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"Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited, but imagination encirles the world." -Albert Einstein

"To see a world in a grain of sand,
And a heaven in a wild flower,
Hold infinity in the palm of your hand,
And eternity in an hour." -William Blake

 

"Being smart and being intelligent and having wisdom is 3 different things." - fg123

'LittleBigPerson has made Cookies today, children, let's recap, dragons eggs and choclat chip chipmunks are Cookies!'-LittleBigPerson

"obama is my mama and he aint a stinkin lama in pajamas"- said from my dad ... ok here is a good one "i ♥ pie & pie ♥ you"- said from me ooooook here is a good one "there's no such thing as a free lunch" yay I did it     here is one
  "Twas brillig and the slithy tove did gyre and gimbol in the wabe.-- Lewis Carroll" okkkkkkkk        ok another one : "yy u r yy u b i c u r yy 4 me" - said by a book

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Adolf Hitler wrote:

All great movements are popular movements. They are the volcanic eruptions of human passions and emotions, stirred into activity by the ruthless Goddess of Distress or by the torch of the spoken word cast into the midst of the people.

Mine is:

"Life is like a bad haircut, at first it looks awful, then you kind of get used to it, and before you know it, it grows out and you have to get another haircut, that hopefully won't be so bad, unless you keep going to SuperClips, where the hairstylists are so bad they should use safety scissors. So life goes on, good haircut or bad haircut, until you finally go bald, then, it doesn't matter anymore. " 

-The schwa was here

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's ping pong.

"one day, I was laying in bed and looking at the stars, when I wondered, where the [removed] did my roof go?"
-I don't remember who said that

"...'s sun for too long and was finished of by a rock..." (not the whole quote)
-In steel sentinels

"Making a good sig is hard..."
What-the

"It's not sephiroth! I said he's holding [crossed out sword name] masamune!!!"
-Plather

"^.^"
-Secret

Can't seem to pick and the last one I don't know why it's there.

"I'm not left handed either." The man in Black, the Princess Bride.

"Hello!  My name is Inigo Montoya!  You killed my father!  Prepare to die!"  Inigo Mntoya, the Princess Bride.

"Mercy is the mark of a great man."  *stab*  "So maybe I'm just a good man." *stab*  "Eh, I'm alright." Captain Mal Reynolds, Firefly.

"We may suffer some slight turbulence, then explode."  Captain Mal Reynolds, Firefly.

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.  Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

"Time flies like an arrow.  Fruit flies like a banana." Groucho Marx.

"Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money." George Carlin

There are 3 that I like-
"You can recognize a pioneer by the arrows in his back"-Unknown Physicist

"If at first an idea sounds perfectly acceptable,then there is no hope for it (or something like that)"-Albert Einstein

"I cannot teach anyone anything;I can only make them think"-Aristotle

"I find it hardly possible to state the opposite of the truth with more accuracy."

-Winston Churchill

Well, I don't know if it's my favorite, but it is pretty good:
"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana." Groucho Marx

If it's not funny at first, read it a couple more times.

The ones in my siggy, and

fg123 wrote:

Mine is:

"Life is like a bad haircut, at first it looks awful, then you kind of get used to it, and before you know it, it grows out and you have to get another haircut, that hopefully won't be so bad, unless you keep going to SuperClips, where the hairstylists are so bad they should use safety scissors. So life goes on, good haircut or bad haircut, until you finally go bald, then, it doesn't matter anymore. " 

-The schwa was here