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#1 2010-04-01 10:14:53
- PinballFreak1969
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Something Important
People, listen -- this is important. Did you read it in the newspaper this morning? Scientists discovered how to FLY.
You tear the feathers off a flightless bird, such as a chicken, and get scotch tape. Then you tape the feathers to your tongue. Start wagging your tongue. Don't stop. Jump out the window with your tongue wagging. You must be wearing a pink torn shirt, a clown nose, and baggy rubber pants for it to work.
It's fun!
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#3 2010-04-01 10:18:35
- PinballFreak1969
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Re: Something Important
You did. It was also in the news that it only works 50% of the time. If you wear dark pink it never works. If you wear bright pink it's 50-50 chance. If you wear bright pink with sickly yellow polka dots it's maybe about 60%.
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#5 2010-04-01 11:40:21
- PinballFreak1969
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Re: Something Important
Be careful.
If you do it wrong you could become a purple hippo.
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#7 2010-04-01 11:53:30
- Lord-Sprites
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Re: Something Important
Doody wrote:
hmnwilson wrote:
Cool! I just tried it, and it works! I'm never using an airplane again.
Did you enjoy having feathers in your mouth?
Did you enjoy missing the calendar?
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#8 2010-04-01 12:29:47
Re: Something Important
I hate april fools day.
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#9 2010-04-01 17:42:32
- TheGenius95
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Re: Something Important
PinballFreak1969 wrote:
People, listen -- this is important. Did you read it in the newspaper this morning? Scientists discovered how to FLY.
You tear the feathers off a flightless bird, such as a chicken, and get scotch tape. Then you tape the feathers to your tongue. Start wagging your tongue. Don't stop. Jump out the window with your tongue wagging. You must be wearing a pink torn shirt, a clown nose, and baggy rubber pants for it to work.
It's fun!
I completely, 100% believe you. Of course people can fly, if they try.
APRIL FOOLS! I don't believe you, people can't fly!
^ Oooh, shiny!
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