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#1 2010-01-26 21:22:35
- Half-Wolf-Leader
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Best Things You've Heard On The Internet
(and possibly real life)
Keep it clean, guys.
So I noticed the giant amount of unhappiness in the forums lately, and I thought I should give the forum a good laugh.
So I went on a random fanfiction generator and got this:
"With this," Control-C said and held out a Dead Refrigerator. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to spin."
Control-Y swallowed the Refrigerator at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to spin Softly. They spun like a burning red sun that blinds all who look upon it.. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
It literally asked for adjectives, nouns, extended similes and all that but didn't tell me how it would turn out. So I got quite the laugh when I saw what had happened.
Lol robots.
Post your awesome things, guys.
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#2 2010-01-26 21:32:26
- PlayWithFire
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- Registered: 2010-01-20
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Re: Best Things You've Heard On The Internet
http://thenewcool.wordpress.com/2008/08/07/5-cool-disease-names/ this is one of the funniest things i've seen on the internet.
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#3 2010-01-27 22:09:46
- shamrocker
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- Registered: 2009-03-19
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Re: Best Things You've Heard On The Internet
Hmm.. lets see....
Awww man. I can't post it. 
It haz a bad word in it. I CAN'T EVEN POST A LINK!!!
respect the oxford comma
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#4 2010-01-27 23:47:43
- throughthefire
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- Registered: 2009-07-09
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Re: Best Things You've Heard On The Internet
The Battle For The The Mall
On Mt Hood, Pie Jumped her The Mall. She had been busy with the The Mall for hours and now wanted nothing more than a furry cuddle or a EPIC massage from her lover AWESOMEER.
She said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden her funny AWESOMEER appeared at the door, grinning Quickly.
"Put down the The Mall," AWESOMEER said Cooly. "Unless you want me to Jump that The Mall on your Arm."
Pie put down the The Mall. She was KEWL. She had never seen AWESOMEER so awesome before and it made her crazy.
AWESOMEER picked up the The Mall, then withdrew a Washington DC from his Leg. "Don't be so KEWL," AWESOMEER said with an awesome grimace. "A Platypus bit my Head this morning, and everything became fuzzy. Now with this The Mall and this Washington DC I can Cooly rule the world!"
Pie clutched her Strange Head stangely. This was her lover, her funny AWESOMEER, now staring at her with an awesome Leg.
"Fight it!" Pie shouted. "The Platypus just wants the The Mall for his own funny devices! He doesn't love you, not the furry way I do!"
Pie could see AWESOMEER trembling stangely. Pie reached out her Arm and touched AWESOMEER's Leg Cooly. She was funny, so funny, but she knew only her Strange love for AWESOMEER would break the Platypus's spell.
Sure enough, AWESOMEER dropped the The Mall with a thunk. "Oh, Pie," he squealed. "I'm so furry, can you ever forgive me?"
But Pie had already moved on Mt Hood. Like an awesome Chuck Norris that kicks peoples teeth in, she pressed her Arm into AWESOMEER's Leg. And as they fell together in a fuzzy fit of love, the The Mall lay on the floor, crazy and forgotten.
I created a drabble LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Back. For now. Maybe.
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#6 2010-01-28 13:27:40
- juststickman
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Re: Best Things You've Heard On The Internet
Waffles.
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#8 2010-01-28 14:18:52
- juststickman
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Re: Best Things You've Heard On The Internet
jukyter wrote:
juststickman wrote:
Waffles.
You are addicted to waffels. Why?
Weird craving.... BTW you misspelt waffles.
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#9 2010-01-28 14:31:35
Re: Best Things You've Heard On The Internet
juststickman wrote:
jukyter wrote:
juststickman wrote:
Waffles.
You are addicted to waffels. Why?
Weird craving.... BTW you misspelt waffles.
I know. I did it on purpose to see if you'd notice! You did 
cause a bird and a fish could fall in love/but where would they live?
