Scratch

click the turn on button
"im sorry but im afraid you can't turn anything on, now run along before your self esteem gets crushed any further"

i figure anyone who gets it is mature enough to handle it lol.  if this si too innapropriate then delete it lol.

(Mac) Sorry, but we can't turn on the Mac because you have a PC.

(PC) Sorry, but I had to crash. I'm from 4000 B.C and you kept me on since 6000 B.C. I'm also sick. The mouse died. Your programs will be deleted. [Delete them] [Remind me tommorrow]

WeirdF wrote:

How many funny Windows or Mac error messages can you think of? They can be real or fake. Here are a few:

(On a mac)You are trying to do something useful. For this you need a proper computer, and a mouse with more than one button.

(On a PC)I know that you are the murderer. Please send $5000 to Bill Gates.

(On a PC)Windows has detected that you have used your mouse. The system will now restart.

(On a PC)You have not received an error message recently. This one is here to show you that we haven't started caring.

(On a mac)Access to http://www.microsoft.com was denied because Apple do not want you buying any of their stuff.

Wait, I know it's wrong to double post but WeirdF is an evil Windows user! (not all Windows users are bad but he is) I have colored it! He is an [insulting remark removed] who is jealous of Macs!
By the way, most Mac mice didn't have just one button.

Last edited by Paddle2See (2010-01-09 05:53:32)

(on my old windows) My computer blue screen of deathed, and I rebooted it, and it showd the black screen with white text that it does after a crash, and it said for the options:
shut down
cancel

Last edited by urhungry (2010-01-09 03:04:26)

I hate it when it does that!

If I put it in the recycle bin, it'll be going into itself, and cause a paradox. Right?

I hate those.

It's FINALLY done giving me errors!

ANOTHER paradox???

Amnesia

You're compewtr iz suffrieng frum amneja. Opin da Elp and Saport Senter thenn clikk "Trubblechuteing." Itt wil knot tel u howw 2 fiks da amneja. Wat doo u wantt you're compewter to do?

[ecsplod] [cumbustt] [order fiive poundz ov cheez sprey]

NOTE: It's spelled wrong on purpose. Sounds realistic don't it?

Wikipedia program? Nah...

(on pc) welcome user. windows is now shutting down.

Someone needs to lol at this.

Vista4563 wrote:

illusionist wrote:

http://i48.tinypic.com/10e3dht.png

Someone needs to lol at this.

...lol!    It took me a while to understand it.
How about mine?

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/2442 … letion.png
http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/8127/detonation.png
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/7487/cookies01.png

Lol'd at that last one. 

http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=e_orbit&style=xp&title=Internet+Explorer+-+on-line+for+10+years&text=You+have+been+online+for+10+years.%0D%0ADo+you+wish+to+get+offline+and+get+a+life%3F%0D%0AWARNING%21+Pressing+yes+will+delete+Internet+explorer.&b1=Yes&b2=No&b3=Remind+me+next+year
This is a link.

RHY3756547 wrote:

Jonathanpb wrote:

http://www.imagebeast.net/images/gfzre5 … 52l90j.png

I HAVE SEEN THOSE NUMBERS SOMEWHERE

lol