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#26 2010-04-01 21:56:35
Re: Bad Translator!
Another one, you say:
"Hello, nice to meet you"
54
"Hi, I am very pleased"
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#27 2010-04-01 21:57:47
Re: Bad Translator!
"My pet rat died" (No not really)
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"You have to kill violent"
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#28 2010-04-01 22:00:31
- ScratchGamer417
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- Registered: 2009-12-11
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Re: Bad Translator!
"Cleavage is the tendency of a mineral to break along smooth planes parallel to zones of weak bonding."
...25 translations later we get:
"Car lights on the metal surface is not a problem."
LAWLZ!
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#29 2010-04-01 22:02:32
- ScratchGamer417
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2009-12-11
- Posts: 500+
Re: Bad Translator!
Original text:
"Inspired by the great success of Black History Month, a number of US Governors have issued proclamations declaring April to be Jazz Appreciation Month in their states. “The purpose of Jazz Appreciation Month is to draw attention to the extraordinary"
...25 translations later we get:
"Inspired by the success of Black History Month, Bush said in April Jazz clean. He said: "Mr. President, the state of emergency awareness growing recognition"
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#30 2010-04-01 22:05:50
Re: Bad Translator!
I hate cheese"
...54 translations later we get:
"Cheese me"
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#31 2010-04-01 22:07:05
- shamrocker
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- Registered: 2009-03-19
- Posts: 1000+
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It is April Fools Day
54 trans. Later...
This is a good day
respect the oxford comma
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#33 2010-04-01 22:17:28
Re: Bad Translator!
"I will eat you tomorrow."
...54 translations later we get:
"Unconscious"
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#34 2010-04-01 22:30:14
- Kileymeister
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- Registered: 2008-04-17
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Bad Translator!
Come alive with Pepsi Cola! (Pepsi ad slogan)
To...
Get a life, with Pepsi Cola!
Last edited by Kileymeister (2010-04-01 22:30:26)
I'm back, and showcasing two new* projects! Click left or right on the image below to see!
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#35 2010-04-01 22:33:09
- technoguyx
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- Registered: 2008-10-18
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Bad Translator!
Kileymeister wrote:
Get a life, with Pepsi Cola!
LOL
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#36 2010-04-01 22:38:42
Re: Bad Translator!
Kileymeister wrote:
Get a life, with Pepsi Cola!
That's the best one in this thread.
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"hello world"
...55 translations later we get:
"霍拉坦克"
I think it forgot to translate it back.
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I'm taking a break from Scratch until 2.0 comes out. Any messages sent between then and now probably won't be read - sorry.
(Oct. 20, 2011)
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#37 2010-04-01 23:34:08
Re: Bad Translator!
"April Fools' Day or All Fools' Day is a day celebrated in various countries on April 1. The day is marked by the commission of hoaxes and other practical jokes of varying sophistication on friends, family members, enemies, and neighbors."
becomes...
"April Fools' Day or days held in many countries today, 1 day silly friends and family violence from nearby enemies and events."
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#38 2010-04-01 23:40:39
- AnonymousTom
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- Registered: 2010-03-19
- Posts: 100+
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Weird... Absolutely absurd. This reminds me of when I was speaking to Cleverbot.
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#40 2010-04-02 01:38:59
Re: Bad Translator!
A text in another language:
"ich habe ein Projekt programmiert und will es hochladen. Ich klicke auf "Dieses Projekt im Internet veröffentlichen", gebe die Daten ein und klicke auf OK. Plötzlich kommt folgende Fehlermeldung:" (German)
54 translations later...
"Software center in Zurich, eulvihan Takashi toshikatsu also many cultural heritage projects, such as dark areas on earth 拉 world - North Dakota Secretary of Reporting, contact'll."
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#41 2010-04-02 02:25:15
- frogger3140
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- Registered: 2008-12-15
- Posts: 500+
Re: Bad Translator!
I got a weird persuasive message with Bad Translator:
"worst translator in the world"
...54 translations later we get:
"Look at the world's poor"
I got another message and cake:
"The cake is a lie. I'll never play Portal again! I WANT MY CAKE NOW!"
...54 translations later we get:
"Make this cake! Now in my kitchen."
...54 translations later we get:
"Cake! Here in the kitchen."
