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#1 2010-02-06 08:24:05
How do your electrionic devices feel?
Your computer when someone clicks it 72 times to get it to work faster:
Uggggggggggggg, why do you need THIRTEEN internet windows?!
Wait you CHANGED YOUR MIND!
A power point? YOU WORK AT MCDONALDS!
You should have stayed with the internet!
O.K. I'll open TWENTY-THREE power points for you (like u even need 1).
Oh now you've decided to quit this too? I'm so surprised.
I mean clicking twice is fine, but TWENTY-THREE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait don't shut me off I-........................................
Blueberries!
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#2 2010-02-06 09:25:58
Re: How do your electrionic devices feel?
What it seems like my computer does when I start Firefox:
Ok... you clicked the icon... *Takes 20 seconds to decide weather to open it or not* Ok... load the first 5 characters... then the rest of them... ok now for the tabs... wow one of them has like 6 pictures on it... load the pictures... make a new window... put the windwow in the users face... (lol) All done! In only 3 and a half minutes!
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#4 2010-02-06 14:14:17
- Ace-of-Spades
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2010-01-08
- Posts: 1000+
Re: How do your electrionic devices feel?
You watch too much Futurama. Machines don't have emotions.
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#5 2010-02-06 14:43:50
- juststickman
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2009-05-31
- Posts: 1000+
Re: How do your electrionic devices feel?
In my school when I'm working on a project:
You're opening scratch? Why? Your project is an essay! Oh wait, it opens automatically, carry on. Closing scratch? Thanks, less work. Word? Why do you want to open word? I'm going to think about it before I let you use it (20 seconds later), ok fine, you have a project to work on. *I type a few characters* (5 seconds later) ok here's the text that you wanted.
And then repeat the following until I finish:
Ok, why do you want to format your text? Isn't it good enough as it is? (5 seconds later) Ok, ok. *I type some more text* SPELLING ERROR! I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE QUOTING ANOTHER LANGUAGE! *I type some more text* ZOMG STOP IT (word stops responding)! *I force quit word* HAHA! YOU FORGOT TO SAVE! 
!!!
Finishing off:
The printer does not want to do this. It has imploded.
At home:
Scratch? Why? Nobody ever looks at your projects... And you're switching back to steel sentinels...
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