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#28 2010-02-15 04:37:04
Re: How to fail your Science Class!
Well i have the best idea of all as i got fail in grade 7th the teacher asked whats an atom and i wrote the String Theory Model of atom (read at internet 2 days ago of test) the teacher cried in understanding it and gave me 0 on that answer although it was 100% true. Same with each and every question as the chapter was matter in our surrounding and universe .
In a Question (I hardly remember) What is Star ??
My answer : Stars are sphere of gas powered by Hydrogen Fusion reaction in which Hydrogen fuses to give heavier helium , and when this hydrogen ends .....
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].....Black Hole or if its too (1billion times solar mass) big it does a HYPERNOVA and falls in a supermassive Blackhole.
The teacher gave me 1 / 10 for this answer 
although more then he wanted .
Morale of this BORING STORY :
Write More of u are asked
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#29 2010-02-15 04:46:25
Re: How to fail your Science Class!
fanofcena wrote:
Well i have the best idea of all as i got fail in grade 7th the teacher asked whats an atom and i wrote the String Theory Model of atom (read at internet 2 days ago of test) the teacher cried in understanding it and gave me 0 on that answer although it was 100% true. Same with each and every question as the chapter was matter in our surrounding and universe .
In a Question (I hardly remember) What is Star ??
My answer : Stars are sphere of gas powered by Hydrogen Fusion reaction in which Hydrogen fuses to give heavier helium , and when this hydrogen ends .....
.[Removed to Save Time
The teacher gave me 1 / 10 for this answer
Morale of this BORING STORY :
Write More of u are asked
wat.
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#30 2010-02-15 05:03:08
Re: How to fail your Science Class!
08jackt wrote:
fanofcena wrote:
Well i have the best idea of all as i got fail in grade 7th the teacher asked whats an atom and i wrote the String Theory Model of atom (read at internet 2 days ago of test) the teacher cried in understanding it and gave me 0 on that answer although it was 100% true. Same with each and every question as the chapter was matter in our surrounding and universe .
In a Question (I hardly remember) What is Star ??
My answer : Stars are sphere of gas powered by Hydrogen Fusion reaction in which Hydrogen fuses to give heavier helium , and when this hydrogen ends .....
.[Removed to Save Time
The teacher gave me 1 / 10 for this answer
Morale of this BORING STORY :
Write More of u are askedwat.
Simple Write over to your classes knowledge and u will simply get failed
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#31 2010-02-15 06:40:32
Re: How to fail your Science Class!
That doesn't work some of the time.
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#32 2010-02-15 08:19:54
- Ace-of-Spades
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Re: How to fail your Science Class!
It's because science teachers look for the exact simple correct answer, not some story where the answer might be in there.
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#33 2010-02-15 11:13:17
Re: How to fail your Science Class!
TheSaint wrote:
3. Use good test taking strategies! Four sided dice have never failed! After all, thats how the teacher makes the test, right? Even better, buy a cyrstal ball for the test taking days! It can never fail!
4. Be creative in Labs Creativity is important! why mix the blue chemical and the black chemical? You will just get more black. Mix the yellow, blue and a dollop of black for mice painting fun! Also, the more explosions, burns, mutations and fumes inhaled, the Better! And if you miss a lab, be sure to make it up after school, so you can one-on0one time with the teacher that they will surely appreciate.
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#34 2010-02-17 20:57:17
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Re: How to fail your Science Class!
floatingmagictree wrote:
juststickman wrote:
VolknerN7Xfish wrote:
im in 3rd grade so this dosen't really make sense to me...... 3 and 4 are positive.
Instead of COD4,(whatever that is) put Sonic the hedgehog. the original. it would make more sense to me.Would make sense to me if I was in first grade.
explanation:
Number three is saying use a dice to pick which letter you answer in multiple choice quizzes (4 sided dice, and 4 possible answers).
Number four is saying don't follow instructions...
My opinion:
COD4 is Way better than sonic the hedgehog. I've always thought that.Heck, that Dora the Explorer game that my cousin got for his 4th birthday is better than sonic.
Jeez! What's wrong with sonic games,with the exeption of the cursed game sonic R...... Makes sence to me!
