I saw it. The graphics are freakin sweet. See for yourself. Discuss the movie here.
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In 2009, American geologist Adrian Helmsley meets his friend, Doctor Satnam Tsurutani, in India. Satnam has discovered that neutrinos from a massive solar flare are acting as microwaves, causing the temperature of the Earth's core to increase rapidly. Adrian informs White House Chief of Staff Carl Anheuser and US President Thomas Wilson that this will instigate a catastrophic chain of natural disasters. At the G8 summit in 2010, other heads of state and heads of government are made aware of the situation. They begin a secret project intended to ensure humanity survives, choosing 400,000 people to board a series of gigantic ships to be constructed in the Himalayas. To help fund the venture, additional individuals are allowed to purchase tickets for one billion euros apiece.
In 2012, Jackson Curtis is a writer in Los Angeles who works part-time as a limousine driver for wealthy Russian businessman Yuri Karpov. Jackson's ex-wife Kate and their children Noah and Lily live with her boyfriend, plastic surgeon and amateur pilot Gordon Silberman. Jackson takes Noah and Lily on a camping trip to Yellowstone National Park, where they meet Charlie Frost, a conspiracy theorist living as a hermit and hosting a radio show from the park. Charlie believes a theory that suggests the Mayans predicted the world would come to an end in 2012, and claims he has knowledge of a secret "space ship" project and possesses a map of their location. The family returns home as cracks develop along the San Andreas Fault in California and earthquakes occur in the San Francisco Bay area. After being informed by Yuri's sons that they have tickets for a special ship while he will die, Jackson grows suspicious and rents a plane to rescue his family. He collects his family and Gordon when the Earth's crust displacement begins and they escape Los Angeles as it collapses into the Pacific Ocean.
As millions die in earthquakes worldwide, the group flies to Yellowstone to retrieve Charlie's map. The group narrowly escapes as the Yellowstone Caldera erupts. Charlie, who stayed behind to broadcast the eruption, is killed by the blast. Learning the ships are in China, the group lands in Las Vegas, where they meet Yuri, his twin sons, girlfriend Tamara, and pilot Sasha. They join the group and secure an Antonov An-225, fleeing Las Vegas as it is destroyed. The group flies to China, passing Hawaii as it is obliterated. Also bound for the ships aboard Air Force One are Anheuser, Adrian, and First Daughter Laura Wilson. President Wilson remains in Washington D.C. and is killed by a giant tsunami that sends the USS John F. Kennedy crashing into the White House. With the Vice President dead and the Speaker of the House missing, Anheuser appoints himself acting president.
Arriving in China in a crash-landing that kills Sasha, Yuri and his sons are taken to the ships, stranding the Curtis family, Gordon, and Tamara, who do not possess tickets. Jackson and the group witness helicopters carrying multiple animals to the ships' location. After leaving the crash site, the group is picked up by Nima, a Buddhist monk. They sneak into an ark through its hydraulics chamber with the help of Nima's brother Tenzin, a welder for the ark project. Meanwhile, Satnam and his family are stranded in India after their airlift fails to arrive. In his last moments, Satnam calls Adrian, informing him that an uncharted tsunami is engulfing India and heading towards the arks. Anheuser orders the arks sealed, trapping thousands outside. Adrian convinces the G8 leaders to let the remaining people board. As the ark's boarding gate is lowered and then raised, Yuri falls to his death getting his two sons aboard, and Gordon and a large power drill fall between the gears. The lodged drill prevents the gate from closing, rendering the ship unable to start its engines. The tsunami begins flooding the ark, setting it adrift. Jackson and Noah free the drill from the closing mechanism. The crew regains control of the ark, preventing a fatal collision with Mount Everest.
When the floodwater from the tsunamis recedes, satellite data shows that Africa rose in relation to sea level, and the Drakensberg mountains in KwaZulu Natal are now the highest on the planet. As three arks set sail for the Cape of Good Hope, Jackson reconciles with his family and Adrian starts a relationship with Laura.
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I saw it the day it came out. Loved it.
I also like how they put in little bits of humor that only the smart people(like meh) would realize it was a joke and find it funny.
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yea. I have a "mature sense of humor", as said by friends.
Fav quote- "Leave it to the Chinese"

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joeisawesome wrote:
yea. I have a "mature sense of humor", as said by friends.
Fav quote- "Leave it to the Chinese"
urm that not mature humor it more like immature humor or stereotypic and racist.
Reminder-I'm talking bout your favorite quote btw. Also im asian
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I didn't see it but heard it got pretty bad reviews

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pinochio wrote:
That movie looks terrible, I dont think I wanna watch it..
You know you have 2014 posts? That's two from 2012.
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It wasn't too great.
I hated the way the characters would die, then another character would scream something about helping them and forget about it with no argument.
