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08jackt · 2009-10-30 09:30:20

WARNING! EXTRTEMELY BAD SPELLING BELOW!

PLEASE DO NOT VIEW THIS POST IF YOUR ARE EASILY DISTURBED. AND MODS, YOUR PROBALY WANTING TO DELETE THIS TOPIC DUE ITS PURE ADULT THEMES, BUT THIS IS ACTUALLY BASED A LIST OF SCRATCH PROJECTS, ALL STORY LINES, ECT. ARE NOT MADE UP BY ME, BUT INSTEAD LITTLE 8 YEAR OLD KIDS. THIS IS WHAT HAS BEEN GOING ON. I HAVE MADE THIS TOPIC TO MAKE PEOPLE AWARE OF WHAT IS HAPPENING BEHIND OUR BACKS.

Introduction
This is what you'd usually call a "Mock-umentery." But seeing that its a forum post, you'd call something else. This is a guide of what has been happening on Hamster RPG. As stated above, all this is actually taken from REAL projects, no information here has been made up bye me!

Is Cyndy Pregnuant!
It is true! Cyndy, the great old love-a-ball scribble with two dots for ears has been spotted at the hamster hospital! (http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/Cherubi19/738487) it seems that she has been having an affaird with Hamstermon. As you might already know, Cyndy has been looking for some one to marry (http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/Cherubi19/738398) and thankfully, Cyndy found virtual hamster love with good old Cherubi . But here's the jucy bit, Cyndy didn't know that Cherubi had been married 3+ times before, had kids with each of his wifes, and then divorsed them. (http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/Cherubi19/735807) (http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/Cherubi19/735674) (http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/Cherubi19/733004) (http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/Cherubi19/722086) (http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/Cherubi19/733004) (And those are just some of them!) But oh-oh-oh! Thats not it! Cyndy went to get an altra sound (http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/Cherubi19/738482) (http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/Cherubi19/738485) (http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/Cherubi19/738485) and it has been discovered that Cyndy is pregnuant with 3 babies. (Thats now 23 babies owned by Cherubi for those who are countaing!) Just days after becoming pregnaunt, Cyndy is rushed to the hospital, and is reported to be in great pain! (http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/Cherubi19/738487) Thankfully though, the hamsters where born (http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/Cherubi19/738502) and now Cyndy wants a divorse. Isn't that lovely!

Aurora looking for marrage....at desperate Messures!
Thats right, the new hamster in town, Aurora, seems to already be looking for marriage, and has made constant threats that if "some one" doesn't marry her, she'll quit scratch! (http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/Aurora_the_hamster/738463) Luckily, 7 time married, 3 times fathered, hamstermon steps in! With his delightful project asking why hamsters keep asking to marry him. (http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/hamstermon/738433) Aurora was obviously very happy with this project, leaving this delightful, heart lifting comment "because all the rest of the girls might force you into having 100 babies and ruin your life with babies!" I'm sure we'd all be able to learn a thing or two from this delightful and wise hamster!

Hamstermon Promise!
The delightful hamster has recently made a promise to "Never Divorce" his new wife. (http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/hamstermon/735861) (That'd be his 7th) Sadly, just days after the hamsters 7th marriage, his wife decided to divorce him. Leaving another 3 kids to hamstermon.

Sadly, the rest of the stories are just to disturbing! I just don't think i can force my self to view any more of those projects!

Last edited by 08jackt (2009-10-30 22:11:24)

Mr_X · 2009-10-30 11:41:57

Ok, first, the spelling is making me sad sad
Pregnant, Marrige, Mock-umentory, measures, and WHO WOULD SPELL CINDY WITH A Y? THAT'S NOT RIGHT

Second, ignore them. Or heres a funny idea
Make a new account and then marry them, then divorce them without signing the pre-nups, so you get half their stuff.

67589jun · 2009-10-30 12:18:00

I will make comics now. Where EACH OF EVErY hamster gets hunted down and killed.

nikkiperson2 · 2009-10-30 16:25:24

You do realize, that these are just Doody using her multiple accounts (Hampstermon and all of them) to create drama and try to get views. Doody tries anything and everything to get attention, so just ignore it and she'll stop.

igglepie · 2009-10-30 20:11:39

Yeah.. this is disturbing e_o and you know, THEY DON'T EVEN LOOK LIKE HAMSTERS. They look more like lazily drawn multicolored mouse-things.