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#10 2010-01-28 15:25:44
- VolknerN7Xfish
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- Registered: 2009-12-15
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Re: Best Things You've Heard On The Internet
81 thing i didn't know.
Everything is better if you add Fish,Because when you have lightning,your life is frightning
lets punch captain crunch!
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#11 2010-01-28 19:11:16
- Half-Wolf-Leader
- Scratcher
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Re: Best Things You've Heard On The Internet
Awkward Zombie, every time I go there:
Bill Nye the Science Guy wrote:
One time i was talking to my friends in Media and the teacher caught me and said "Is there something youd like to announce to the class?", I went "yes", then stood up and said "the game" and sat down
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#12 2010-01-28 19:15:37
- littletonkslover
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Re: Best Things You've Heard On The Internet
Bill Nye is a really weird show O_o
That's the dark nature of capitalism. ~ Wonder Showzen
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#13 2010-01-28 19:30:51
- illusionist
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- Registered: 2008-07-02
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Re: Best Things You've Heard On The Internet
littletonkslover wrote:
Bill Nye is a really weird show O_o
My science teacher shows us that.
*Bill Nye the science guy* 
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#14 2010-01-28 20:27:39
- littletonkslover
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Re: Best Things You've Heard On The Internet
illusionist wrote:
littletonkslover wrote:
Bill Nye is a really weird show O_o
My science teacher shows us that.
*Bill Nye the science guy*
Ours too The theme song video is even weirder.
That's the dark nature of capitalism. ~ Wonder Showzen
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#15 2010-01-28 22:16:40
- illusionist
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Re: Best Things You've Heard On The Internet
littletonkslover wrote:
illusionist wrote:
littletonkslover wrote:
Bill Nye is a really weird show O_o
My science teacher shows us that.
*Bill Nye the science guy*Ours too
AAARRRGGGGGHHH!!!
scary spinning dinosaurs... 
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#17 2010-01-29 07:13:28
- floatingmagictree
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- Registered: 2008-10-21
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Re: Best Things You've Heard On The Internet
Pants on the Ground! Pants on the Ground! Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground!
http://www.scratch.mit.edu/ext/youtube/?v=yl_HvEHSlxQ
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#18 2010-01-29 10:38:26
Re: Best Things You've Heard On The Internet
floatingmagictree wrote:
Pants on the Ground! Pants on the Ground! Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground!
http://www.scratch.mit.edu/ext/youtube/?v=yl_HvEHSlxQ
wit yo gold in yo mouth
I host servers for money ya?
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#19 2010-01-29 15:33:28
- floatingmagictree
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Re: Best Things You've Heard On The Internet
lonwol wrote:
floatingmagictree wrote:
Pants on the Ground! Pants on the Ground! Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground!
http://www.scratch.mit.edu/ext/youtube/?v=yl_HvEHSlxQwit yo gold in yo mouth
Cap turned sideways.
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#21 2010-01-29 23:42:31
- technoguyx
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Re: Best Things You've Heard On The Internet
Maybe this: http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/dogheaven.asp
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#22 2010-01-30 09:27:18
Re: Best Things You've Heard On The Internet
lonwol wrote:
I'm really surprised no one posted this http://www.scratch.mit.edu/ext/youtube/?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
YouTube wrote:
This video contains content from Vevo, who has decided to block it in your country.
OMG!
cause a bird and a fish could fall in love/but where would they live?
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#23 2010-02-09 12:05:31
- Iwonaicee100
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- Registered: 2009-11-20
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Re: Best Things You've Heard On The Internet
floatingmagictree wrote:
lonwol wrote:
floatingmagictree wrote:
Pants on the Ground! Pants on the Ground! Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground!
http://www.scratch.mit.edu/ext/youtube/?v=yl_HvEHSlxQwit yo gold in yo mouth
Cap turned sideways.
pants hit da ground! call yourself a kool cat!
"Kindness is like a boomerang, When you throw it out, it comes right back!"
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