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#1 2009-08-21 04:33:03

08jackt
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Funny Scratch Scripts

Using the forum scratch script thing, try make some funny scripts.

here is an example:
<( Jack  <=> Awesome  )>

go on, try make some of your own.

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#2 2009-08-21 04:37:19

ihaveamac
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Re: Funny Scratch Scripts

<end><if> i exploded
<go to[ explosion ]for( 9000 )secs>

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#3 2009-08-21 04:44:32

deatheater
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Re: Funny Scratch Scripts

<when[ <play sound[ <glide( <pen down> )secs to x sad  <next costume> )y sad  <turn cw( <stop all sounds> )degrees> ]clicked>

Last edited by deatheater (2009-08-21 04:45:14)

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#4 2009-08-21 04:59:27

Chrischb
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Re: Funny Scratch Scripts

<when green flag clicked>
<show>
<hide>
<show>
<hide>
<show>
<hide>
<show>
<hide>
<show>
<hide>
<show>
<hide>
<show>
<hide>
<think[ My Head Hurts.]

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#5 2009-08-21 08:46:00

technoguyx
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Re: Funny Scratch Scripts

[blocks]<when[ $ ]key pressed>
<broadcast[ noobscript

<when I receive[ noobscript
<turn cw(  )degrees><glide(  )secs to x sad   )y sad  <go to x sad   )y sad  <glide(  )secs to x sad   )y sad  <change x by( <set x to( <stop all sounds><stop all sounds><say[  ]for(  )secs><set pen color to( <change pen shade by( <set pen shade to( <{ PIE((  <->  )) }><pick random(  )to( <pick random(  )to( <(  <>>  )><<  <and>  >><mouse down?><color[  ]is over[ <touching color[ [/blocks]

Y'know, typical noob testing out the blocks  tongue

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#6 2009-08-21 09:47:16

njf
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Re: Funny Scratch Scripts

<set{ steps }to(<x position>

<move( <{ steps }> )steps>
<play sound[I WANT MY PANCAKES!]
<if><<<( pie <=> goodness )><and><( cookies <=> yummy )>>>
<set size to( noodles )%>

Last edited by njf (2009-08-21 09:49:09)

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#7 2009-08-21 14:22:39

greenflash
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Re: Funny Scratch Scripts

[blocks]
<when[ black hole]clicked>
<change[ gravity ]effect by( infinity
<say[ Help! I'm being sucked into a black ho---
<broadcast[ dead
<stop all>
[/blocks]

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#8 2009-08-23 17:04:18

throughthefire
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Re: Funny Scratch Scripts

[blocks]<when green flag clicked>[/blocks]
[blocks]<if><( <{ pie }> <=> <{ awesome }> )> [/blocks]
[blocks]<say[ PIE!!!!!!!!!!! ] [/blocks]
[blocks]<else>[/blocks]
[blocks]<set size to( 1 )%> [/blocks]
[blocks]<broadcast[ Throughthefire! ] [/blocks]
[blocks]<end>[/blocks]

[blocks]<when I receive[ Throughthefire! ] [/blocks]
[blocks]<go to[ non-believer ] [/blocks]
[blocks]<play sound[ ROAR!!!! ] [/blocks]
[blocks]<clear graphic effects> [/blocks]

Last edited by throughthefire (2009-08-23 17:05:02)

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#9 2009-08-23 17:39:57

cool_nt3
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Re: Funny Scratch Scripts

<if><( I am <=> cool )>
<say[ What?! ]for( 9 )secs>
<say[ I DO NOT THINK I AM COOL! ]for( 9 )secs>
<else>
<say[ Tofu is yummy to me. ]for( 3 )secs>

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#10 2009-08-23 18:33:05

technoguyx
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Re: Funny Scratch Scripts

[blocks]<when green flag clicked>
<switch to costume[ idiot
<say[ stupid, non-sensical stuff
<repeat until><( <{ SHUT UP }> <=> 1 )>
<say[ blah ]for( 0.01 )secs>
<end>
[/blocks]

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#11 2009-09-26 12:34:17

Coolsey
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Re: Funny Scratch Scripts

<when[ Mr.spud ]clicked>
<forever>
<say[ spud party!!
<end>

Last edited by Coolsey (2009-09-26 12:36:10)

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#12 2009-09-26 18:02:41

greenflash
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Re: Funny Scratch Scripts

<set[ awesome ]effect to( infinity

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#13 2009-09-26 18:31:39

frogger3140
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Re: Funny Scratch Scripts

[blocks]
<forever>
<change{ anthros }by( 1
<wait( 0.01 )secs>
<end>
[/blocks]

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#14 2009-09-27 12:20:35

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Re: Funny Scratch Scripts

[blocks]<when green flag clicked>[/blocks]
[blocks]<repeat until> I say Hi [/blocks]
[blocks]<say[ bye!!!! ]for( ever [/blocks]
[blocks]<turn cw( 15 )degrees>[/blocks]
[blocks]<broadcast[ dead[/blocks]
[blocks]<end>[/blocks]
finally [blocks]<say[ Hello![/blocks]

Last edited by scratch_yoshi (2009-10-25 15:38:28)

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#15 2009-09-27 12:27:23

scratch_yoshi
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Re: Funny Scratch Scripts

[blocks]<when[ I'm ]clicked>[blocks]
[blocks]<play sound[ wierd...[/blocks]
[blocks]<point towards( that person who clicked me![/blocks]
[blocks]<switch to costume[ punch![/blocks]
[blocks]<wait( 0.01 )secsc>[/blocks]
[blocks]<switch to costume[ normal[/blocks]
[blocks]<stop all>[/blocks]

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#16 2009-10-25 12:56:58

ThePCKid
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Re: Funny Scratch Scripts

<when green flag clicked>
<forever>
<say[ 08jackt is awesome!
<set{ Allow stop  }to( No
<end>

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#17 2009-10-25 13:44:04

WeirdF
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Re: Funny Scratch Scripts

<when green flag clicked>
<say[ Hey! Get your mouse off me. I was sleeping on that flag

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#18 2009-10-25 14:17:00

scratch_yoshi
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Re: Funny Scratch Scripts

[blocks]<when green flag clicked>
<repeat( 342957984798339893478927539
<move( <pick random( 56465465 )to(654654564  )steps>
<end>
<stop all>[/blocks]

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#19 2009-10-25 16:55:06

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Re: Funny Scratch Scripts

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#20 2009-10-25 22:36:03

ThePCKid
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Re: Funny Scratch Scripts

<when green flag clicked>
<forever>
<play sound[ pi of OMG
<end>

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#21 2009-10-25 22:57:38

webgal15
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Re: Funny Scratch Scripts

<when green flag clicked>
<if><( end of world <=> 1 )>
<say[ GIVE ME MY LAST CAKE!!! ]for( 3 )secs>
<else>
<say[ I still want my cake. ]for( 3 )secs>
<end>

...Is it even slightly funny?

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