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#35 2010-02-17 21:46:26
- shamrocker
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Re: How to fail your Science Class!
thats true.
respect the oxford comma
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#36 2010-02-18 09:54:06
Re: How to fail your Science Class!
GirWaffles64 wrote:
samurai768 wrote:
Ace-of-Spades wrote:
What is 'Dora the Explorer'?
???
You're kidding right? She's like the most annoying childhood character of all time.Shh... let him enjoy the time he doesn't know about.... her...
Hate to break it to you. Left normal. Right tween. I'm not kidding about the tween version. Two years ago they made it...
cause a bird and a fish could fall in love/but where would they live?
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#37 2010-02-18 10:00:15
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jukyter wrote:
GirWaffles64 wrote:
samurai768 wrote:
???
You're kidding right? She's like the most annoying childhood character of all time.Shh... let him enjoy the time he doesn't know about.... her...
http://cdn.thefrisky.com/images/uploads/dora_c.jpg
Hate to break it to you. Left normal. Right tween. I'm not kidding about the tween version. Two years ago they made it...
I saw a commercial for Dora Links. its some online game about tween dora's hometown.
What is the world coming to?
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#38 2010-02-18 12:07:41
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Re: How to fail your Science Class!
Getting a bit off topic with the Dora posts...
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#39 2010-02-18 15:26:15
Re: How to fail your Science Class!
I agree with Paddle. Please, stay on topic.
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#40 2010-02-18 16:25:58
Re: How to fail your Science Class!
VolknerN7Xfish wrote:
im in 3rd grade so this dosen't really make sense to me...... 3 and 4 are positive.
Instead of COD4,(whatever that is) put Sonic the hedgehog. the original. it would make more sense to me.
Oh... Shoot me!!!
Anyway, many people in my class seem to be following this cool instructions. And guess what... IT WORKS!
Thanks for helping them
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Doesn't know what COD4 is...
if you're creative, and enjoy world-building and character-making.
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#41 2010-02-18 21:15:04
Re: How to fail your Science Class!
Oramis wrote:
Doesn't know what COD4 is...
Call of Duty-4:Modern Warfare. A game for the X-box 360.
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#42 2010-02-19 12:20:56
Re: How to fail your Science Class!
samurai768 wrote:
juststickman wrote:
samurai768 wrote:
LOL, my lil' sister got the same game for her 5th birthday. She made me help her beat it XDWow. Seriously? 0.0
Yesh.
O' Rlly? ☻
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#45 2010-02-19 15:14:34
Re: How to fail your Science Class!
The-Whiz wrote:
MathWizz wrote:
TheSaint wrote:
I have seen: 20, 12,10, 8, 6, and 4 sided dice. 2 sided is a penny.
A penny is three sided.
Technically... To have a 2-sided dice you'd need an infinitely thin plane.
Depending on what you consider a side. A sphere has 1 side not a plane.
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#46 2010-02-19 16:01:56
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Re: How to fail your Science Class!
A sphere with a cutout hole through it is 2 sided.
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#47 2010-02-19 16:55:20
Re: How to fail your Science Class!
Ace-of-Spades wrote:
A sphere with a cutout hole through it is 2 sided.
Or, a hemisphere. Win!
Apparently my AP Bio teacher was a creationist. 0_o
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#48 2010-03-03 16:49:18
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Re: How to fail your Science Class!
How to fail science class: Never show up
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#49 2010-03-03 19:26:56
- Ace-of-Spades
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Re: How to fail your Science Class!
TheSaint wrote:
Ace-of-Spades wrote:
A sphere with a cutout hole through it is 2 sided.
Or, a hemisphere. Win!
Apparently my AP Bio teacher was a creationist. 0_o
Hemisphere? Is that a half-sphere?
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#50 2010-03-03 20:00:24
- soupoftomato
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Re: How to fail your Science Class!
Ace-of-Spades wrote:
TheSaint wrote:
Ace-of-Spades wrote:
A sphere with a cutout hole through it is 2 sided.
Or, a hemisphere. Win!
Apparently my AP Bio teacher was a creationist. 0_oHemisphere? Is that a half-sphere?
Yes. But, when you talk about the Earth's hemisphere, there's four.
Map creators:
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