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#1 2010-03-27 18:32:56
joke thread
thread for jokes!
I get a quest, and then I am told, by the way you fail
so there is this one young kid criminal, and so he is in the park of new york, then he sees a guy say "I'm mugging you!" and then beats the guy he's mugging with a mug, so the little kid criminal never sees a criminal mug someone ever again, then when he's older, he goes up to a citizen, the criminal with a telescope, and the criminal says, "I'm telescoping you!", and whacks the citizen with the telescope.
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#2 2010-03-27 18:43:59
- TheGenius95
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Re: joke thread
Did you get the "by the way you fail" one from Percy Jackson? lol
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#3 2010-03-27 18:46:20
Re: joke thread
(answers @ bottom)
1.How do you kill a blue elephant?
2.How do you kill a pink elephant?
Answers:
1.You use a blue elephant gun.
2. You choke the pink elephant until he turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
@TheGenius95: probably. 
Last edited by Greenboi (2010-03-27 18:48:24)
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#4 2010-03-27 18:47:46
- demosthenes
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Re: joke thread
This seems a lot like a text-based game. . .
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#5 2010-03-27 18:48:06
- floatingmagictree
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Re: joke thread
DarkMark's jokes aren't that funny.
Most jokes I know are too inappropriate for this site, so I won't share.
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#8 2010-03-27 19:16:12
- TheGenius95
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Re: joke thread
demosthenes wrote:
This seems a lot like a text-based game. . .
Well, it's not. It's just a joke thread. 
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#9 2010-03-28 09:49:33
Re: joke thread
Q:What makes more noise than a cat up a tree?
A:Two cats up a tree.
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#10 2010-03-28 09:55:37
- TheGenius95
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Re: joke thread
Q: Why couldn't Mozart find his friend?
A: He was hidin'! (Haydan)
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#11 2010-03-28 14:27:34
Re: joke thread
Bump
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#12 2010-03-28 22:24:37
- PinballFreak1969
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Re: joke thread
The worst jokes ever:
Q: Say "nose".
A: You have just said "nose".
Q: Why did the bridge cross the road?
A: Because it wanted to buy a candy bar.
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#13 2010-03-29 21:34:10
Re: joke thread
If you've ever read the Bible you'll get this one. Jesus says " Whoever has no sins throw the largest stone." None did. Five minutes later a huge boulder comes crashing down. So Jesus says " Ma, you don't have to gloat!"
When cakes are abundant, and llamas are the new camels, is when I will beleave that children are part of the federal oompaloompa society
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#14 2010-03-30 08:05:17
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Why did the ant cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off, and the rooster got mad at the chicken and quit.
Now only using this account to post in Miscellaneous, but when Miss_Webgal becomes a Scratcher I'm ditching this account.
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#15 2010-04-01 07:25:28
Re: joke thread
This is more like a Text-Based Game.
Next time, please keep games like this in the Text-Based Games forum.
Thank you for your time.
http://scratch.mit.edu/tbgforums/index.php
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#17 2010-04-01 14:55:33
- Pocket-Emo
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Re: joke thread
One day in band the percussion section could not get any of their parts right. The director stopped them and goes "you know what they do when you can't play a real instrument? ... Give you two sticks put you in the back and call you a drummer." Then one of the percussionists shouted back "and when you're too dumb to hold on to those sticks they take one away, put you in the front and call you a director
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#18 2010-04-01 15:02:01
- floatingmagictree
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Re: joke thread
Doody wrote:
This is more like a Text-Based Game.
Next time, please keep games like this in the Text-Based Games forum.
Thank you for your time.
http://scratch.mit.edu/tbgforums/index.php
Don't be a mini mod. Reporting is just enough.
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#20 2010-04-02 10:16:29
Re: joke thread
Doody wrote:
This is more like a Text-Based Game.
Next time, please keep games like this in the Text-Based Games forum.
Thank you for your time.
http://scratch.mit.edu/tbgforums/index.php
...you're not a mod...
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#21 2010-04-02 10:52:31
- Paddle2See
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Re: joke thread
somelia wrote:
Doody wrote:
This is more like a Text-Based Game.
Next time, please keep games like this in the Text-Based Games forum.
Thank you for your time.
http://scratch.mit.edu/tbgforums/index.php...you're not a mod...
Maybe not...but I think I agree 
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