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samurai768 wrote:

Do you think you are smart? Do you REALLY think you're a genius? Well, let's see. The farther into the test you get, the more of a genius you are! So see if you are a genius today!

1. If there are 5 apples, and you take 3, how many do you have?
(If you answer correctly you are an average genius.)

2. What were the canary islands named after?
(If you answer correctly you are a genius)

3. A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
(If you answer correctly you are a super genius)

4.Why wasn't Bertha put in jail after killing dozens of people?
(If you are answer correctly you are a rocket scientist)

5.What do these word have in common?
Banana
Dresser
Grammar
Potato
Revive
Uneven
Assess
(If you answer correctly you are a mastermind)

6. I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
(If you answer you are a junior einstein)

So far, I am a Junior Einstein. If I come up with more, I'll post them with an even harder level. Oh, and by the way, 99% of college student can't get to number 6 

1. Three Apples
2. Dogs
3. "This statement is false."
4. It was a war
5. The number of letters in each of them are all multiples of 1
6. Water

1. If there are 5 apples, and you take 3, how many do you have?
(If you answer correctly you are an average genius.)
three
2. What were the canary islands named after?
(If you answer correctly you are a genius)
canaries
3. A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
(If you answer correctly you are a super genius)
"You will sentence me to six years in jail."
4.Why wasn't Bertha put in jail after killing dozens of people?
(If you are answer correctly you are a rocket scientist)
She killed herself
5.What do these word have in common?
Banana
Dresser
Grammar
Potato
Revive
Uneven
Assess
(If you answer correctly you are a mastermind)
They all have two of the same letter somewhere in them.
6. I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
(If you answer you are a junior einstein)
light?

Since everyone already answered the first couple, I will answer #6 Only:
Air.
Or Carbon, not sure which.

Here is a true test of a genius:

There is a cabin in the middle of the woods. There are people inside this cabin. They are all dead. It is very misty outside, and it is nighttime. What Happened?

Clues:
No Murderer
Nothing Supernatural
There is a right answer
All died at the same time
No poison, knives, guns, koolaid involved, hunger/Thirst.

Ask a question and I can give a yes or no answer.

Last edited by TheSaint (2009-11-29 10:21:16)

floatingmagictree wrote:

TheSaint wrote:

Since everyone already answered the first couple, I will answer #6 Only:
Air.
Or Carbon, not sure which

THE ANSWER TO NUMBER 6 IS PRESSURE, GAWD.

No need to be upset, GAWD.

Read my riddle. ( Edited post)

floatingmagictree wrote:

TheSaint wrote:

floatingmagictree wrote:

THE ANSWER TO NUMBER 6 IS PRESSURE, GAWD.

No need to be upset, GAWD.

Read my riddle. ( Edited post)

Died of thirst/hunger?

Wrong.

These kind of problems are better Face to Face, but that can't happen. Here is a clue: Don't take the wording as the most obviuos meaning.

gershmer wrote:

1. Three Apples
2. Dogs
3. "This statement is false." Nope.
4. It was a war
5. The number of letters in each of them are all multiples of 1 No...
6. Water

You are a rocket scientist 

OOOOOOOOH!
I know it! The people were inside an AIRPLANE cabin when it crashed into the woods!

The-Whiz wrote:

1. If there are 5 apples, and you take 3, how many do you have?
(If you answer correctly you are an average genius.)
three
2. What were the canary islands named after?
(If you answer correctly you are a genius)
canaries No.
3. A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
(If you answer correctly you are a super genius)
"You will sentence me to six years in jail."
4.Why wasn't Bertha put in jail after killing dozens of people?
(If you are answer correctly you are a rocket scientist)
She killed herself Nope.
5.What do these word have in common?
Banana
Dresser
Grammar
Potato
Revive
Uneven
Assess
(If you answer correctly you are a mastermind)
They all have two of the same letter somewhere in them. No.
6. I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
(If you answer you are a junior einstein)
light? No 

You are an average genius.    look at them again 

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

my answer
NO, I CANNOT GUESS THIS RIDDLE.

FantasyTales wrote:

for number 6 my answer is
NO I CANNOT GUESS THIS RIDDLE 

but i got it first and nobody noticed, so i was the first person to answer it not handsofmehbacon
so HA

adriangl wrote:

6. No, water, air?

First one was correct!