Scratch

I'll be an author.

I can type random stories like this?
Everything is acting strange... I have a fuzzy recollection of how it started... All I can remember now is hiding in a bus while playing video games and hearing:
"IT ATE ADRESMH!!!"
   It was the giant plant that changed my life forever. Nothing would ever be the same, now that the menacing giant man-eating death trap is around. Not many people are left, only the ones who do not enjoy stepping on grass... At least the grass is healthy?
   We've tried everything to stop it... Nothing worked. When we were on the verge of killing it, it disappeared and popped up in another patch of grass... I think I remember what we tried once. Everybody got massive tubs of super glue to squirt on it and stick it to the ground. But when we got to the patch of grass it was in, nothing was left.
   We're not sure what to do next, since killing all of the grass in the world is not an option. We have no idea how it just appears randomly in grass patches, eating innocent bystanders. We have no idea how to stop it... That giant venus flytrap like plant with a round, red head covered in white spots... WIth a long, green stem...
   We may not know how to stop it, but somebody has suggested jumping on it's head while wearing a red cap. Who knows, it could work? But who will be the one to try... Not it!
In the end, the one who volunteered was a waffle. We don't know how it works, but the volunteer was a waffle. It put on the round, red cap. It stepped back slowly, preparing for what would happen next. It ran, as fast as it could! But it had no legs, so that was pretty slow. However, it jumped extremely high, at least ten feet. It was going to land on the plant thing's head! But would that stop it...

NOTTO BE CONTINUED

I could help write it; I have a blogger account 

iamrpk wrote:

juststickman wrote:

-generic post apocalyptic story, but with a giant plant-

YES! Brilliant! Like that! I only have one complaint:

Please refrain from mentioning inside jokes for scratchers only.

AWW. I was gonna write a few inside jokes... Anyway, time to write another short one (I'm gonna be writing a bunch of random stories to do with random stuff, lots of randomness often apocalyptic or post apocalyptic):

   Once upon a time, in a far away land called Scratch, there were many not-so-ordinary people. All was well in Scratch until something happened that changed it forever. It was a horrible turn for the worst, and very few survived. I am one of the survivors, and I'll tell you what happened.
   One day, we were all minding our own business when a small rabbit came. We ignored it, after all we had work to do. The rabbit suddenly got bigger and blue. And then it turned into a cat. Ignoring it was the worst thing some of us have ever done. Well, some of us have done worse things, but I'm not going into that now. Anyway, the blue cat grew wings and a tail... It put on a suit... And started randomly singing. The singing was so horrible that most of the people's heads exploded. The survivors war clutching their heads and running away from the terrible sound of that tone-deaf blue cat with wings and a tail. Then, a HUGE blue sword appeared in the cat's hand, and it went on a rampage.
   Nothing survived, houses were destroyed, people were eaten, food was put in the fridge (the one that has lasers in it, not the normal fridge). In the end, there was only one way to stop it. We all went up to it and gave it a score out of 10. It got a 1/10 from all of us. After that strange attempt to stop it, it began to cry and run away.
   We were saved! Apart from the fact that scratch was totally destroyed, almost everybody was eaten and there's no food left.

Ace-of-Spades wrote:

My head didn't explode because cards don't have ears

In that case you are one of the survivors that luckily dodged the sword.

Sadly, one of us that happens to have many magical powers was cleaved in half by the huge blue sword.only to glue his/herself back together

Meh, another one that's not got something to do with the end of the world.
   
   "There are almost 1000000 scratch projects now! Scratch becoming an extremely popular site! Back to you, Bob"
   "Thank you Bob. Anyway, more news about how cats are taking over the world after the break. You're watching the Bob channel!"
   "Try the new cereal, Bob flakes! The only cereal with flak in it! Now with 33% extra Bob! It's an explosion in your mouth!"
   "WE INTERRUPT THIS BROADCAST FOR URGENT NEWS. A NEW CAT HAS APPEARED, AND IT IS In A PERFECT AIR GUITAR POSE. STAY TUNED FOR MORE INFORMATION"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Beep<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Wow, this TV is boring. There's only one channel. I'm just sitting on the sofa, watching TV like every other day. This is really getting boring, I wish something would happen...
   "MEOWWWWWWWWWWWW"
Woah! A cat! When did that get here? It looks like it could be holding a guitar... Is this the cat on the news?
   "MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"
It just seems like a normal cat.
   "MEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"
A normal annoying cat.
    "MMMMEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"
A normal REALLY annoying cat.
   "IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Wait, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa----

...

Where am I? Why are there cats  in lab coats everywhere... Wait, I'm tied to a wall with yarn? Meh, not much more boring than staying at home.


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Ace-of-Spades wrote:

Archmage or Illusionist?

Neither.

Last edited by juststickman (2010-03-17 16:27:34)

Like who?

People don't just read random blogs out of nowhere (and by that I don't mean to be referring to the name of the blog).

samurai768 wrote:

Yay! I emailed u 

YAY!

I think I can post now.

iamrpk wrote:

Dazachi wrote:

I think I can post now.

Yay! 

I did it.