Penguinsrock · 2009-10-30 20:23:42

nikkiperson2 wrote:
You do realize, that these are just Doody using her multiple accounts (Hampstermon and all of them) to create drama and try to get views. Doody tries anything and everything to get attention, so just ignore it and she'll stop.

Yeah...Not every hamster RPG dude is so profain and stuff!

half_life_2 · 2009-10-30 20:26:09

You sir are a genious,

Penguinsrock · 2009-10-30 20:27:32

half_life_2 wrote:
You sir are a genious,

Agreed...I just got to see the projects, even though it's gross it's somewhat amusing(seeing how dumb it is!)

half_life_2 · 2009-10-30 20:31:33

OMG THE BABE CLARE IS DEAD OMG http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/Aurora_ … ter/738723 BUT AROURA KILLED HER!! http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/Aurora_ … ter/738724 BUT SHE GOT KARATIED! http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/hamstermon/738821 Its funny how the black belt looks like a censor and is censoring her/his private spot. LOL

Last edited by half_life_2 (2009-10-30 20:32:07)

08jackt · 2009-10-30 22:07:53

Mr_X wrote:
Ok, first, the spelling is making me sad
Pregnant, Marrige, Mock-umentory, measures, and WHO WOULD SPELL CINDY WITH A Y? THAT'S NOT RIGHT

Second, ignore them. Or heres a funny idea
Make a new account and then marry them, then divorce them without signing the pre-nups, so you get half their stuff.

lol, me bad.

never was the smartest kid in my class wink

Paddle2See · 2009-10-31 05:38:09

It's great that you've all taken such an interest in other people's projects. But it's important to treat everybody with respect - and some of this sounds an awful lot like mockery to me. Remember, these projects have been authored by younger kids (maybe - you never actually know do you?) who are simply engaged in very creative play. If you think the themes are too adult for Scratch, flag them as you would any other project.

Thanks and Scratch On.

half_life_2 · 2009-10-31 15:13:28

Paddle2See wrote:
It's great that you've all taken such an interest in other people's projects. But it's important to treat everybody with respect - and some of this sounds an awful lot like mockery to me. Remember, these projects have been authored by younger kids (maybe - you never actually know do you?) who are simply engaged in very creative play. If you think the themes are too adult for Scratch, flag them as you would any other project.

Thanks and Scratch On.

No, Thank You!

FantasyTales · 2009-10-31 21:14:59

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
that is so dumb
so i laugh
XD

lonwol · 2009-11-01 17:01:11

Paddle2See wrote:
It's great that you've all taken such an interest in other people's projects. But it's important to treat everybody with respect - and some of this sounds an awful lot like mockery to me. Remember, these projects have been authored by younger kids (maybe - you never actually know do you?) who are simply engaged in very creative play. If you think the themes are too adult for Scratch, flag them as you would any other project.

Thanks and Scratch On.

The thing is these nine-year olds are talking about marrying eachother, divorcing, and having kids. One person even showed inside a hamsters stomach and at the hospital.

67589jun · 2009-11-01 21:07:33

lonwol wrote:
Paddle2See wrote:
It's great that you've all taken such an interest in other people's projects. But it's important to treat everybody with respect - and some of this sounds an awful lot like mockery to me. Remember, these projects have been authored by younger kids (maybe - you never actually know do you?) who are simply engaged in very creative play. If you think the themes are too adult for Scratch, flag them as you would any other project.

Thanks and Scratch On.
The thing is these nine-year olds are talking about marrying eachother, divorcing, and having kids. One person even showed inside a hamsters stomach and at the hospital.

The divorcing part is what scares me the most.

Half-Wolf-Leader · 2009-11-01 21:11:42

It feels like I'm staring at those trashy magazines in the supermarket check-out line.

Paddle2See · 2009-11-01 21:11:43

Making fun of other people's projects in the Forums isn't really something that fits in with the Scratch culture of friendliness and support therefore I'm going to close this topic now.

Remember...if you truly believe that a project is not appropriate for Scratch, you can flag it. Personally, I think we just have some highly imaginative kids engaged in some role playing.

Scratch

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