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08jackt · 2009-10-16 05:24:57

Getting Through School
by 08jackt

Introduction
Once again people were bugging me shouting, "08JACKT YOU ARE SO TOALLY AWESOME! PLEASE MAKE A GUIDE ON HOW TO GET THROUGH SCHOOL!!!!!!! YOU ARE NOT EVEN REMOTELY FAT!!!!!!" So at popular demand, here it is! Having a hard time at school? Want a guide on how to get through it? Then you have come to right place.

What you will Need
• A large drill
• Money to hire the large drill

Instructions
1. Gather you monies and take it to a "Large Drill Hire Shop." There should be one some where near by, as it is an extremely popular shop.
2. Hire the Large drill and bring it over to your school.
3. Start drilling a hole through your school
4. Watch out for teachers, as they may treat you with a week or 2 of detention.
5. Now walk through the hole you made through your school
6. You made it through school! Congrads!

Trouble Shooting
Can't afford a large drill thingy? Then simply rob a near by band. I'm sure they'll be happy to give you hard earned money by many people to you at gun point with the risk of being shot. Drill isn't big enough? Then get a bigger one.

Customer Support
Still having trouble? Then call the Customer support hot line at 9433234a1234!

More Guides
Here are some more guides by me!

How to Become a Purple Monkey
http://scratch.mit.edu/forums/viewtopic.php?id=22685
Survival Guide
http://scratch.mit.edu/forums/viewtopic.php?id=22423

Last edited by 08jackt (2009-10-16 05:30:20)

ihaveamac · 2009-10-16 05:34:56

rofl! Why would someone bring a drill to school?

You would get SUSPENDED, not detention.

deatheater · 2009-10-16 05:37:13

Today at school pac-man caused a traffic jam (no joke)

iamrpk · 2009-10-16 13:49:51

Wow! 08jackt, you are so totally awesome and anyone who even thinks you're fat doesn't know what fat is! I'm BEGGING you to make a guide on how to swallow a potato while playing golf in the middle of December with only a t-shirt and shorts on!!!!!

08jackt · 2009-10-17 01:06:08

iamrpk wrote:
Wow! 08jackt, you are so totally awesome and anyone who even thinks you're fat doesn't know what fat is! I'm BEGGING you to make a guide on how to swallow a potato while playing golf in the middle of December with only a t-shirt and shorts on!!!!!

omg! why does every one want me to do such intertesing guides so often!!!!!! urgh! fine!!!!!!!!!

tomorrow ill create it :p

floatingmagictree · 2009-10-17 07:51:05

Finally, I can get through school now!

The-Whiz · 2009-10-17 09:58:15

Another way is to rent a monster truck...

08jackt · 2009-10-17 10:05:29

The-Whiz wrote:
Another way is to rent a monster truck...

lol

floatingmagictree · 2009-10-17 10:14:06

08jackt wrote:
The-Whiz wrote:
Another way is to rent a monster truck...
lol

Or an actual monster....

Ssbrawl700 · 2009-10-17 10:18:01

Thanks for this guide 08jackt!! I've been trying to get through school by using a pocketknife, bb gun, nerf gun, but none of them ever worked. I tried using dynamite but i got caught and sent to Guantanamo Bay.

The-Whiz · 2009-10-17 10:23:51

How about a teleporter?

08jackt · 2009-10-17 23:28:02

Ssbrawl700 wrote:
Thanks for this guide 08jackt!! I've been trying to get through school by using a pocketknife, bb gun, nerf gun, but none of them ever worked. I tried using dynamite but i got caught and sent to Guantanamo Bay.

im glad i helped...as my dad always says, im a helpful young lad tongue

deatheater · 2009-10-17 23:37:00

08jackt wrote:
Ssbrawl700 wrote:
Thanks for this guide 08jackt!! I've been trying to get through school by using a pocketknife, bb gun, nerf gun, but none of them ever worked. I tried using dynamite but i got caught and sent to Guantanamo Bay.
im glad i helped...as my dad always says, im a helpful young lad

And not fat smile

martianshark · 2009-10-19 23:47:14

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
08jackt, you are so cool and awesome, you are totally not fat!

martianshark · 2009-10-21 19:57:23

08jackt, when are you going to make a guide on how to swallow a potato while playing golf in the middle of December with only a t-shirt and shorts on!? I've GOT to learn how to do that! PLEASE make a guide! If you don't I don't know what I'll do!

ThePCKid · 2009-10-25 12:49:51

lulz

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