratch Day - a worldwide network of gatherings, where Scratchers come together to meet, share, and learn."

...54 translations later we get:

"Contact - 1 - Sport Education and Social Policy Conference in the international networks of Accounting Change."

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#118 2010-04-10 21:44:55

soupoftomato
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Registered: 2009-07-18
Posts: 1000+

Re: Bad Translator!

svinnik wrote:

pokemon wind

Add Pokemon Rain and Nintendo has their next bestseller.

Someone beat Nintendo to it by making a fan one!


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#119 2010-04-10 22:30:04

somelia
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Registered: 2009-09-13
Posts: 1000+

Re: Bad Translator!

Code:

AFRIKAANS : Hoe doen jy net dom?
Back to ENGLISH : How do you stupid?
ALBANIAN : Si mund të trashë?
Back to ENGLISH : How thick?
ARABIC : كيف سميكة؟
Back to ENGLISH : How thick?
BELARUSIAN : Як тоўсты?
Back to ENGLISH : How fat?
BULGARIAN : Как мазнини?
Back to ENGLISH : How fat?
CATALAN : Com greix?
Back to ENGLISH : How fat?
CHINESE : 怎么发?
Back to ENGLISH : How fat?
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 怎么发?
Back to ENGLISH : How fat?
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 怎麼發?
Back to ENGLISH : How fat?
CROATIAN : Kako masnoće?
Back to ENGLISH : How fat?
CZECH : Jak tuku?
Back to ENGLISH : How fat?
DANISH : Hvordan fedt?
Back to ENGLISH : How fat?
DUTCH : Hoe vet?
Back to ENGLISH : How fat?
ENGLISH : How fat?
Back to ENGLISH : How fat?
ESTONIAN : Kuidas rasva?
Back to ENGLISH : How fat?
FILIPINO : Paano taba?
Back to ENGLISH : How fat?
FINNISH : Miten rasvaa?
Back to ENGLISH : How fat?
FRENCH : Comment gras?
Back to ENGLISH : How fat?
GALICIAN : Como a graxa?
Back to ENGLISH : How fat?
GERMAN : Wie dick?
Back to ENGLISH : How thick?
GREEK : Πόσο παχιά;
Back to ENGLISH : How thick?
HEBREW : כמה עבה?
Back to ENGLISH : How thick?
HINDI : मोटी कैसे?
Back to ENGLISH : How thick?
HUNGARIAN : Milyen vastag?
Back to ENGLISH : How thick?
ICELANDIC : Hvernig þykkur?
Back to ENGLISH : How thick?
INDONESIAN : Bagaimana tebal?
Back to ENGLISH : How thick?
IRISH : Conas tiubh?
Back to ENGLISH : How thick?
ITALIAN : Qual è lo spessore?
Back to ENGLISH : How thick?
JAPANESE : どのように厚い?
Back to ENGLISH : How thick?
KOREAN : 얼마나 두꺼운?
Back to ENGLISH : How thick?
LATVIAN : Cik biezu?
Back to ENGLISH : How thick?
LITHUANIAN : Kaip stora?
Back to ENGLISH : How thick?
MACEDONIAN : Како дебели?
Back to ENGLISH : How thick?
MALAY : Bagaimana tebal?
Back to ENGLISH : How thick?
MALTESE : Kif oħxon?
Back to ENGLISH : How thick?
NORWEGIAN : Hvor tykk?
Back to ENGLISH : How thick?
PERSIAN : چگونه با ضخامت؟
Back to ENGLISH : How thick?
POLISH : Jak gruba?
Back to ENGLISH : How thick?
PORTUGUESE : Qual a espessura?
Back to ENGLISH : How thick?
ROMANIAN : Cât de gros?
Back to ENGLISH : How thick?
RUSSIAN : Как толстый?
Back to ENGLISH : How fat?
SERBIAN : Како масноће?
Back to ENGLISH : How fat?
SLOVAK : Ako tuku?
Back to ENGLISH : How fat?
SLOVENIAN : Kako maščobe?
Back to ENGLISH : How fat?
SPANISH : ¿Cómo grasa?
Back to ENGLISH : How fat?
SWAHILI : Jinsi ya mafuta?
Back to ENGLISH : How fat?
SWEDISH : Hur tjock?
Back to ENGLISH : How thick?
TAGALOG : Paano makapal?
Back to ENGLISH : How thick?
THAI : วิธีหนา?
Back to ENGLISH : How thick?
TURKISH : Nasıl kalın?
Back to ENGLISH : How thick?
UKRAINIAN : Як товстий?
Back to ENGLISH : How thick?
VIETNAMESE : Làm thế nào dày?
Back to ENGLISH : How thick?
WELSH : Sut trwchus?
Back to ENGLISH : How thick?
YIDDISH : ווי גראָב?
Back to ENGLISH : How rude?

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#120 2010-04-10 22:33:14

somelia
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Registered: 2009-09-13
Posts: 1000+

Re: Bad Translator!

" Guess what? The anti-virus software now scans your RealOS! At startup, the program MIGHT get a virus, which stops you from accessing the internet. This is solved by running the Shielded Anti-virus software!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Design, control and antivirus software, antivirus software, the first king of the FTP site, run antivirus software!"



.......?

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#121 2010-04-29 18:16:47

BigBellStudio
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Registered: 2010-03-13
Posts: 10

Re: Bad Translator!

Original text:

"I like to play the tuba and the saxophone"

...54 translations later we get:

"Saxophone on the glass."


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#122 2010-04-29 18:44:57

somelia
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Registered: 2009-09-13
Posts: 1000+

Re: Bad Translator!

A paragraph from a book I'm writing turns into this:

" Tabby and Milk were surprised. “Rachel Michelle is a nice girl!” cried Milk. “I love her, it’s just that I liked the forest a little bit better. And we can’t get out, I tried. The fence is too strong.” Almond blinked back tears."

...54 translations later we get:

"It is interesting, and Michael Ashley, milk good boy! Change "I still ... I try to remove the cell door, I will."

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#123 2010-04-29 18:47:56

somelia
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Registered: 2009-09-13
Posts: 1000+

Re: Bad Translator!

A bee stung me on the arm. "Ouch!" I yelled."

...54 translations later we get:

"Punggungnia disease, "Oh, no rust."


LOLOLOLOL

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#124 2010-04-29 19:01:45

midnightleopard
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Registered: 2007-09-13
Posts: 1000+

Re: Bad Translator!

want your bad romance "questionable love"


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#125 2010-04-29 19:15:10

Survivorduck
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Registered: 2009-07-05
Posts: 500+

Re: Bad Translator!

"I am going to Scratch Day in Teachers College, New York. It's going to be awesome!"

54 translations later...

"Unfortunately, in the University of Nevada York big!"

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