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#1 2009-10-20 11:13:42

WeirdF
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Really Unfunny Jokes That Are Funny (RUJTAF)

Hey, you know those jokes that are just so bad that you laugh at them? I just invented a name for them, RUJTAF, simply pronounced as it is spelt (ruj-taff). Well, how many RUJTAFs (notice the absence of and apostraphe between the F and the s) can you think of?

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#2 2009-10-20 11:20:30

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Re: Really Unfunny Jokes That Are Funny (RUJTAF)

Here's one I heard a long time ago. "Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana." I was like "*" and i had to laugh.

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#3 2009-10-20 11:34:02

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Re: Really Unfunny Jokes That Are Funny (RUJTAF)

Person: Doctor Doctor! I swallowed a spoon

Doctor: Well sit there and dont stir!

So not funny but funny lol!   big_smile

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#4 2009-10-20 18:59:13

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Re: Really Unfunny Jokes That Are Funny (RUJTAF)

Remember when ACORN did some bad stuff?

Lets just call them NUTS

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#5 2009-10-20 19:01:46

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Re: Really Unfunny Jokes That Are Funny (RUJTAF)

why did the furry got to davientart? to find his art! HAHAHAHAHAHHAH no

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#6 2009-10-21 04:11:58

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Re: Really Unfunny Jokes That Are Funny (RUJTAF)

what's white and lives in a tree?

a fridge.

(its a classic  tongue )

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#7 2009-10-22 10:55:09

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Re: Really Unfunny Jokes That Are Funny (RUJTAF)

How about this:
What's brown and sticky?
highlight to see answer:
A stick

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#8 2009-10-22 10:57:49

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Re: Really Unfunny Jokes That Are Funny (RUJTAF)

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#9 2009-10-22 11:01:45

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Re: Really Unfunny Jokes That Are Funny (RUJTAF)

Staraptor wrote:

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Which joke are you laughin at?

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#10 2009-10-22 13:00:12

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Re: Really Unfunny Jokes That Are Funny (RUJTAF)

Actually, it was yours.

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#11 2009-10-22 13:36:13

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Re: Really Unfunny Jokes That Are Funny (RUJTAF)

lol.... tongue ...

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#12 2009-10-22 16:19:15

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Re: Really Unfunny Jokes That Are Funny (RUJTAF)

B-)

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#13 2009-10-22 17:34:22

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Re: Really Unfunny Jokes That Are Funny (RUJTAF)

67589jun wrote:

Remember when ACORN did some bad stuff?

Lets just call them NUTS

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#14 2009-10-23 14:38:42

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Re: Really Unfunny Jokes That Are Funny (RUJTAF)

WeirdF wrote:

How about this:
What's brown and sticky?
highlight to see answer:
A stick

XD lol

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#15 2009-10-23 19:44:25

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Re: Really Unfunny Jokes That Are Funny (RUJTAF)

Why did the old person throw the clock out the window?
Because he wanted to.

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#16 2009-10-23 22:12:01

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Re: Really Unfunny Jokes That Are Funny (RUJTAF)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?




...It was dead.

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#17 2009-10-23 22:16:34

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Re: Really Unfunny Jokes That Are Funny (RUJTAF)

There's another similar type of joke called an Oregonian Joke.  The point of an Oregonian Joke is that Oregonians are so boring, so are the jokes.  (I'm from Oregon, by the way.)  Examples:

Q:  How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:  One.

Q:  Why did the Oregonian cross the road?
A:  Because.

Person 1:  Knock knock.
Person 2:  Who's there?
Person 1:  Oregonian.
Person 2:  Oregonian who?
Person 1:  Just Oregonian.

Post others you can think of.

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#18 2009-10-23 22:27:45

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Re: Really Unfunny Jokes That Are Funny (RUJTAF)

There was a boy and a girl and one chair. The boys sits down. Then the girl says, "Hey, aren't you going to chair?" (Get it? Share, chair?)

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#19 2009-10-23 22:50:50

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Re: Really Unfunny Jokes That Are Funny (RUJTAF)

adriangl wrote:

There was a boy and a girl and one chair. The boys sits down. Then the girl says, "Hey, aren't you going to chair?" (Get it? Share, chair?)

OK... I have to admit I smiled at that one.

OK... This always got me. Are you ready? You ready? Are you sure? Cause your about to get blown away when you hear!!!!!!

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#20 2009-10-30 15:08:04

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Re: Really Unfunny Jokes That Are Funny (RUJTAF)

This is a really stupid joke that was in a joke book called stupid jokes or something like that.
Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
A: Where's my tractor?
LOL this really is a crummy peice of crud from crummyland that was taken from the crud fountain and sprinkled with 5,000 crumynesses.

I might return for a little while.

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