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Evilution VS Christianity

There once were two people. They both had homes, garbage, and garbage cans. They gathered all the garbage and put it in the garbage cans outside their house every Friday, when it disappeared.
They both had ideas were the garbage went, because it disappeared every Saturday. One of these people was Dr. Evol. The other one was Dr. Christi.  (These were their nicknames)
One day, Dr. Evol went it Dr. Christi’s house and asked “Do you know where the garbage goes?” Dr. Christi responded “Yep. You see, there’s this garbage man, and- ” “That’s wrong.” Interrupted Dr. Evol.

“You see, the garbage floats up into space and lands on Saturn.”  Said Dr. Evol. “But then why don’t we float up?” asked Dr. Christi. “You’re so stupid. Because we’re heavier.” Replied Dr. Evol.

After a while of debating, Dr. Christi proposed a test. “Maybe we could find out. Let’s wait until next Friday, and I’ll place a piece of garbage out in the open- not where we usually put our garbage, but five miles away.” “Sure.”

The next Friday, Dr. Christi went to Gnitset Street. Then Dr. Evol came. Dr. Christi placed an aluminum can in the middle of the ground. They waited a long time. They waited until Saturday night, when Dr. Evol fell asleep.  A while later, Dr. Christi fell asleep.

When they woke up in Sunday, the aluminum can was still there. “Well, of course it’s still there! You placed a cup over it, so it could not float up. You were awake all night!”

A while later, Dr. Evol wrote a book called “Garbage floats- Stupid”.

Anology. The Garbage man represents God. Dr. Christi represents Christians, and so forth.

I thought this was going to be about Pokemon evolution 

mouseytaco wrote:

Evilution VS Christianity

There once were two people. They both had homes, garbage, and garbage cans. They gathered all the garbage and put it in the garbage cans outside their house every Friday, when it disappeared.
They both had ideas were the garbage went, because it disappeared every Saturday. One of these people was Dr. Evol. The other one was Dr. Christi.  (These were their nicknames)
One day, Dr. Evol went it Dr. Christi’s house and asked “Do you know where the garbage goes?” Dr. Christi responded “Yep. You see, there’s this garbage man, and- ” “That’s wrong.” Interrupted Dr. Evol.

“You see, the garbage floats up into space and lands on Saturn.”  Said Dr. Evol. “But then why don’t we float up?” asked Dr. Christi. “You’re so stupid. Because we’re heavier.” Replied Dr. Evol.

After a while of debating, Dr. Christi proposed a test. “Maybe we could find out. Let’s wait until next Friday, and I’ll place a piece of garbage out in the open- not where we usually put our garbage, but five miles away.” “Sure.”

The next Friday, Dr. Christi went to Gnitset Street. Then Dr. Evol came. Dr. Christi placed an aluminum can in the middle of the ground. They waited a long time. They waited until Saturday night, when Dr. Evol fell asleep.  A while later, Dr. Christi fell asleep.

When they woke up in Sunday, the aluminum can was still there. “Well, of course it’s still there! You placed a cup over it, so it could not float up. You were awake all night!”

A while later, Dr. Evol wrote a book called “Garbage floats- Stupid”.

Anology. The Garbage man represents God. Dr. Christi represents Christians, and so forth.

From what I'm understanding, you should switch the doctor's names around

Paradox wrote:

[From what I'm understanding, you should switch the doctor's names around

Not really, because Evolutionists don't believe in a garbage man, or God.
But I understand that some Christians do retaliate with words like "Stupid, Idiot,"
However, name calling goes on both sides. Evolutionists use the words "Ignorant, Confused..." Mayhem talked about Christians have no knoledge of Evolution.
As for spamming, yes, I am commiting a terrible crime. Please forgive me.