Last edited by frogger3140 (2010-04-02 02:32:44)
Woo, even better minecraft clone! | I feel that programming is better than animation, because you can interact with games but not animations.
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#45 2010-04-02 07:27:25
Re: Bad Translator!
Original text:
"hello world"
...54 translations later we get:
"Welcome"
...54 translations later we get:
"Come."
...54 translations later we get:
"Open"
Hello World -> Open
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#47 2010-04-02 07:46:05
Re: Bad Translator!
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
10 translations later:
How much wood marmot marmot when Charles Wood Charles
25:
Tree, and when Charles Wood Charles dormouse dormouse
54:
"Tsharuzvddotsharuzurattoratto trees."
LOL what is up with this translator?
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#48 2010-04-02 08:43:04
Re: Bad Translator!
"Bob decided to walk to the park."
...54 translations later we get:
"Every picnic in the park was created."
and
"Bob likes hot dogs. Do you like hot dogs?"
...54 translations later we get:
"Bean is eager to New types of dogs."
Also, for the hot dog one, the whole thing is interesting:
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AFRIKAANS : Bob hou van warm honde. Het jy 'n warm honde? Back to ENGLISH : Bob likes hot dogs. Have a hot dog? ALBANIAN : Bob pëlqen qentë e nxehtë. Keni një qen të nxehtë? Back to ENGLISH : Bob likes hot dogs. Have a hot dog? ARABIC : بوب يحب الكلاب الساخنة. لديك كلب الساخنة؟ Back to ENGLISH : Bob likes hot dogs. You have a hot dog? BELARUSIAN : Боб любіць хот-доги. У вас ёсць хот-доги? Back to ENGLISH : Bob likes hot dogs. Do you have a hot dog? BULGARIAN : Боб се интересува от хот-дога. Имате ли хот-дог? Back to ENGLISH : Bob likes hot dogs. Do you have a hot dog? CATALAN : Bob li agraden els gossos calents. Té un gos calent? Back to ENGLISH : Bob likes hot dogs. Have a hot dog? CHINESE : 鲍勃喜欢热狗。有热狗？ Back to ENGLISH : Bob likes hot dogs. A hot dog? CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 鲍勃喜欢热狗。一个热狗？ Back to ENGLISH : Bob likes hot dogs. A hot dog? CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 鮑勃喜歡熱狗。一個熱狗？ Back to ENGLISH : Bob likes hot dogs. A hot dog? CROATIAN : Bob voli hot-dog. Faca? Back to ENGLISH : Bob likes hot dogs. Awesomeness? CZECH : Bob má rád párky v rohlíku. Awesomeness? Back to ENGLISH : Bob likes hot dogs. Awesomeness? DANISH : Bob kan lide hotdogs. Awesomeness? Back to ENGLISH : Bob likes hot dogs. Awesomeness? DUTCH : Bob houdt van hot dogs. Awesomeness? Back to ENGLISH : Bob likes hot dogs. Awesomeness? ENGLISH : Bob likes hot dogs. Awesomeness? Back to ENGLISH : Bob likes hot dogs. Awesomeness? ESTONIAN : Bob meeldib kuuma koera. Awesomeness? Back to ENGLISH : Bob likes hot dogs. Awesomeness? FILIPINO : Bob kagustuhan hot dogs. Awesomeness? Back to ENGLISH : Bob likes hot dogs. Awesomeness? FINNISH : Bob tykkää makkarasta. Ihanuutta? Back to ENGLISH : Bob likes hot dogs. Just New? FRENCH : Bob aime les hot-dogs. Tout neuf? Back to ENGLISH : Bob likes hot dogs. Any new? GALICIAN : Bob gusta de cachorros-quentes. Calquera novo? Back to ENGLISH : Bob likes hot dogs. Any new? GERMAN : Bob liebt Hot Dogs. Jede neue? Back to ENGLISH : Bob likes hot dogs. Any new? GREEK : Bob αρέσει χοτ ντογκ. Οποιαδήποτε νέα; Back