Then the effects.
The large scale ones were good, yeah, but when it came to blood and such, it failed drastically.
SPOILER WARNING, but when one guy gets crushed beneath the gears, his hand stays up in an attempt to get pulled out. Now, he would've lost contact with this hand since it was fully extended and the gears had swallowed him up to the wrist. It would've slumped to the side. All the while, he was completely silent. There should've been murderous screaming since, you know, he's dying.
This movie made me laugh at the parts where people were dying.
It was just so cheap.
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pinochio wrote:
That movie looks terrible, I dont think I wanna watch it..
I don't want to watch it either; it'd be really interesting (and fun) to watch the Earth get destroyed, but making a whole movie out of it... how can there be any plot?
Anyway, I looked it up on Wikipedia. Humph. I guessed the whole plot, and would you believe it... I got the basic stuff right. *sigh*
I don't want to watch it either.
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I saw the film. It was ok. Mainly because of the special effects but everything else wasn't that good. Would of been better if there was that meteor that's gonna pass Earth near that time involved. Oh and a better story.
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OMG i just saw it last night at 7:30 and it rocked. I liked everything except when jackson ran the limo into a green ford focus as he crashed through the skyscraper out of California.
My heart was exploding when they were racing against time trying to get the map so they wouldnt get caught in the ash cloud.
<think[ OMG THEYRE GONNA DIE!!!]
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ScratchX wrote:
its sooo funny seroiusly
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My aunt saw it and said she was laughing the whole time
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Chrischb wrote:
pinochio wrote:
That movie looks terrible, I dont think I wanna watch it..
I don't want to watch it either; it'd be really interesting (and fun) to watch the Earth get destroyed, but making a whole movie out of it... how can there be any plot?
Anyway, I looked it up on Wikipedia. Humph. I guessed the whole plot, and would you believe it... I got the basic stuff right. *sigh*
I don't want to watch it either.
I agree.
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joeisawesome wrote:
When the floodwater from the tsunamis recedes, satellite data shows that Africa rose in relation to sea level, and the Drakensberg mountains in KwaZulu Natal are now the highest on the planet. As three arks set sail for the Cape of Good Hope, Jackson reconciles with his family and Adrian starts a relationship with Laura.
Wait a sec, SATELLITE data? They express all the damage created by solar winds(on satellites) and they say SATELLITE data?
Man, these guys are stupid.
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What is IT RATED in the First place?
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i think that movie is the worst scientific movie made ever nutrinos heating core , satellites surviving the solar wind across with no electronical damage , Asia shifted 1000+ miles in a very less time and no effect on building due to inertia huh
any ways beats anyother movie (except Black Hawk Down and AVATAR) on graphics
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fanofcena wrote:
i think that movie is the worst scientific movie made ever nutrinos heating core , satellites surviving the solar wind across with no electronical damage , Asia shifted 1000+ miles in a very less time and no effect on building due to inertia huh
any ways beats anyother movie (except Black Hawk Down and AVATAR) on graphics
Grr... must... correct... grammar....
Gah. Neutrinos do heat up the core, because they pass through certain materials.(albeit slowly and not noticeable) However, yes, it usually takes 1 million years for a continent to shift a couple of miles or so.
I said the satellites, be careful...
However, pole shift hypothesis was approved by Albert Einstein. Yep.
I'd say that global warming is the most realistic scenario we have as of yet, but Emmerich already blew it up in The day after Tommorow.
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VolknerN7Xfish wrote:
What is IT RATED in the First place?
PG-13, or R. I don't remember.
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Greatdane wrote:
fanofcena wrote:
i think that movie is the worst scientific movie made ever nutrinos heating core , satellites surviving the solar wind across with no electronical damage , Asia shifted 1000+ miles in a very less time and no effect on building due to inertia huh
any ways beats anyother movie (except Black Hawk Down and AVATAR) on graphicsGrr... must... correct... grammar....
Gah. Neutrinos do heat up the core, because they pass through certain materials.(albeit slowly and not noticeable) However, yes, it usually takes 1 million years for a continent to shift a couple of miles or so.I said the satellites, be careful...
However, pole shift hypothesis was approved by Albert Einstein. Yep.
I'd say that global warming is the most realistic scenario we have as of yet, but Emmerich already blew it up in The day after Tommorow.
ah i know the pole shift hypothesis and believe me its gonna happen to soon ;
nutrinos have such a less effect on anything that it will require a big really big number of them to just heat core 1 degree celcius.
and u will agree that if a continent shifts at that speed the inertia of rest will destroy all we have made due to enormous acceleration and then inertia of motion will destroy the rest as due to supreme *.
well anyways we will all have to be washed out
M-31 Andromeda is coming to collide across with its quesar.
If we survive that what about BIG RIP????
sorry for the grammer.
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