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Someone give me 10 reasons why pirates are better than ninjas, I would like to see someone try, rather than just saying that they are.

Well if its by the sea Pirates will win by land Ninjas will dominate..

Ninjas are more skilled and way cooler. You who I'm voting for. 

NINJAS definitly

5 reasons why Ninjas PWN Pirates:

1.) Ninjas are extremely quick on their feet. It is rather hard to hit a quickly moving target with an inaccurate flintlock pistol, even when you're sober.

2.) Ninjas are masters of stealth. No one can beat someone who kills you before you know they're even near you.

3.) Ninjas have an arsenal of weapons that very few warriors can stand up against: ninja-to, kamas, kusarigama, shurikens, naginata, darts, bo staff, sai, jutte, black eggs(I'd like to see a pirate shoot straight with his eyes full of crushed glass and peppers), etc...

4.) Ninjas own in sword combat. They avoid locking blades, so even if the pirate is stronger, ninjas just reverse the blade, slide down the opponent's sword, and slice the neck. Also, exotic melee weapons like the kamas or kusarigama would be very foreign to the pirate. In short, the ninja pwns pirates at melee combat.

5.) Ninjas do not only use melee weapons. They are masters of the shurken, as well as poison darts and throwing knives. Even heavily armed samurai could be taken out with a poison dart in the eye. A half dressed drunken pirate doesn't stand a chance.

monkeygrrl98 wrote:

I may have to make a battle game/animation of ninja monkeys vs parrots that are pirates

Totally do it!! (the ninjas will win, right?)

Ninjas are way better than pirates. First, if a pirate even sees a ninja, he'll not even know what it is and, even if they're sober, probably think it's the devil come to kill him. Second, if any of you have ever watched Naruto, you'll know that a ninja could pwn anything that stands his/her's way. And on the issue of pirates having guns, well, a pirate only has 1 shot to use the gun, cause then it'll take about a minute to reload it. That's more than enough time for the ninja to kill him. I'll bet anything that 1 ninja could take a whole ship of pirates. No, make that 2 ships. Even if the pirates had cannons. Ninjas rule!!!!   

Ninjas are able to plan out their situation, a pirate just bumbles in like an ogre hoping his guns and cannons will work for him.  The ninja will make sure the pirate didn't even know they were there.

JeffreySterling wrote:

I encourage all viewers to create an NvP scratch project, proving that one is better than another.

GO!

Ninjas. Always go with Ninjas...

Ninja pirate monkeys durr

JeffreySterling wrote:

Ace-of-Spades wrote:

Dazachi wrote:

It is not like they can aim the guns.

What useless, incorrect information you've got there.

XD Oh come one everyone! I can't believe there is so much confusion here! NO ONE CAN BEAT A NINJA! Ninjas are everywhere and can fight with ANY object! Even if pirates can aim guns, ninja can catch bullets in their teeth or block them with their bare hands. Anyway, guns are unsportsmanlike. No self respecting ninja would be caught dead with a gun in his hand. Also, ninjas can dissapear at any moment! I would like to see a pirate try to do that!

BTW, I still like pirates though, I just like ninjas better! 

Unsportsmanlike? their pirates, not saints

Trekkie210 wrote:

Spartans. 

Even pirates could beat spartans... but ninjas beat them all