to ENGLISH : Bob likes hot dogs. Any news? HEBREW : בוב אוהב נקניקיות. יש חדשות? Back to ENGLISH : Bob likes hot dogs. Any news? HINDI : बॉब गर्म कुत्तों पसंद करती है. कोई समाचार? Back to ENGLISH : Bob likes hot dogs. Any news? HUNGARIAN : Bob szereti a hot dog. Valami hír? Back to ENGLISH : Bob likes hot dogs. Any news? ICELANDIC : Bubbi vill pulsur. Allir fréttir? Back to ENGLISH : Bob wants hot dogs. Any news? INDONESIAN : Bob ingin hot dog. Ada kabar? Back to ENGLISH : Bob wanted a hot dog. Any news? IRISH : Bob theastaigh madra te. Aon scéal? Back to ENGLISH : Bob wanted a hot dog. Any news? ITALIAN : Bob voleva un hot dog. Ci sono novità? Back to ENGLISH : Bob wanted a hot dog. Any news? JAPANESE : ボブはホットドッグを望んでいた。すべてのニュース？ Back to ENGLISH : Bob wanted a hot dog. All the news? KOREAN : 밥 핫도그 싶었어요. 모든 소식은? Back to ENGLISH : Bob wanted a hot dog. Any news? LATVIAN : Bobs gribēja cīsiņš. Jebkurš jaunumi? Back to ENGLISH : Bob wanted hot dog. Any news? LITHUANIAN : Bob norėjo dešrainis. Bet koks naujienų? Back to ENGLISH : Bob wanted hot dog. Any news? MACEDONIAN : Боб сакаше виршла. Некои новости? Back to ENGLISH : Bob loved the hot dog. Some news? MALAY : Bob menyukai hot dog. Beberapa berita? Back to ENGLISH : Bob likes hot dogs. Some news? MALTESE : Bob jħobb hot dogs. Xi aħbarijiet? Back to ENGLISH : Bob likes hot dogs. Any news? NORWEGIAN : Bob liker pølser. Noen nyheter? Back to ENGLISH : Bob likes hot dogs. Some news? PERSIAN : باب دوست دارد سگ گرم است. برخی از اخبار؟ Back to ENGLISH : Bob likes hot dogs. Some news? POLISH : Bob lubi hot-dogi. Niektóre wiadomości? Back to ENGLISH : Bob likes hot dogs. Some news? PORTUGUESE : Bob gosta de cachorros-quentes. Alguma notícia? Back to ENGLISH : Bob likes hot dogs. Any news? ROMANIAN : Bob place hot dog. Orice veste? Back to ENGLISH : Bob likes hot dogs. Any news? RUSSIAN : Боб любит хот-доги. Какие новости? Back to ENGLISH : Bob likes hot dogs. What news? SERBIAN : Боб воли виршле. Шта вести? Back to ENGLISH : Bob likes hot dogs. What news? SLOVAK : Bob má rád párky v rožku. Čo je nové? Back to ENGLISH : Bob likes the sausage dog. What's new? SLOVENIAN : Bob všeč klobasa psa. Kaj je novega? Back to ENGLISH : Bob liked the sausage dog. What's new? SPANISH : Bob le gustaba el perro salchicha. ¿Qué hay de nuevo? Back to ENGLISH : Bob liked the dachshund. What's New? SWAHILI : Bob walipenda ya dachshund. What's New? Back to ENGLISH : Bob liked the dachshund. What's New? SWEDISH : Bob gillade tax. Vad är nytt? Back to ENGLISH : Bob liked the dachshund. What's new? TAGALOG : Bob nagustuhan ang mga uri ng aso. Ano ang bago? Back to ENGLISH : Bob liked the kind of dog. What's new? THAI : Bob ชอบชนิดของสุนัข มีอะไรใหม่ Back to ENGLISH : Bob likes the type of dog is something new. TURKISH : Bob yeni bir şey köpek türünü seviyor. Back to ENGLISH : Bob likes something new type of dog. UKRAINIAN : Боб любить що-то новий вид собаки. Back to ENGLISH : Bob loves the new kind of dog. VIETNAMESE : Bob rất thích các loại mới của chó. Back to ENGLISH : Bob is very interested in new types of dogs. WELSH : Bob yn awyddus iawn i fathau newydd o gŵn. Back to ENGLISH : Bob is eager to new types of dogs. YIDDISH : באָב איז לאָעט צו ניו טייפּס פון הינט. Back to ENGLISH : Bean is eager to New types of dogs.
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