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Kileymeister · 2009-12-24 19:04:10

I love Monty Python so much that I have remembered dozens of sketches by heart. I know a lot about Monty Python. Quiz me, quote Monty Python, discuss it, etc.!

Examples of what I know (Q & A)

Q. What kind of parrot is the one in the Parrot Sketch?
A. A Norwegian Blue

Q. What was John Cleese's real name before he changed it?
A. Cheese (absolutely true).

Q. What is Mr. A's real name in the "Mouse Problem" sketch?
A. Arthur Jackson
Q. Who is the Psychiatrist's name in that same sketch?
A. The Amazing Kargol.

Q. Who is the 3rd place Upper-class Twit of the Year?
A. Nigel.

Q. Name the other companies incorporated with Confuse-A-Cat
A. *big intake of air*
Stun-A-Stoat
Distract-A-Bee
Bewilderbeest (lol, my favourite company)
Amaze-A-Vole
Startle-A-Thompson's Gazelle

Q. Who has a fish named "Eric", a cat named "Eric", half a bee named "Eric", and other pets named "Eric"?
A. Eric Pralene (I think that's how you spell his last name)

Q. What other names could Monty Python have been?
A.
Whither Canada?
A Horse, a Spoon, and a Bucket,
Toad Elevating Moment
Monty Python's Flying Circus (the winner)
Owl Stretching Time

etc.

...

Albatross! *A knight comes in, hits me on the head with a chicken, walks away*

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Mayhem · 2009-12-25 15:22:33

Kileymeister wrote:
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Q. What other names could Monty Python have been?
A.
Whither Canada?
A Horse, a Spoon, and a Bucket,
Toad Elevating Moment
Monty Python's Flying Circus (the winner)
Owl Stretching Time

You forgot "The Whizzo Easy-show!"

floatingmagictree · 2009-12-25 15:26:10

What were all the items with spam in them at the restaurant?

pinochio · 2009-12-25 15:48:26

I love monty python...

iamrpk · 2009-12-25 18:05:59

I have a tough question:

Q: What is the average wing span of a swallow?
A (highlight): Which kind? African or European?

Greatdane · 2009-12-25 23:14:15

iamrpk wrote:
I have a tough question:

Q: What is the average wing span of a swallow?
A (highlight): Which kind? African or European?

Q: What is the aspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
A: What do you mean? African or European swallow?
Reply: I don't know THAT! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

ElPapa · 2009-12-26 18:08:04

Hmm... what is the first kind of cheese mentioned in the Cheese Shop?

Kileymeister · 2009-12-27 17:47:40

floatingmagictree wrote:
What were all the items with spam in them at the restaurant?

Egg and bacon, egg sausage and bacon, egg and spam, egg bacon and spam, egg bacon sausage and spam, spam eggs spam and bacon, spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam and spam, and a lobster served with a gourmet sauce and spam.

That might not be completely right, I haven't seen that sketch in quite a while.

pinochio · 2009-12-27 17:49:31

Easy...

We are the knights of __________

Kileymeister · 2009-12-27 17:52:48

ElPapa wrote:
Hmm... what is the first kind of cheese mentioned in the Cheese Shop?

Red Lester, I think

Greatdane · 2009-12-27 17:59:14

pinochio wrote:
Easy...

We are the knights of __________

We are the knights of ni!

Kileymeister · 2009-12-27 18:04:53

Greatdane wrote:
pinochio wrote:
Easy...

We are the knights of __________
We are the knights of ni!

That's the knights who SAY ni, I think he means the knights of camelot, or Arthur's knights.

pinochio · 2009-12-27 18:05:30

Kileymeister wrote:
Greatdane wrote:
pinochio wrote:
Easy...

We are the knights of __________
We are the knights of ni!
That's the knights who SAY ni, I think he means the knights of camelot, or Arthur's knights.

The nknights of Ni say both!

Kileymeister · 2009-12-27 18:05:53

Btw, my username is spelled "Kileymeister" but it is pronounced "Throatwarbler Mangrove". Just thought you should know.

pinochio · 2009-12-27 18:09:21

Who says this "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

ElPapa · 2009-12-27 18:15:42

Kileymeister wrote:
Btw, my username is spelled "Kileymeister" but it is pronounced "Throatwarbler Mangrove". Just thought you should know.

Ah yes. Raymond Luxury Yacht. That is hilarious.

ElPapa · 2009-12-27 18:18:28

pinochio wrote:
Kileymeister wrote:
Greatdane wrote:
We are the knights of ni!
That's the knights who SAY ni, I think he means the knights of camelot, or Arthur's knights.
The nknights of Ni say both!

They are now the knights who say Ecky ecky ecky woop atang. (or something like that)

Kileymeister wrote:
Red Lester, I think

You are very correct, although I believe it is spelt Red Leceister.

Kileymeister · 2009-12-27 18:39:41

pinochio wrote:
Who says this "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

The French!

deatheater · 2009-12-27 18:41:26

Finish this "1,2,5" "_______"

Kileymeister · 2009-12-27 18:42:00

deatheater wrote:
Finish this "1,2,5" "_______"

"1,2,5" "Three, sir!" "3!"

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iamrpk · 2009-12-27 19:22:03

"Are you suggesting that ________ migrate?"
"Not at all, they could be carried."

Kileymeister · 2009-12-27 19:24:55

iamrpk wrote:
"Are you suggesting that ________ migrate?"
"Not at all, they could be carried."

"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"
"Not at all, they could be carried."

The funny thing is earlier in the movie one of the knights is seen tying a coconut to a swallow and it flying away lol

Kileymeister · 2009-12-27 19:26:11

Why are so many of these questions from Monty Python and the Holy Grail? There's more to Monty Python than that! A lot more.

As if to prove my point, look at the post below this one.

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deatheater · 2009-12-27 19:26:16

Finish this song

"Brave sir Robin ran away"

"He bravely ran away away

Kileymeister · 2009-12-27 19:31:20

deatheater wrote:
Finish this song

"Brave sir Robin ran away"

"He bravely ran away away

"-When danger reared its ugly head

He bravely turned his tail and fled

Brave Sir Robin turned about

And gallantly he chickened out

Brave Sir Robin ran away

He bravely ran away, away"

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