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#1 2010-04-01 09:55:20
- PinballFreak1969
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2010-03-26
- Posts: 100+
Scratch is becoming a big thing
I just heard this on some website. Scratch is awesome. Completely awesome. But you already know that. So let me tell you the big surprise:
Scratch is going to cost money.
You won't have to pay for the 1.4 you already have. You'll just have to pay for the new "Scratcher Tools 0.1" that came out.
Scratcher Tools will not only include Scratch 2.0, it also includes a new application called "Scratch Your Projects". Scratch Your Projects not only includes all the projects you share, which can now be done in a blink of an eye, but all the projects anybody ever shared! You can also discuss scratch with "Scratch Me", another application in Scratcher Tools. The website & forums will become extinct!
This isn't happening for nothing. The President of the United States has recommended this idea to Scratch. That's right, Mr. Barak Obama gave Scratch this idea. Why? Well, only because "Scratch must be the greatest programming language ever written, more powerful than the computers at the White House!". And that's an actual quote. And it's true! The new Scratcher Tools is far more powerful than all the computers the government uses, that is, until THEY get Scratcher tools, too.
For only $49.95, Scratcher Tools is a steal!
APRIL FOOLS
Actually, it's obvious, wasn't it?
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#2 2010-04-01 09:59:59
- AnonymousTom
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2010-03-19
- Posts: 100+
Re: Scratch is becoming a big thing
PinballFreak1969 wrote:
I just heard this on some website. Scratch is awesome. Completely awesome. But you already know that. So let me tell you the big surprise:
Scratch is going to cost money.
You won't have to pay for the 1.4 you already have. You'll just have to pay for the new "Scratcher Tools 0.1" that came out.
Scratcher Tools will not only include Scratch 2.0, it also includes a new application called "Scratch Your Projects". Scratch Your Projects not only includes all the projects you share, which can now be done in a blink of an eye, but all the projects anybody ever shared! You can also discuss scratch with "Scratch Me", another application in Scratcher Tools. The website & forums will become extinct!
This isn't happening for nothing. The President of the United States has recommended this idea to Scratch. That's right, Mr. Barak Obama gave Scratch this idea. Why? Well, only because "Scratch must be the greatest programming language ever written, more powerful than the computers at the White House!". And that's an actual quote. And it's true! The new Scratcher Tools is far more powerful than all the computers the government uses, that is, until THEY get Scratcher tools, too.
For only $49.95, Scratcher Tools is a steal!
APRIL FOOLS
Actually, it's obvious, wasn't it?
Very obvious, especially when this comes from a user and not a member of the scratch team. I still enjoyed reading it though.
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#4 2010-04-01 11:35:33
- Lord-Sprites
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2010-01-24
- Posts: 500+
Re: Scratch is becoming a big thing
Happy April fool's day!
Only 25 minutes left until noon so I better prank some one
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#5 2010-04-01 11:38:41
- PinballFreak1969
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2010-03-26
- Posts: 100+
Re: Scratch is becoming a big thing
Yeah, well, I'd like to see that . . .
My Dad, of all people, always gets me.
He's evil.
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#6 2010-04-01 14:01:38
- Ludichris1
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- Registered: 2009-03-04
- Posts: 500+
Re: Scratch is becoming a big thing
Lord-Sprites wrote:
Happy April fool's day!
Only 25 minutes left until noon so I better prank some one
Lol not from USA eh? ;D
Foxes ^o^
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#7 2010-04-01 19:14:27
- soupoftomato
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2009-07-18
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Scratch is becoming a big thing
You had me until extinct site, and Obama endorsement.
I'm glad to think that the community will always be kind and helpful, the language will always be a fun and easy way to be introduced into programming, the motto will always be: Imagine, Program, Share - Nomolos
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#8 2010-04-01 19:17:53
- ChuxXxliciousness
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2010-02-25
- Posts: 90
Re: Scratch is becoming a big thing
Wait, so Scratch isn't the most powerful programming tool? 
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#10 2010-04-01 19:44:49
- illusionist
- Retired Community Moderator
- Registered: 2008-07-02
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Scratch is becoming a big thing
har har.
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#11 2010-04-01 19:53:13
- Lord-Sprites
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2010-01-24
- Posts: 500+
Re: Scratch is becoming a big thing
Ludichris1 wrote:
Lord-Sprites wrote:
Happy April fool's day!
Only 25 minutes left until noon so I better prank some oneLol not from USA eh? ;D
Canada, actually, but I still do te noon thing
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#12 2010-04-01 19:55:23
- PinballFreak1969
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2010-03-26
- Posts: 100+
Re: Scratch is becoming a big thing
Well, ya know, I wanted to make it a little believable for a little bit. But I guess anything like this that doesn't come from a mod is unbelievable.
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#13 2010-04-01 21:30:57
- AnonymousTom
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- Registered: 2010-03-19
- Posts: 100+
Re: Scratch is becoming a big thing
PinballFreak1969 wrote:
Well, ya know, I wanted to make it a little believable for a little bit. But I guess anything like this that doesn't come from a mod is unbelievable.
That's not true either. Moderators aren't angels that are destined to tell truth and not on lie. They can lie too. But, they don't usually do it (At least on Scratch).
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