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steppenwulf · 2010-02-19 20:17:14

Today my little brother (9) and my little sister (7) got their white belts in Karate! My other little brother (4) is getting his white belt this Monday. big_smile I'm proud of them.

Ace-of-Spades · 2010-02-19 20:30:14

Bah. Karate.

Real men sit at the computer all day like me.

adriangl · 2010-02-19 20:31:44

I have a black belt, not kidding. After 6 horrible years tongue

Ace-of-Spades · 2010-02-19 20:41:57

I have a black belt that goes great with my black jean pants.

08jackt · 2010-02-19 21:07:53

NINJA

Dazachi · 2010-02-19 21:12:27

08jackt wrote:
NINJA

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Lol!

fg123 · 2010-02-19 21:15:27

I have a blackbelt in Fluke. The martial arts learned by Polareons.

Dazachi · 2010-02-19 21:17:00

Well anyways, congratulations to your siblings!
I remember when I use to take karate. A long time ago. It was sometimes fun. But not always.

By the way, 1 post to 1000!!! ZOMG!!!

steppenwulf · 2010-02-19 22:16:27

I would learn Karate, but Karate stinks compared to Way of the Fist. Way of the Fist was invented by Bruce Lee btw, and it's the best martial art in the world imo.

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Paradox · 2010-02-19 22:35:33

So, now you can't mess with your little brothers or they would beat you up lol
I myself dabble in kar-ah-tey
Not that I'm any good at it.

adriangl · 2010-02-19 23:51:18

Oh, yeah, other stuff. I have a black belt in karate, brown belt in kempo, 2 ranks in ju-jitsu, and a red belt in Tae Kwon Do.

Ace-of-Spades · 2010-02-20 00:08:02

I've learned Kung Fu from a personal tutor, and I'm pretty sure he was an old government army ninja (also he could run up the walls and stuff). I can never do much though, only that splitting a 3cm thick wooden block with two fingers thing (which has no application in real fights whatsoever.)

martianshark · 2010-02-20 00:31:06

You don't have to do anything to get your white belt! :-/

adriangl · 2010-02-20 00:46:38

Ace-of-Spades wrote:
I've learned Kung Fu from a personal tutor, and I'm pretty sure he was an old government army ninja (also he could run up the walls and stuff). I can never do much though, only that splitting a 3cm thick wooden block with two fingers thing (which has no application in real fights whatsoever.)

Heh, I had to learn to use the side of my foot to break boards and then my instructor told me "Don't use it in fights" tongue

steppenwulf · 2010-02-20 08:56:15

adriangl wrote:
Oh, yeah, other stuff. I have a black belt in karate, brown belt in kempo, 2 ranks in ju-jitsu, and a red belt in Tae Kwon Do.

Nice tongue

The-Whiz · 2010-02-20 08:57:25

I probably should learn karate... I need a way to defend myself. tongue

jukyter · 2010-02-20 10:35:34

I have a multicoloured belt in jukyterate!!! big_smile

BWOG · 2010-02-20 11:04:15

The-Whiz wrote:
I probably should learn karate... I need a way to defend myself.

lol

Angry mobs at your front door or something?

gershmer · 2010-02-20 11:06:02

Ace-of-Spades wrote:
Real men sit at the computer all day like me.

Amen.

Ace-of-Spades · 2010-02-20 13:14:52

adriangl wrote:
Ace-of-Spades wrote:
I've learned Kung Fu from a personal tutor, and I'm pretty sure he was an old government army ninja (also he could run up the walls and stuff). I can never do much though, only that splitting a 3cm thick wooden block with two fingers thing (which has no application in real fights whatsoever.)
Heh, I had to learn to use the side of my foot to break boards and then my instructor told me "Don't use it in fights"

Actually, the 2 finger thing is for pressure points (but everyone has some differences, so I would have to measure someone and do math with their weight and height to figure out how to knock them out. And I doubt the people I'm fighting would let me do that.

You guys will probably never get in real fights, though.

Louis2018 · 2010-02-20 13:45:58

I have a white belt and two stripes. Two more classes and I have another stripe.

adriangl · 2010-02-20 13:46:48

Ace-of-Spades wrote:
adriangl wrote:
Ace-of-Spades wrote:
I've learned Kung Fu from a personal tutor, and I'm pretty sure he was an old government army ninja (also he could run up the walls and stuff). I can never do much though, only that splitting a 3cm thick wooden block with two fingers thing (which has no application in real fights whatsoever.)
Heh, I had to learn to use the side of my foot to break boards and then my instructor told me "Don't use it in fights"
Actually, the 2 finger thing is for pressure points (but everyone has some differences, so I would have to measure someone and do math with their weight and height to figure out how to knock them out. And I doubt the people I'm fighting would let me do that.

You guys will probably never get in real fights, though.

Definitely. And I have been in a fight before where I used the two-finger technique. I was fighting a small guy, so I tried the neck and the left rib, and he was down smile

Ace-of-Spades · 2010-02-20 14:37:31

Well if someone's shorter then you, a knee to the center is the best option. But I mean like a real street fight. Have you ever heard of Blade-Jitsu? (go to the scratch wiki, lol) There's that hidden weapon technique.

adriangl · 2010-02-20 14:41:24

Ace-of-Spades wrote:
Well if someone's shorter then you, a knee to the center is the best option. But I mean like a real street fight. Have you ever heard of Blade-Jitsu? (go to the scratch wiki, lol) There's that hidden weapon technique.

Yeah, it was just a regular fight. And I know what blade-jitsu is...

Ace-of-Spades · 2010-02-20 14:47:28

The last time I got into a fight was last year when I fractured my hand punching this fat brick wall kid. I won (he fell backwards and hit his head on an actual brick wall) but it hurt a lot.

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