Scratch

ScratchX wrote:

Penguingirl55 wrote:

Okay, post your embarrassing stories here. I didn't find a topic like this. So there.  Don't worry, we won't laugh unless you do.


Mine:

You know how on a keyboard, the 'i' and 'u' keys are so close together? I was talking to my friends in a chatroom and saying something about keeping a door shut. Well, my finger accidentally flew to the left when I was typing and.... you know. *.* They were yelling at me for a while. xD I'm suprised that Xat doesn't have filters for that.


(......Tell me if I should change this? 0.o)

Embarrassing stories are more like FML's.   
I'll post a FML.

Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML

I love FMLs. Although they are not all so appropriate.

Lucario621 wrote:

RHY3756547 wrote:

RobotKitty wrote:

Hm. Not really "Embarrassing" but here is my story.

So in the hallway in my school my Science teacher put up posters we made (There is like 200 of them and they are like a normal sheet of computer paper). So i'm walking around looking for mine and around the corner I have my Am. Studies class. I'm looking and i'm like "Oh well" so I turn to walk the corner, but i was about a foot off and I smashed into the wall because I was running so I wasn't tardy and I got a bloody nose XD So when i'm walking in the hall after Am. Studies and my poster has a smear of blood on it and i'm like "Oh there mine is". Then my Science teacher comes out and she is like "STOP RIGHT THERE YOU VANDAL". Then she takes my poster down and the next day in that spot is another poster that say "This poster ruined by: my name and the cause was: licking". So everyone is cracking up because she shows the class my ruined poster and the replacement.

Licking? I thought it was bleeding.

Exactly... that's why it's so funny.

Umm - ha ha?

I thought the white ones were usually boys and the black ones girls.

cocoanut wrote:

This.


http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/keyboards_a … usting.png

You read xkcd!?!?!?!?! 

cocoanut wrote:

demosthenes wrote:

cocoanut wrote:

This.


http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/keyboards_a … usting.png

You read xkcd!?!?!?!?! 

Who doesn't?

Who's xkcd?

I read some of it
I like that one where they make fun of that I love the whole world song and the guys like "I love your sister"

If you happen to understand it, it's absolutely hilarious.

Oh, what a coincidence. I just read all of xkcd and Dinosaur Comics today. The Dinosaur Comics parody by xkcd was gold.

Last edited by Ace-of-Spades (2010-02-12 20:11:04)

ScratchX wrote:

xkcd FAILS. Cyanide and Happiness OWNS.

Maybe you just don't don't understand it.


OOOOOO
DISSED

cocoanut wrote:

ScratchX wrote:

xkcd FAILS. Cyanide and Happiness OWNS.

Maybe you just don't don't understand it.


OOOOOO
DISSED

Wow, I feel so bad now...NOT!

cocoanut wrote:

ScratchX wrote:

cocoanut wrote:

Maybe you just don't don't understand it.


OOOOOO
DISSED

Wow, I feel so bad now...NOT!
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Pu … -15863.jpg

Actually I'm serious. You probably don't understand it. Because if you understand it, you'll find it absolutely hilarious.

I do understand it...I just read Cyanide and Happiness more often. I was just joking that xkcd fails. I never knew that saying that would make you so offended. I'm sorry.

ScratchX wrote:

I never knew that saying that would make you so offended. I'm sorry.

Either you're sincerely sorry or you're being devilishly sarcastic. Probably the latter, since it never really offended me anyway. Eh, just most people find xkcd funny and I happen to be one of them. [/canadian]