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mmm... Kleenex...keeping noses clean and stomachs full...

Kileymeister wrote:

mmm... Kleenex...keeping noses clean and stomachs full...

illusionist wrote:

The world has finally gone mad. 

Where have you been?  The world went mad a LONG time ago 

EDIT
Sorry for switching a couple words in your quote, my comp won't allow me to type certain things, and it blocked what you typed

Last edited by Kileymeister (2009-12-22 13:46:41)

cocoanut wrote:

fg123 wrote:

With soy sauce.

And lemon juice... with a hint of pepper on top.  No used Kleenexes though, that would be disgusting *blaaarg*

Last edited by Kileymeister (2009-12-22 13:50:51)

Kileymeister wrote:

illusionist wrote:

The world has finally gone mad. 

Where have you been?  The world went mad a LONG time ago 

EDIT
Sorry for switching a couple words in your quote, my comp won't allow me to type certain things, and it blocked what you typed

Its olde' fashion talk for "gone crazy". I wonder why it got blocked... 

No... I must be missing out on a great experience... XD

I was blowing my nose in French a fortnight ago, with a Kleenex. I  breathed in through my mouth afterwards, and the Kleenex got stuck at the back of my mouth. Not wanting to disturb the lesson by coughing it up (and not wanting to choke on it), I swallowed it. I told the girl who sits next to me what had happened, and she told me that she wished she could sit next to someone with a shred of sanity. The tissue was surprisingly filling, actually.

bbtall wrote:

No... I must be missing out on a great experience... XD

You definitely are.

ScratchX wrote:

Forget the soy sauce! Kleenex and Rice is a happy stomach

What happened to maple glaze?

Wolfie1996 wrote:

I was blowing my nose in French a fortnight ago, with a Kleenex. I  breathed in through my mouth afterwards, and the Kleenex got stuck at the back of my mouth. Not wanting to disturb the lesson by coughing it up (and not wanting to choke on it), I swallowed it. I told the girl who sits next to me what had happened, and she told me that she wished she could sit next to someone with a shred of sanity. The tissue was surprisingly filling, actually.

Yes, Kleenexes are quite filling if you have an empty stomach. 

adriangl wrote:

There is only one thing I eat...zombies. When I am on a diet, I might eat zombie ninjas, but that is rare!

Do those zombies happen to be blowing their nose at the moment you eat them?

Unless they're using handkerchiefs, you've tried some Kleenex.

MyRedNeptune wrote:

I eat mortals, but I use Kleenexes to clean them before I do. >.>

>.>

*looks suspiciously*

Good thing I'm immortal.

Last edited by cocoanut (2009-12-23 12:30:43)

Kileymeister wrote:

MyRedNeptune wrote:

I eat mortals, but I use Kleenexes to clean them before I do. >.>

Who doesn't?

P.S.  Do you eat the Kleenex after you eat the mortal?

If some of the mortal is left on the Kleenex, yes.

pinochio wrote:

They could make an infomercial about Kleenexis... It would be like:


BUY YOUR KLEENIXES NOW! NOT ONLY DO THEY CLEAN THINGS, THEY ARE ALSO EDIBLE! OH MY * GOSH! ORDER IN THE NEXT 10 MINUTES, AND YOU WILL GET A FREE MORTAL, TO EAT AND CLEAN WITH YOUR CLEANEX!

Must be 18 years or older to call. 19.99, plus shipping and handling

Sorry, I was feeling creative 

I should make a Scratch project like that! 

Eat them? I make confectioneries out of them and sell them for cold hard cash to my neighbours! (and also eat some aswell)