Scratch

My baby brother had to go to the washroom very badly one time we were on a roadtrip, so I lent him my lunchbox because there was a giant traffic jam ahead. Anyways, afterwards my dad had the brilliant idea of leaving the poop filled lunch box out on the highway. I don't know what happened to it, but if someone drove over it or checked to see inside it, it was worth losing my lunch box. Oh yeah, this is sort of off topic though, because it's not embarrassing, only funny.

RHY3756547 wrote:

I called a woman. Randomly. While pressing buttons on the phone.

I was so scared that I waited a while stunned until I finally hung up.

Lol, I was like 7.

I did that! Exept I managed to call the talking clock! :0

VolknerN7Xfish wrote:

ive got my real one. so in 2nd grade,it was freetime.i looked in this  basket near the door. it had 500$ bills in it. i grabbed 2,one for me and one for my sister. then i put it in my pocket and i forgot to take it out when i got home! and then someone found it and then i relized it was just a boring old sticky.



YOUR OWNED!

Umm. I don't understand that and how was it embarrassing?

ScratchX wrote:

VolknerN7Xfish wrote:

ive got my real one. so in 2nd grade,it was freetime.i looked in this  basket near the door. it had 500$ bills in it. i grabbed 2,one for me and one for my sister. then i put it in my pocket and i forgot to take it out when i got home! and then someone found it and then i relized it was just a boring old sticky.



YOUR OWNED!

Umm. I don't understand that and how was it embarrassing?

i was in front of everyone in my class and they were sttaring plus it was in the hallway.

VolknerN7Xfish wrote:

ive got my real one. so in 2nd grade,it was freetime.i looked in this  basket near the door. it had 500$ bills in it. i grabbed 2,one for me and one for my sister. then i put it in my pocket and i forgot to take it out when i got home! and then someone found it and then i relized it was just a boring old sticky.



YOUR OWNED!

No such thing as a five hundred dollar bill. There used to be, but the US kicked them off the dollar team. Now they only have boring ones, twos, fives, tens, twenties, fifties, and hundreds.

illusionist wrote:

cocoanut wrote:

VolknerN7Xfish wrote:

ive got my real one. so in 2nd grade,it was freetime.i looked in this  basket near the door. it had 500$ bills in it. i grabbed 2,one for me and one for my sister. then i put it in my pocket and i forgot to take it out when i got home! and then someone found it and then i relized it was just a boring old sticky.



YOUR OWNED!

No such thing as a five hundred dollar bill. There used to be, but the US kicked them off the dollar team. Now they only have boring ones, twos, fives, tens, twenties, fifties, and hundreds.

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p46/ … arBill.jpg

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