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#76 2010-04-02 22:16:14
Re: Bad Translator!
"It's that bad."
...54 translations later we get:
"This is not good"
Ya rly...
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#77 2010-04-02 22:16:26
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Original: Hey, you stink at life, go get a job, buy a book, and then eat your oranges with one chopstick and with mud that has been eaten by rockers on the moon
After 54 translations: Hey, life, business, books, orange, brown, buy, can change the sound
So strange, so fun 
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#79 2010-04-02 22:25:17
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"What is up all you people"
After 10: "What's your man"
After 25: "What is your wife"
After 54: "Male" <--What the heck?
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#80 2010-04-02 22:27:15
- deatheater
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Re: Bad Translator!
"I have no idea what to write"
...10 translations later we get:
"I do not know how to write"
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"I have no idea what to write"
...25 translations later we get:
"I do not know what to write"
It's more accurate with more translations (at least for this sentence XD)
Last edited by deatheater (2010-04-02 22:27:31)
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#81 2010-04-03 09:23:33
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"verizon" = "promising business"
No lie.
Make sure lowercase and set to max translations.
"abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz" = "Abkdefghijklmnopkrstvvuxiz"
Hehe. (also max translations, and lowercase)
"qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" = "In kvertioyop asdfghjklzkkvbnm"
(same method as the above)
"gershmer Gershmer" = "Hong Kong Monday, Georgia, Hong Kong"
(case sensitive, max translations)
"Yahoo Yahoo Google" = "Shall Google!"
(case sensitive, max translations)
"Yahoo Yahoo Google Bing Google Yahoo Bing Google" = "Google yafubingo shall."
(same as above for setup)
No lie. Google always wins for what I tested.
Last edited by gershmer (2010-04-03 09:28:03)
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#82 2010-04-03 09:32:49
Re: Bad Translator!
also: Passover translates to Easter.
lol, sort of.
(max, case sensitive)
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#84 2010-04-03 11:06:59
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I won't say what "Purim" (a Jewish Holiday) got with maximum translations.
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#85 2010-04-03 11:52:00
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""Will you give me your soul?" "No way, Soul Thief!""
...54 translations later we get:
""It's my life, my conscience is based on the average.""
LOL
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#86 2010-04-03 12:19:53
- Wolfie1996
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- Registered: 2009-07-08
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Re: Bad Translator!
Here's a good one:
"Goodbye "
...54 translations later we get:
"Hi"
"...Jargon - the practice of never calling a spade a spade, when you might instead call it a manual earth-restructing implement..." - Bill Bryson, Mother Tongue
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#87 2010-04-03 12:33:00
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"I don't live in China."
...54 translations later we get:
"I live in China"
That's exactly the opposite.
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#88 2010-04-03 13:05:25
- illusionist
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Re: Bad Translator!
"Paste Your Text Here."
...54 translations later we get:
"Nature"
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"Once upon a time there was a hare who, boasting how he could run faster than anyone else, was forever teasing tortoise for its slowness. Then one day, the irate tortoise answered back: "Who do you think you are? There's no denying you're swift, but even you can be beaten!" The hare squealed with laughter."
...54 translations later we get:
"Gas faster than ever like a ball, he said, people accept ill Turtles are volume fax Mennen"
--
"Running with the boars."
...54 translations later we get:
"Impact"
--
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#89 2010-04-03 13:07:13
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"I like going on the computer"
10: "I went to the"
25: "I"
54: "A"
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#91 2010-04-03 13:14:40
- illusionist
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Re: Bad Translator!
switenky wrote:
"Lady Gaga's Bad Romance"
...25 translations later we get:
"Lady Gaga romantic bath"
eeeehhhhhh.....
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#92 2010-04-03 13:19:42
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I translated "twinkle twinkle little star" 10 ten translate later:
"Flash, gestures, Estrelleta, we ask how high. In today's world, like a diamond in the sky. Twinkle, twinkle, Little Star, how will you!"
"When it does, the sun, no light, Twinkle, twinkle, light the night such a thing. Twinkle, twinkle, Little Star, how will you!"
"Sky blue, black kiss my curtains do not close your eyes often burn sesame rivets higher this morning, Twinkle Little Star, how can I know what is"
"Blinking, blinking, I do not know Estrelleta."
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#93 2010-04-03 13:36:31
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"Star Spangled Banner"
"Oh, you can see the lights at night, you are so confident that we have in the past, we are proud of you sunshine? General lines and bright stars, a serious fight, we've seen on the wall, while the value stream?" Sparkling rockets and bombs, in the evening air, the explosion of red know what to say. " Oh, no, no Stars and Stripes wave of land of the free and home of the brave?"
"The beach in the dark, I saw through the length, such as fog, anxiety, fear of wind sheer enemy quietly, half conceals, half the family proud?"
"Now, I see all the proud, reflective at night, but now the river PHOTO: This is the Stars and Stripes: O-type, long wave of land can be free and brave family!"
"Since then, the group is proud to be sworn, war and unrest and war damage to our homes? I wash my feet dirty and blood poisoning." "It can not be used by terrorists or depression, and win big exodus of American flags employing slave: you have to land of the free and home of the brave."
"Oh no, what happened, the first extra capacity, and destroy their homes, I love war! Belize, with victory and peace, and maintain already gave us, save the planet national institutions, ah heaven!""Then, if we win our cause. It's simple, and our motto is "God is our trust" Stars and Stripes victory in the country of freedom and courage gronxarà!"
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#94 2010-04-03 16:15:09
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[blocks]<< Ontario, Quebec, Nova Scotia, New Brunswick, Northwest Territories, Manitoba British Columbia, Prince Edward Island, Yukon Territory, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Newfoundland, Nunavut >>[/blocks]
Comes out to:
[blocks]<<
Ontario, Quebecker, Nava skotia, New Brunswick, Nava skotia, Manitoba, British Columbia, Prince Edward Island, Yukon, Alberta, saskattshevan, nunavut in the world >>[/blocks]
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#95 2010-04-03 18:54:43
- Adventurest1
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- Registered: 2009-10-03
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Re: Bad Translator!
Lol
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#96 2010-04-06 11:28:59
- videogame9
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- Registered: 2008-05-12
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Re: Bad Translator!
'My cat is named Gus'
54 translations later...
'But director'
QUOTE OF THE RIGHT NOW: why are we arguing about dead babies? -videogame9
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#97 2010-04-06 11:34:41
- TheCatAndTheBanana
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Re: Bad Translator!
Hammer Bro."
...25 translations later we get:
"Hammer Brothers."
Not Bad.
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LOL
I can has cheeseburger?"
...25 translations later we get:
"Hamburg;"
Last edited by TheCatAndTheBanana (2010-04-06 11:36:52)
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#99 2010-04-06 14:25:25
- cheddargirl
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Re: Bad Translator!
Oh lawlz. After 54 translations:
"My name is CheddarGirl. I like cheese." = "To protect them, and cheese"
Apparently, the Hebrew. Macedonian, and Maltese translation are the ones that started throwing the translation off.
Everything is better when you add a little cheddar, because when you have cheese your life is at ease
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#100 2010-04-06 14:28:27
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cheddargirl wrote:
Oh lawlz. After 54 translations:
"My name is CheddarGirl. I like cheese." = "To protect them, and cheese"
Apparently, the Hebrew. Macedonian, and Maltese translation are the ones that started throwing the translation off.
When it gets to Bulgarian it usually gets messed up quite a bit.
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